Boiling Over
Boiling Over
- Matt Hardy was seen standing in a dark boiler room. Only one light was on in the room, directly above Hardy. The light was dim, so dim that only the face of Matt Hardy could be seen clearly –
Matt Hardy: I’ve always been under the assumption that the quickest way to get to know someone is by hanging out in their own digs. The only problem with this though, is that I have not owned an ugly, nearly broken down car since I was a teenager. Yeeesssssss, and seeing as I have been roaming this galaxy, and galaxies beyond for EEEEEEEternity, that is a very long time!
- Hardy began to clap his hands together with a smile on his face. When nothing happened, his face turned to frustration. He clapped a couple more times –
Matt Hardy: What is wrong with this light?! Not only is it as dim, it doesn’t follow the rules of the Hardy clap! I already despiiiiise this room. Another thing, it’s not even that hot in here! Why is it called the boiler room? Isn’t boiling supposed to be… BOILING?! I’m so confuuuuuuuused…
- At that time, there was a knock on the door. Hardy looked toward the door and a smile came upon his face –
Matt Hardy: Welcome, Mr. Kind.
Mankind: Mr. Kind? What kind of weird are you? I love it!
So, do you enjoy my room? I like to come here to think when things get tough. I do some of my best thinking here in this room. In fact, this is where I thought we would make a good team.
Matt Hardy: Very interrrrrresting! I do my best thinking in a different place. A place with more life… a brighter place. But, I suppppose I could see how this place could bring on thoughts. Dark, angry, not nice thoughts. Thoughts that my good friend Gandhi…
Mankind: GANDHI?! GANDHI!? We have a huge match coming up later tonight, and you are going to sit here and talk about a damn elephant you MADE walk way from you?
Matt Hardy: Wow, your name is not accurate at all! You are not kind! You are rude. I can tell you spend a lot of time in this room. Maybe you need to come spend some time on the Hardy Compound with me. Surround yourself with great minds, instead of great stench!
Mankind: Matt, I know you don’t mean that! That doesn’t matter anymore! You have to forget Gandhi. He was nothing but bad news for you anyway. Unlike him, I will never tell you to beat someone with love. I’d rather you beat them with a chair, or a barbed wire bat…
Matt Hardy: You must be talking about Barbie! How do you know her? This room becomes more and more confusing by the second.
Mankind: Matt, I need you to focus here. If we are going to win tonight and become the number one contenders for the tag team titles, we are going to have to get on the same page.
Matt Hardy: Mr. Kind, are you really going to stand there and talk to ME about being on the same page of a tag team? Have you never googled Matt Hardy? He… I was a member of one of the greatest tag teams of all time. Of all galaxies! Of course, I did have a great tag team partner back then. Someone I miss dearly! Someone, I’m afraid, you could never add up to in a million years. So, my masked boiler room friend, is there something you want to say?
Mankind: Matt, if that is your name, there is only one thing I have to say to you… Let’s go win this number one contendership. So, I can once again shock the World!
Matt Hardy: That sounds wonderful Mr. Kind! Just…
Mankind: WONDERFUL!!!!
- Hardy looked puzzled at Mankind, but then laughed hysterically and playfully shoved Mankind as they both walked toward the exit –
