The Real Women's Champion 001

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The Real Women's Champion 001

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We are a two weeks removed from the SummerSlam pay-per-view event, the event where Trish Stratus got the fluke victory over Becky Lynch and a full week removed from the episode of Monday Night Warfare that served as the fallout from SummerSlam. Those two nights are night that she live in infamy as far as Becky Lynch is concerned. At SummerSlam, she had Trish Stratus dead to rights and like a slimy little coward, she had Natalya cost Becky the match because Nattie knew that Becky would have easily walked away as the Women’s Champion.

Then, last Monday night on Warfare, Becky took on Natalya. Like SummerSlam, Becky had Natalya dead to rights. Also like SummerSlam, Natalya weaseled her way to a victory just like her best friend, the most overrated Women’s Champion of all time as well as the most overrated women’s “wrestler” of all time, Trish Stratus. Two weeks in a row, the hardest working woman in the company, the Cerebral Lassassin, Becky Lynch was done dirty by the EBWF.

So, Winter had commissioned the creation of a championship belt made exclusively for her dear Rebecca. The belt with platinum plates that is decked with diamonds, rubies, and emeralds is now dubbed the Real Women’s Championship. While Natalya weaseled her way to a victory over the Cerebral Lassassin, it was the new championship belt that Becky Lynch wore around her waist to the ring that stole the show.

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and fat YouTubers that haven’t seen their dicks since the Clinton administration could only look on in awe over the most beautiful championship belt ever created. Becky Lynch and her Real Women’s Championship belt stole the show. The new championship caused such a stir that Becky was trending for a few days.

Onto more pressing matters. Next up for the Cerebral Lassassin is the Sassy Southern Belle, the former Marine, Lacey Evans. Will the Marine training prove to be effective against Becky Lynch or will the Real Women’s Champion turn around the problems she faced at SummerSlam and last week on Warfare?

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September 28, 2020 - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

It is six o’clock in the evening in Oklahoma and we see the Cerebral Lassassin better known as Becky Lynch and the Satanic Diva also known as Winter. Together, they are seated at a round table. Becky has her championship belt propped up on the table for everyone to see.

Across the table from the duo of Becky Lynch and Winter is their favorite interviewer, everyone’s favorite interviewer, Renee Young with the camera zoomed in on her. As usual, Renee greets the viewing audience with a warm smile. “Ladies and gentlemen…” Renee begins. “Please welcome my guests at this round table discussion, Becky Lynch and Winter!”

The camera zooms out to show the Cerebral Lassassin and the Satanic Diva sitting on the other side of the table with the custom made championship belt for Becky propped up in front of her. “First thing’s first…” Renee says as she eyes the championship belt. “Last week on Monday Night Warfare, Becky, you debuted this championship belt. It was all over Facebook, Twitter, YouTube. The feedback that you got for that championship was universally positive. So, I need to ask you. What is the point of this championship belt?”

“The point of this championship belt…” Winter begins as she points at the belt that she had commissioned the creation of for Becky. “The point is really simple. You see, for months my dear Rebecca had to work hard and jump through numerous hoops. She was the the iron woman in the Women’s Rumble and should have won the damn thing, but of course we know what happened. Trish won in Rebecca’s place. Rebecca continued working hard. She captured a victory over Shayna Baszler. That should have put Rebecca into the title match at WrestleMania, but that did not happen. We know how Rebecca feels about that. She blames Trish Stratus for that. Instead, Rebecca had to waste her time with a dreg like Britt Baker. Rebecca destroyed Britt Baker while Trish Stratus became champion in Rebecca’s place. Rebecca is slotted as number one contender and then Trish Stratus fucked off for five months.”

Winter shakes her head. “In those five months, Rebecca had to jump through every hoop imaginable. She had to beat everyone that there was to beat. She had to go through the Queen of the Ring tournament, something that is as shallow and meaningless as the Women’s Championship has been since Trish Stratus won it in Rebecca’s place. So, now we have Rebecca as the Uncrowned Champion. After five months, Trish actually makes an appearance for once in her fucking sham of a title reign. That was only after Rebecca did all of the work to force her back here. Yeah, Rebecca attacked Trish. However, Trish deserved it for just fucking off with the title for five months.”

“Then, at SummerSlam, it happened. Trish should not have even been able to defend herself much less the title that belongs to Rebecca. Were it not for that worthless black hole of charisma herself, Natalya, Rebecca would be the EBWF Women’s Champion. Right now, given the sham of an ending at SummerSlam? Rebecca remains the Uncrowned Champion thanks the Natalya, who also got a fluke win last week. If either Trish or Natalya think that they will get that lucky next time, they had better think again.”

“My dear Rebecca is the Real Women’s Champion and this belt is to signify that. Who would you rather see as EBWF Women’s Champion? Some overrated relic from 20 years ago that fucks off for five months between championship matches, Trish Stratus, or the Best in the Business, the Best in the World, the Face of the Division, Rebecca?”

“Overall?” Renee asks. “I would say Becky Lynch. At least we’d get to see the title every week.”

“Exactly…” Winter says. “That is another reason why I commissioned the creation of this belt for Rebecca. You get to see it every week, not every five months like you would with Trish Stratus, who surprise surprise, is out spending lavish vacation with the Women’s Championship, because she does not care to be here. She does not care to entertain people week in and week out like Rebecca does. She does not care about anyone but herself.”

“Tonight…” Renee begins. “Becky Lynch takes on Lacey Evans. Now, these two have faced each other before, and that was during the Queen of the Ring tournament, in the semi-finals. Your thoughts?”

“What is there to say that has not already been said about Lacey Evans?” Winter asks. “I have said it before and I will say it again. No amount of military training will save her from the onslaught of my Rebecca. When Rebecca gets done with her, Lacey Evans will wish that she was still Day One at Boot Camp.”
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Becky Achievements: Queen of the Ring (2020, 2021), Women's Last Survivor (2024), Best Actress (2021, 2022, 2023), Most Violent Scene in a Film (2021, 2022, 2023), Best Villain in a Film (2021, 2022), Best Antihero in a Film (2021, 2022, 2023), Best Hero in a Film (2021, 2022, 2023)
Allysin Kay Achievements: Queen of the Ring (2022)