Finding a Fan

[Seth Rollins]

-The scene opens up to Twitch livestream with Seth Rollins. We see Seth standing on the street with some jeans and a shirt that says 'Find the Fan'. He has a microphone in his hand.-

Seth Rollins: Hello everyone and welcome to the first ever episode of "Find the Fan." On todays episode we will be featuring none other than Jimmy Havoc! Basically what we are going to do is interview some random people on the streets and see if we can find a Jimmy Havoc fan. Let's get started, shall we? We're going to start with Jim .How's it going Jim?

Jim: It's going good bro. I'm a huge fan of yours.

Seth: I appreciate it man. How big of a wrestling fan are you?

Jim: I'd say I'm a very casual fan. I don't watch every week but I try to keep up if I can.

Seth: That's what's up man. So you know who I am then?

Jim: Of course I do, you're the King of the Ring. I think everyone knows who you are.

Seth: Then I assume you know or are a fan of last years King of the Ring Jimmy Havoc?

Jim: He's ok I guess. He's kind of fallen off so it's hard to be a fan of an average wrestler, you know what I mean?

Seth: Oh yeah I definitely know what you mean. So I guess that's strike one on finding a Jimmy Havoc fan. Thanks for being on Jim. Here is a Jimmy Havoc t-shirt for being on with us.

-Seth grabs a t-shirt off the table next to him and hands it to the fan who looks at the shirt with disdain.

Jim: Thanks bro...I'll give it to your mom later...

-Jim throws the shirt to the ground before walking away. Seth looks down at the shirt and shrugs before looking over to his next guest.-

Seth: Next we have Stacey. Stacey is a long time wrestling fan. Hi Stacey, How are you doing?

Stacey: I'm doing great! Like...am I going to be on TV?

Seth: Something like that.

Stacey: Oh my gawddd!!! Can I give a shoutout to my boyfriend?

Seth: No, you absolutely can't. That'll get you kicked off the show.

Stacey: This is a game show? What do I win?

Seth: A special prize. The first question we have for you is: Are you a Jimmy Havoc fan?

Stacey: The wrestler?

Seth: Yeah the wrestler.

Stacey: Oh yeah I used to LOVE him. Too bad he retired...

Seth: Yeah...it really is. He used to be really good huh?

Stacey: Yeah he was! I wish he was still around but I guess when you lose it, you lost it.

Seth: And boy did that guy lose it. Am I right?

Stacey: It was hard to watch at the end.

Seth: I couldn't agree any more with that statement. Anyway thanks for being on the show! You have won this Jimmy Havoc t-shirt!

-Seth grabs a t-shirt off the table and hands it to the woman who looks at it and see's it has Jimmy's face on the front.-

Stacey: Do I have to take it? It might scare my kids. I guess I had forgotten just how ugly he was...

Seth: Nah you can throw it in the trash pile.

-She throws it right onto the other shirt that was thrown on the ground.-

Seth: I meant the actual trash pile...

-He points over to a trash pile as she shrugs and walks off.-

Seth: Well that was awkward. Anyway let's move onto our second to last fan. I'm not sure what his name is but you guys may remember him. He is the Aiden English fan. How's it going kid? Nice to see you again.

Aiden English fan: Thanks for having me. My name is Be...

Seth: That's good. We really wanted to have you on because I knew you were an Aiden English fan. Is that still true?

Aiden English fan: Yeah it definitely is.

Seth: That's good because that's why you're here. We wanted to bring someone out that was a fan of a really bad wrestler so that we could have a fan with bad taste in wrestling on the show.

Aiden English fan: That's me!

Seth: We want to know: Are you a Jimmy Havoc fan?

Aiden English fan: Oh gosh no! Even I don't like that guy and I have REALLY bad taste in wrestlers.

Seth: That's why we figured you would be the one to win today. Anyway here's your consolation prize: A Jimmy Havoc t-shirt!

-Seth hands him one of the t-shirts.-

Aiden English fan: Thanks...I guess. I'm all out of clean clothes since I ran away from home because there was a rumor Aiden English would let little boys stay with him.

Seth: I was going to say you smell really bad and you should get out of here right now.

-Seth pushes him away as he shakes his head and welcomes on the last fan who is dressed in all black and has a bunch of piercings.-

Seth: Our last guest is Bill. Welcome to the show Bill.

Bill: Whatever...

Seth: You're really punk aren't you?

Bill: I'm hardcore man. You wouldn't know anything about it man.

Seth: You're definitely right about that. That makes me think you have to be the right guy for our show. Are you a Jimmy Havoc fan?

Bill: Yeah of course I am. Jimmy Havoc is the truth man. He knows the man is out to get you!

Seth: But don't you punk kids hate everything?

Bill: Oh yeah I definitely hate everything...

Seth: So wouldn't that mean you hate Jimmy Havoc?

Bill: Whoa bro...I guess I DO hate Jimmy Havoc.

Seth: Yeah fuck that guy, right?

Bill: Ye...

-All of a sudden Bill's mother comes up and grabs him by the ear.-

Bill's mother: Billy what did I tell you about dressing like this?

-She pulls his clip on nose ring out and continues to yell.-

Billy's mother: And I told you about these fake piercings. You're coming with me!

-She drags him off as Seth just laughs before looking back into the camera.-

Seth: Well everyone it looks like the first episode of Finding a Fan was a complete success and a failure at the same time! We kind...of found a Jimmy Havoc fan? Anyway, hopefully we will have better luck next time on Finding a Fan!

-The scene fades to black as we see a homeless man come over and pick up the Jimmy Havoc t-shirts and think about stealing them. He instead throws all but one to the ground and puts the other one down the back of his pants. Seth just walks the other way as the scene fades.-


-The scene opens back up to the arena where Warfare is set to take place in a few hours. We see Seth Rollins standing in front of his patented 'Monday Night Rollins' sign wearing his wrestling attire plus a 'King' t-shirt. He looks into the camera.-

Seth Rollins: Words can't express how much I've been looking forward to this match. I've been waiting MONTHS for this match to happen and here we finally are. Since I came back I've been waiting to get my hands on Jimmy. I honestly thought this match was going to be the finale of the King of the Ring tournament, but...you kinda let me down there, didn't you? I mean, losing is one thing, but not even making it to the Quarterfinals? You only won ONE match in the entire tournament meanwhile I won TWO on the LAST day of the tournament. Think about that for a second. Just shows how much better of a wrestler I am than you at this point of our careers. The truth is you've never really had the talent that I have and you know it. You were great at the right time. That's it. That time, though, has passed. Hasn't it Jimmy?

You might make jokes on twitter about it but that's because it's true. You're not that guy anymore Jimmy. You're not a main event talent. Hell, the front office obviously thinks Matt fucking Hardy is better fit for being in the main event otherwise it would be us there and not Miz and Hardy. Nobody wants to see Jimmy Havoc in a main event anymore. And there are so many reasons for that but one of the main ones being you're just not good enough. You're not better than any of the current champions and that includes the Tag Team champions as we saw when Tommy End knocked your ass out of the tournament. I hate to be that guy but it's the honest truth and you know damn well I've always been the type of guy to give it to you straight. You're not on my level and it's not even close. I am going to outwrestle you in every single way possible and I think you even know that.

But hey...at least you got my sloppy seconds, right? I know people probably expect me to give a damn about your little relationship with Zarah. But the truth is I tossed that bitch to the side a long time ago and I upgraded. And big time too. Paige is better than Zarah in every single way and when she gets the chance she's going to prove that. Good luck with Zarah too, that bitch is crazy. Pretty sure she still wants the D, but then again who doesn't want another ride on Monday Night Rollins. Everyone wants to be the queen and we all know your lady isn't fit for that. Just like you're not fit to be King.

Sore subject? After all one year ago you were on top of the world and winning the King of the Ring. You were the guy everyone was looking to and who everyone was watching. To this year when you were in the middle of the card fighting against Marty Scurll. That was my first round matchup bro. Think about that for a moment. You were going up against Marty in a match that nobody cared about while I was stealing the show. I'm better than you in every single way and tonight I'm going to prove it to you when I outdo you in every single way. I'm going to make it a point to show you that I'm better than you in every aspect of the game. I'll see you tonight...

-The scene fades to black.-