I am posting this on behalf of my sister Stacey as she has a few issues getting onto things.
Ce long temps il avait été depuis le Canadien français Godess, moi-même, Maryse orné d'un ring de catch! MON beau dans l'anneau de la capacité n'a jamais changé depuis que j'ai été une fois le plus long règne de WWE Divas Champion de tous les temps, jusqu'à ce que le plastique, pas de talent, veux-bes ont commencé à arriver tout remis à eux!!
The scene is opened inside the Maverik Center, a hostile crowd settling in ready for EBWF Warfare! The lights begin to dim down slightly, startling the crowd. Suddenly, ‘Pourquoi’ begins to play from out of the sound system, sending the crowd into a frenzied shock.
Corey Graves
No!! This cannot be!
Mauro Ranallo
Is this who I think it is Corey!!
From out of the gorilla position and through the black curtain steps the well known, Canadian French goddess herself, Maryse!! She stops at the top of the stage and holds a hand up beside her face, with her signature gesture whilst holding a microphone in the other hand. The crowd begin to settle down as Maryse brings the microphone to her glossed lips.
Maryse
Surprise!! I bet you guys didn’t expect this right?
The crowd let out a mixed reaction, not sure what Maryse is gracing her presence tonight.
Maryse
Well that’s right, I’m back and officially part of your EBWF Women’s roster!! Let me just stop use all a minute, are you guys cheering for me? I think it’s wise if we just cut to the chase and you stop that immediately because one things never going to change, and that’s the passionate hate I hold deep inside for all of you people out there tonight, especially people who come from Salt Lake, Utah!!!
The crowd erupt into a thunderous chorus of boos, almost deafening as some describe it. Maryse is pleased by this and a huge grin comes across her face. She flips back her long, blonde hair before dusting off her black leather jacket.
Maryse
Not one of your opinions really matter to me at all but when I’m speaking can you idiots try to keep your objections to a minimal volume in future? That’s better!! Tonight I take the plunge and step into the ring for the first time in a long, long time to take on?
Maryse, who has by now started to make her way down the ramp and towards the ring stops a second, scratching her chin in confusion.
Maryse
Who the hell is this idiotic specimen? Nicole Matthews? I expected a lot more than this!! My first match here in EBWF and I’m facing off against somebody who most of you here have probably never heard of either!!
Maryse climbs into the ring whilst still talking, stepping into the Centre.
Maryse
I did a little research, obviously and the only thing I could seem to find out about this thing is that she’s Canadian? I could care less if she was from the planet of Mars, this women does not deserve to be in this ring with a former champion!! Nicole Matthews, you are way out of your league my darling, you are stepping into this ring with a future EBWF Women’s Champion!! During my time away from the ring, I’ve done so much more than most can imagine to ensure that I will be the greatest thing to ever be on your pathetic women’s roster and tonight, I shall prove that! Tonight, I will be giving out a warning to each and every so called women upon this roster that TRUE talent has arrived!!
Je suis la plus grande des femmes à la grâce jamais EBWF des femmes de la division et une fois que je l'ai terminé, il sera asif troisième Guerre Mondiale a eu lieu! Prendre note de cela!!
Maryse tosses the microphone onto the canvas and walks over to the ropes, grasping the top one before flipping her long blonde hair forwards and then back again, winking into the crowd sliding along the rope as the scene fades out.