Christian's Peep Show 27/07/2012

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[The scene opened with Christian in front of black wall with the peep show symbol in the upper-left corner of it. Christian wore a dark black shirt and blue jeans, as he smiled at the camera.]

Christian: Hello, my peeps and creepy little bastards from all around the world watching this on your computer screens, I am Christian, and following the success of last week’s Online Peep Show, I have decided to follow it up, so every now and then you’ll see one of these on your subscription box, assuming of course that you are subscribed to your favorite wrestler, and no, I don’t mean “Mongo”, I am talking about Christian! Now, unlike what’s custom here on the peep show, I don’t have any actual people to talk to, but I do have people to talk about! But before that, I went out and interviewed some peeps to make sure people actually thought I was just a background to Edge, and here’s the result…

[The scene faded to a shot of Christian outside with some fans behind him.]

Christian: Hello peeps, I am outside here in Minneapolis, to see how some peeps and CLB’s feel about Captain Charisma!

[As he said this, Christian grabbed a megaphone and headed outside. He put the megaphone up to his lips and shouted.]

Christian: MY HEART BEATS…

[Christian put the megaphone up in the air and the fans concluded the phrase.]

Fans: FOR MY PEEPS.

[Christian smirked and signaled for the camera to follow him, as he went around the fans asking some of them questions as they waited in line, he first headed towards a male fan.]

Christian: Quickly, who’d win between Edge and Christian vs. Reks and Hawkins?

Male Fan: Edge and Christian, man!

[Christian made his way towards a female fan.]

Christian: Correct! Ma’am who are your 2 favorite superstars of all time?

Female Fan: Christian and Evan Bourne!

[Finally, he walked towards a little boy.]

Christian: Yeah! Hey, little kid, you want a Christian autograph?

Young Fan: Yes, please!

Christian: Whoa, you’ve got proper manners! I like that, just for that you’re going to get a free Christian T-shirt! Back to you, Christian

[The fans cheer as Christian walks back onto the front of the line as he gets in front of the fans smiling, sending the scene back to Christian in front of the Peep Show background as he stroked his chin and took a deep breath before talking again.]

Christian: So I have this match at Sacrifice, and I’m up against Evan Bourne, however, word on the street is, Evan’s sweetheart, Miss Kanellis isn’t happy here at EBWF and may leave, taking Evan with her, quite frankly I hope that doesn’t happen because, quite simply, I like competition! And as for Maria, well… This will sound awful, but I’m indifferent to her leaving, she’s a really nice girl, but if she’s unhappy, let her go…

[Christian took a drink of water, and sighed.]

Christian: But I’m not here to talk about Maria, I have Evan Bourne on my sights and he’s been on my sights ever since ECW back in 2009, he is a great competitor, and all-around great guy, but that doesn’t mean I’ll go easy on him, he isn’t just a stepping stone, I know he’s a force to be reckoned with, and a win over him could lead to a Breakout title match, and that’s exactly what I’m going for, for the time being!

[Christian smiled at looked down before looking back at the camera.]

Christian: Anyways, Evan, if you’re watching this… and let’s face it, I know you are, because, who wouldn’t… Anyways, you’d better not throw the match away, because you and I can put on a wrestling clinic out there, I’ll be waiting for your best, so you’d better bring it! So, in conclusion, it’s time for self-plugging, it’s time for me to say goodbye and thanks for watching! Remember to put a like on this video, a favorite, a comment and subscribe to my channel; Go back and watch last week’s edition of “The Peep Show”; Follow at Christian4Peeps on Twitter… and remember: My heart beats for my peeps!

[The scene went to black and began showing the Peep Show logo over a dark background before fading to black ending the scene, and the entire segment.]