Once a Bully, Always a Bully

[Kyle]

OOC: Sorry to Dohko and Ben, being sick most of the week didn't help.


Ted stood backstage with resident EBWF interviewer Matt Striker. Ted stood dressed to compete with his Path to Glory Championship draped over his shoulder.

Matt Striker: Good evening everyone and welcome to another edition of Warfare. Tonight we will hear from the 2012 King of the Ring, CM Punk, and in our main event John Cena will be taking on Alberto Del Rio. But in tag team action we will see the champions Zack Ryder and Trent Baretta taking on Bully Ray and the man right next to me, Ted DiBiase. Last week Ted you defeated Trent after some distractions from Bully Ray when he destroyed one of Trent's most prized comics. Is this match personal?

Ted Jr: It's not personal. I am simply showing everybody that I have power of you. I got the win last week because I knew Trent’s weakness. Bully Ray and Trent have been fighting over Twitter and I knew that he could distract Trent long enough for me to capitalise. I can do whatever I want because I am the future of EBWF. I am the best there is. Not Punk. Not AJ Styles. Not Cody Rhodes. I am the man that will become champion at Sacrifice. It's because I have the skills to defeat Styles and Rhodes, but I also have the knowledge to defeat them too.

Matt Striker: It was announced last week that you would be getting another shot at the World Championship after you cost AJ Styles his match against Cody Rhodes. Kevin Nash then made his presence felt and powerbombed Styles. Nicole Ikeda announced that it would be Styles versus DiBiase versus Rhodes for the World Heavyweight Championship. The added bonus to this match would be the special guest referee, none other than Big Daddy Cool Kevin Nash. In recent months it has been both of your opponents at Sacrifice that have handed you losses. Will they have the mental edge going into this match?

Ted Jr: Did they beat me? Unfortunately they did. Will that matter at Sacrifice? No. The fact is I might be considered the underdog in this match but if you look at it closely, I am the clear favourite. Nash has said many times that I am the future of this company and that I just need my chance to get to the top and prove my dominance. I will be walking into Sacrifice as the Path to Glory Champion and I will be leaving as the World Champion. As for tonight, I'm going to show you why people like Trent Baretta and Zack Ryder don't deserve to be champions here in EBWF. The fact that Trent is a double champion sickens me. That kid should be stuck in his mom's basement reading comic books for life. Zack Ryder can stick with his failed YouTube series because it's much more than he'll ever accomplish in EBWF. Do you see either of them becoming a World Champion? Do you see either of them reaching the level that I am at now? The fact is their match with Bully and I tonight will be the highlight of their careers. Losing to me last week was the best thing to ever happen to Baretta. They can call us bullies but we don't care. We are turning EBWF into my vision. And my vision does not include comic book reading nerds like Zack Ryder and Trent Baretta.

Matt was set to ask more questions but Ted pushed him away and walked off.

[Will]

Matt Striker looked upset by the treatment from the PTG Champion and as soon as he turned around somebody burped in his face. He was disgusted and frowned up in a very hideous face. When he opened his eyes the intimidation sat in as Bully Ray stood over him with an unpleasant frown on his face. Bully Ray adjusted his NY skull cap before grabbing the hand of Striker that held the microphone and bringing it to his lips.

Bully Ray: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!”

Striker looked frightened from the yelling of the big bad bully.

Bully Ray: “DO YOU HEAR ME NERD? I SAID DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!”

Matt Striker: “You’re Bully Ray?”

Without hesitation Bully Ray smacked Striker across the face with tremendous force that sent him crashing to the floor in a heap.

Bully Ray: “YOU THINK YOU SO SMART, HUH, DO YA? I HATE TEACHERS! YOU’RE NOTHING MORE THAN A CERTAFIED NERD! JUST LIKE THAT DOOFUS TRENT BARETTA AND HIS PAL ZACK RYDER. YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO NERDS? I PICK ON EM AND I PICK ON EM, AND I PICK ON EM, UNTILL THEY GO CRYING TO THIR MOMMIES.”

The bully gave Matt Striker a Wet Willy that made him get up and quickly run away down the hall. The New York native turned around towards the camera and continued to finish his thoughts.

Bully Ray: “SEE WHAT I MEAN.”

Bully Ray took the opportunity to cough and spit in the air, catching it and swallowing.

Bully Ray: “I’M BULLY FRICKIN RAY! THE BIG BAD BULLY RAY! CALF… FRICKIN… ZILLA!”

This time he took the opportunity to show off his calf muscles, before lowering his Hardcore 5150 vintage cargo shorts.

Bully Ray: “TONIGHT, TED DIBIASE AND BULLY RAY SHOW THESE PEOPLE THAT MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND AND THE MORE AND MORE THEY PAY TO SEE US, THE MORE AND MORE WE ARE GONNA BE KICKING ASS. THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TRENTY LOCKS AND THE THREE RYDERS WOO, WOO, AND WOO, BETTER BE READY. BECAUSE AFTER THEY GET INTO THE RING WITH ME LATER TONIGHT A STUPID LITTLE COMIC BOOK ISN’T GONNA BE ANYTHING COMPARED TO ALL THE TEETH THEY ARE GONNA BE MISSING AFTER I KNOCK EM OUT. AND AFTER I’M FINISHED BEING A BAD ASS, SOMEBODY GETS A SWIRLIE, CURTIOUSY OF HELL KITCHEN’S MEANIEST MAN ON THE FRICKING BLOCK. THE PERSON YO MOTHER WARNS YOU TO NEVER GET INTO A CAR WITH. THE GUY WHO HAS SLEPT WITH ALMOST EVERY CHICK AT THE RETIREMENT HOME UP THE BLOCK, ME… BULLY RAY! “

Bully Ray suddenly shoved the camera man to the floor and stormed off towards the ring for their match that was coming up next.