A Hardcore Christmas!

[Brandon M]

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A video uploaded to EBWF.net titled "A Hardcore Christmas"
Date: 12/15/18
Location: The Outlet mall, St. Louis, Missouri
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The video opens as you see Hardcore Holly ( Wearing a pair of black jeans an a black hoodie that reads "The Hardcore Facts" and Holding a steel chair over his shoulder ) As he continues walking, He looks into the camera and begins to speak...


Hardcore Holly: Ya know... I personally dont like christmas, I think its a joke. Sit on some fat guys lap and tell him all the junk and garbage ya want for Christmas, HA! Kids, Adults it dont matter, Your all the goddamn same. You want an want and want but no one wants to earn it. Kids can be bad all year and they still get whatever they want and why.. Just because they are kids. Great life lessons. While people like Wes Ikeda earn a big fat bonus for Christmas, Even though you can never find the guy. Hey Wes, Ya can thank me later for that bonus boss. Idiot. Then you have people like Marty Scurll who just pray that one day they will be good enough to be a champion. But see unlike you Marty I am from the old school, If i want something i take it! Exactly like i did in the EBWF Breakout Championship tournament. In fact, I went undefeated including kicking your dumbass. And now in order for me to get my belt, I have to beat you again Seriously...


Hardcore Holly stops to laugh before continuing to walk.


Hardcore Holly: Wow! I ask for a fight and I get Marty. Hell I should just be given the Breakout title! Now come Christmas Eve of Destruction I am going to hurt you Marty and I will beat you for a third time. And that's why I am here in this disgusting place with these out of shape losers. See Marty I wanna try and help ya, Because You know, I know, All the idiots in the EBWF universe know, That you just cant hang with Hardcore from bell to bell. Because I want a fight and Im afraid you just cant cut it. Now maybe you think because this is some stupid fans bring the weapons match that you have a shot.. But you and I know damn well that I will kick your ass no matter the match. In fact I am pretty sure this match will favor me more. Your not man enough Marty to be in the ring with me. Your just a little bitch who cries about being here for a year an winning nothing.


Hardcore then smirks before continuing


Hardcore Holly: But see you think its because you "underprepared" HA! Well I hate to break it to ya Marty, But its because straight up you just suck! You don't belong in this business. You know I remember when I first showed up in EBWF, Everyone had jokes, Everyone wanted to bring up my age, Everyone was running their mouths, You included Marty. That is until I shoved my boot up there ass! And I haven't stopped. See I told everyone what I came to EBWF to do. It wasn't to win championships, It wasn't to win every match. It was to fight and kick ass. I mean Marty I took a look back at your career in EBWF. And I have to say you really are garbage. I watched ya first promo.


Hardcore then stops walking as he begins to mock Marty Scurll.


Hardcore Holly: I.. Am.. The.. Villain. No not just a villain. THE Villian.


Hardcore Holly then smirks again before spitting and continuing to talk.


Hardcore Holly: Now what the hell does that even mean Marty! But here is the funniest part. You actually said you would completely annihilate anybody who gets in your way.


Hardcore Holly laughs again as he starts walking.


Hardcore Holly: Seriously Marty? Did ya really say that. Because looking at your track record son, Looks like you been the one getting annihilated. But see there's the difference between us Marty! Stupid Idiot! You run ya mouth but you cant back anything up! Hell you cant fight. I might talk a lot of shit I know, But unlike you I practice what I preach. And I can back up everything I say. But not you Marty. No, See you sat there and you said you were gonna break my fingers but did you? Hell, Did you even come close? I think that may have been my fastest victory. An while its going to be a great Christmas for me, Your Christmas will be a painful one. Because your ass belongs to Hardcore. And as I am ushering in the Hardcore Era, Your gonna be right where you belong, In the back of the line. HA! Now.. Here we are.


Hardcore Holly then walks into a CVS and walks up to the line at the pharmacy.


Hardcore Holly: Now see Marty, Pay close attention and let me show you the difference between you and I...


Hardcore then walks past the other customers and to the counter. He then puts the steel chair down.


Hardcore Holly: Hey i need a damn pharmasist right now!


Pharmasist: What seems to be the problem sir?


Customer one: Hey wait a minute, You cant just cut everyone off i was here first.


Hardcore Holly then turns around an looks at the customer.


Hardcore Holly: Listen here old timer, You open ya mouth again and im gonna break ya hip. So sit tight and shut up! And that goes for all you idiots!


As the other people in line look shocked, Hardcore then turns back to the pharmacist.


Pharmacist: Listen sir, You cant talk to my customers like that. I want you to leave.


Hardcore then smirks before speaking again.


Hardcore Holly: Listen here dumbass! Do you know who I am? Do you have any idea what I am capable of?


Pharmacist: Is that a threat? You know what sir, I want you to leave please.


Hardcore Holly: HA! Son i aint going anywhere.. Now do your damn job, Listen, And go get everything i tell you to. Understand?


Pharmacist: FINE! Listen folks, I apologize for this inconvience and the delay. The other Pharmacist can help you at the other register... Now sir, What can i do for you.


Hardcore Holly: About damn time! See im a fighter, And i plan on injuring and hurting the guy im fighting. So i figured for Christmas i would be a nice guy an help him out by geting him all the medical supplies he is going to need. So i need you to make him a decent first aid kit. Sound easy enough for ya?


Pharmcist: Ok, Well we have these over here. I can show you.


Hardcore Holly: I dont need to see it! Personally i dont give a damn what's in it or what it looks like. Just go get it.


The Pharmacist then angerly leaves the counter and walks into one of the isles. Hardcore then turns towards the camera and begins speaking.


Hardcore Holly: See that Marty! That is how a real man gets the job done! While people like you play nice and stand in the back of the line, People like me take what we want and don't think twice about it! But hell you should be happy, Because while your lazy ass is sitting on your couch and writing comics or trying to figure out how in the blue hell your gonna last in the ring with me, I am wasting my Saturday buying you something for Christmas. I guess we should call it a parting gift. Because after I am done with ya boy, You are never gonna wanna show your face in EBWF again.


The pharmacist then returns to counter.


Pharmacist: Ok sir, I have the four we carry, So you can choose one.


Hardcore Holly: Well I plan on hurting him pretty bad so I will take the best one ya got! Nothing but the best for ya Marty! HA!


Pharmacist: Ok sir, That's gonna be thirty five dollars and forty two cents.


Hardcore then takes some crumpled money out of his jean pocket and throws it at the pharmacist. He then grabs the first aid kit as he picks up his steel chair.


Pharmacist: Happy holidays sir, Have a good day.


Hardcore Holly: Piss off idiot! Hope you have a bad day, And a shitty Christmas! Stupid ass!


Hardcore then turns and begins walking out as the pharmacist just shakes his head. Hardcore then walks out of the store. He then stops and looks directly into the camera.


Hardcore Holly: Marty! Come Christmas Eve of Destruction you will beg for mercy, You will receive the ass whooping of your life. And me.. Well not only will I be walking out as the new EBWF Breakout Champion. But I will be walking out with your pride. Now I know your gonna walk your loser ass down to that ring on Christmas Eve feeling all big and mighty thinking your some tough guy. But I am warning you right now. DONT! Because nothing, Not you, Not Legion, Not that idiot Jimmy Havoc, And damn sure not Wesley is going to stop me from beating your loser ass and getting that belt. And like it or not my friend that is just... The Hardcore Truth. So see ya soon... And by the way now that Im thinking about it Screw you, Screw Christmas, And screw your health. So you can take this first aid kit and shove it up your ass! Because soon enough son I am gonna put my boot in it... So How Do You Like Me Now!


Hardcore then throws the first aid kit in the garbage. He turns around an begins walking away as after a few seconds the screen then goes black.