Chance

[Griffith]

Marty Scurll is sitting on a couch in his living room. He’s wearing black basketball shorts and a villain club t shirt.

Scurll: Coming up on the 1 year anniversary of the beginning of my tenure here in the EBWF and what do I have to show for it? Not a single championship. Let me tell you ladies and gentlemen this is not what I expected to happen.

Marty stands up and walks over to an empty trophy case.

Scurll: I even had this bloody case made. You see, when I came here I thought it was going to to be easy. Subpar competition that i was going to run rampant over. However, that is not what I got. I’ll be the first to say I was underprepared and I want to apologize to the EBWF universe. I promise you all that from now I am going to give my all to the EBWF.

Marty walks back over and sits down back on the couch.

Scurll: That brings me to the opportunity that I currently have. This is the best chance I have at finally getting that championship for my trophy case. I am not going to rest until I prove to myself and the EBWF that I am championship material. So Ciampa, you better be ready for the biggest challenge you are ever going to face in your career. I am desperate and dangerous.