Ryan Clark; "I make poopy in my pants"

[Nick]

I make poopy in my pants
By Ryan Clark on Tue, July 16h, 2012

No one knows this but me - but I'm going to share it with all of you - Jake "The Snake" Roberts is Scott Hall's sponsor in AA. True story. Well, not exactly true, but wouldn't it be funny if it was? Fuck it - I'm saying it's true.

Oh and if you're looking for earth shatterng WWE news, look no further! I can exclusively report that the current plan over in McMahon's company is to make Mason Ryan into a pedophile and then to give him the WWE belt. Apparently McMahon heard about the ratings that Toddlers in Tiaras get, not to mention all the Sandusky news, he figured there is probably a largely overlooked part of the market that is sick in the head. Word is Vince Russo is being looked at to come in and run with the angle.

Kevin Nash recently made some dumb comments over twitter about politics. So, what the hell, let's say he's considering running for office or some shit like that.

In other EBWF superstar news, I had a dream where Chris Jericho and Cody Rhodes run with an angle were they wake up on a desert island and have to figure out who put them there before fighting each other in a cage - so that is obviously going to happen. Look for the cage match around SummerSlam.

Oh, and some people have said Christian is likely to join EBWF - DUH, people, he said he was visiting family in OKC. You have to listen...idiots...

And finally, some people have complained that I only pretend to have source an do nothing but make up bullshit stories and pass them off as fact - well you know what - fuck you. If you don't like what I pretend is reporting, then get your own damn website and make up, um, I mean investigate stories.

And as always, if any of this is true, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST....If it's bullshit, it's a rumor, or whatever, fuck you.

DIRECT LINK!!! Mark Henry and Torrie Wilson have a bigger boobs contest! PICS OF HENRY! (none of Torrie, that'd be gross)