Not so fast lil man!

[Brandon M]

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A live stream video begins on Lio Rush's Facebook page
Event: UFC Fight Night - Greenville
Location: Bon Secours Wellness Arena, Greenville, South Carolina
Date: 06/22/2019
Time: 10:00PM
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The scene opens as Lio Rush ( Wearing a pair of white jeans with a black t shirt that reads " The King of Money! The King of the ring! " ) standing in front of the camera with Bobby Lashley ( Wearing a pair of black sweat pants an black t shirt that read " The All Mighty King! " ) standing behind him. After a few seconds Lio begins speaking.


Lio Rush: Hey Chaveeto.. How ya feeling man? huh? Still in pain?


Both Lio and Bobby laugh as Lio continues speaking.


Lio Rush: I warned you last week Chavo, I told you exactly how things where gonna go down. I told you that the All Mighty Bobby Lashley was going take what little pride you had left and stomp it into the ground. I told you that the All Mighty Bobby Lashley was gonna pay ya back for sticking ya nose where it didn't belong. I told you not to interrupt the money flo! What happened to you Monday Chavo was exactly what you deserved. You never had a chance of being King of the Ring and the fact that you honestly thought you were gonna get by the All Mighty? Did you really think you could get a three count against the big man? In reality all you did Chavo was show how delusional and how far down you have fallen. Maybe its time to give it up man, Ya not Hardcore, Ya not Money Chaveeto! And that makes you trash where Im from! Now Tonight, Because of who we are.. MONEY!


Lio then winks and smirks into the camera before continuing to speak.


Lio Rush: We was in the front row for this " The Korean Zombie " fight and I have to say we wasn't impressed. The All Mighty Bobby Lashley a former UFC fighter himself would have finished them both off in less then a minute and that's just a fact! Trust when I say that the All Mighty Bobby Lashley would turn Chan Sung Jung into the real walking dead. And tonight.. PAC! I want you to pay attention to real fighter, A real man. Because unlike you and everyone else in EBWF, The big man doesn't shy away from confrontation. He thrives on it. Now PAC, You new around here man so allow me to introduce ourselves. My name is Lio Rush and I am the Money man, The man of the hour, And soon to be King Money of the ring. And this man behind me.. Your next opponent. Is Money. He is the most dominate man in sports entertainment history. And on Monday he gonna collect. The All Mighty Bobby Lashley. He aint no joke PAC! He aint no " Bastard " and he damn sure aint no character. See we caught ya little introduction last week. An let me warn you PAC every single man who has run they mouth about the big man has gotten knocked the hell out quick! Just look at Chavo last week. That is what happens when ya stick ya nose where it doesn't belong and that is exactly what ya did last week man.


Lio Rush then shakes his head before continuing.


Lio Rush: PAC you say you signed ya contract weeks ago right? Have you not been paying attention? Have you not seen what this man is capable of. Have you not seen what happens to anyone who screws with the money flo? Running ya mouth gets you nothing... Unless your me!


Lio then laughs as Bobby snickers. Lio continues.


Lio Rush: See because I am money.. We are money. I can throw these thangs and Aiden gonna see Monday, But PAC what makes you any different then anyone else who has said the same exact garbage over and over again? I will give it to ya you are a pretty funny guy.. But what else? Ya run ya mouth like everyone else, Ya say ya different like everyone else, Ya say ya not a character once again like everyone else. But PAC, In reality you are. You like that Lucky Charms Leprechaun.


Lio and Bobby both laugh as Lio continues.


Lio Rush: You wanna talk about ya " Stone Chiseled body? " HA! You say your something no one has seen before. HA! You say your a Bastard huh? HA, Hey Hold up, Not so fast lil man! I told ya your a funny guy, But PAC I am afraid you got it all wrong. Because take a look at the man standing behind me. Take a good look AT THE ALL MIGHTY BOBBY LASHLEY! Because he is truly something no one has ever seen before. He is a certified bad ass and not only is the big man twice the size you are.. Leprechaun. An twice the man you are! Ya think beating some idiot's like Michael Dante or Chris Jericho make you some hot shit? Nah I am afraid not PAC. Because while the big man already knows your weaknesses, The All Mighty Bobby Lashley has none! But I tell ya what PAC after the big man is finished with ya you can go back to protecting your " Lucky Charms " and get ya ass right back out the door! And one more thing bra, After the All Mighty Bobby Lashley kicks ya ass.. Keep ya nose out our business ya heard! Don't believe me.. Just look at what the All Mighty did last week against Chavo. Now he is a sad character.


Lio then looks at Bobby and says " Garbage " before smirking and continuing to speak.


Lio Rush: Tonight PAC! Your lucky charms must be working. HA! Because The All Mighty Bobby Lashley is going to give you a exclusive sneak peak at what is coming your way Monday. The All Mighty Bobby Lashley is going to show you how a ' REAL " man does thangs. Not some loser who belongs on a cereal box! HA! But see that right there is your problem PAC.. Your a joke! People laugh at ya man, Your like one of those height signs at a carnival that say Must be this tall to ride.


Lio and Bobby then laugh as Bobby says " You right. " Lio then continues speaking.


Lio Rush: Listen man I can do this all night. But ya make it so damn easy PAC.


Lio Rush then checks his watch and hits Bobby on the chest saying " Time to Collect. " Both men then begin walking as Lio continues speaking.


Lio Rush: Ya know what PAC, You wanna talk about characters, How about Aiden English! HA! Now that guy is a character. Hell just look at the " First Family " or even better the " Broken Family. " See I know exactly what happened Aiden, First ya brought in a loser like Elias who straight up is trash and has done nothing in or out of the ring. Then ya drop him and bring in Chaveeto who once again is trash and has done zero in or out of the ring. After a few weeks ya realize that Chavo just cant cut it and is only relevant because his last name is Guerrero. Then ya bring in CM Punk who is proving to be... You guessed it! Trash! Your First family Aiden isn't much of a family huh? Your a garbage champion, You almost never defend it, Yet you always run ya mouth about Hardcore. Who by the way Aiden is getting set to play the main character in the upcoming movie " Heartbreak Ridge Three. " So while Hardcore is collecting and proving that he is the greatest Breakout Champion in EBWF history, You sitting there with ya wife trying to figure out the next loser ya gonna bring in. HA!


Both Lio an Bobby stop walking as they stand outside a open door. Lio looks in and says " Lets get it. " Before both men enter Lio looks into the camera and speaks.


Lio Rush: PAC, Aiden! What you are about to see is how a real man handles problems! Lets do this man.


Lio and Bobby then walk in as the camera shows about ten people in a room with the Korean Zombie Chan Sung Jung. Lio then says " Hey Zombie " as everyone in the room turns their heads looking at Lio. Lio then gets up in the Korean Zombies face running his mouth as everyone in the room tries to get in between them. All of a sudden the Korean Zombie reaches back and punches Lio in the face. Lio goes down as Bobby is livid and begins punching everyone in front of him. The Korean Zombie then charges towards Bobby taking him down. Both men begin trying to punch each other as Lio is down an hasn't moved. Both men get up as they continue punching each other eventually grappling. Bobby then throws the Korean Zombie into the camera man as he goes down dropping the camera. On the ground you can see Lio still down with Bobby and the Korean Zombie still exchanging hits. More security then run in the room trying to break it up. After about ten seconds, More security runs into the room as one guy kicks the camera an the screen goes black.


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Event: Warfare
Location: Chesapeake Energy Arena, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Date: 06/24/2019
Time: 8:40 PM
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The scene opens as the camera goes around the arena showing most fans already in their seats. After about fifteen seconds the lights dim as on the Titantron it reads in green letters MONEY! The crowd boo's loudly as after ten seconds Lio Rush ( Wearing his usual long tights with a black vest and no shirt ) appears on camera standing next to Bobby Lashley. ( Wearing his usual tights with no shirt ) Lio still has a black and blue where the Korean Zombie hit him. Lio smirks as he begins speaking.


Lio Rush: Ya know...


The crowd begins chanting " You got knocked out " as Lio shakes his head he continues speaking.


Lio Rush: Shut the hell up! It was nothing but a cheap shot by a cheap man! But Chan Sung Jung! Understand this right now, We aint done with ya not by a long shot! Watch ya back because one way or another we gonna collect ya heard! Now Aiden.


Lio then laughs before continuing to speak.


Lio Rush: Listen up man, Because I am gonna keep it one hundred with ya, Your tournament ends tonight! Because like I proved in the first round I am the smartest son of a bitch in the game! Nobody picked me to win it. Everyone picked Tommy End! From all the losers in the locker room to all the morons in the EBWF universe! But me I am Money! I am the man of the hour.. Every hour! And I out smarted everyone! And that's exactly how tonight gonna go for ya Aiden. First Family, Broken Family, Stupid Family! It don't matter what you call yourselves! Tonight I am gonna beat you plain and simple ya heard! Because weather you wanna admit or not I am much smarter in the ring then you. I am much faster then you. Hell I am just better then you.


Lio then smirks before continuing.


Lio Rush: Oh and don't thin we forgot about you.. Bastard! PAC! Hey bad news man. Take a look at the big man. Take a look at the All Mighty Bobby Lashley! Trust he aint in a good mood. And just like Aiden tonight your tournament ends. We say we money because we is money! Its what we do and PAC we always collect man. And tonight that involves the All Mighty Bobby Lashley whooping that Leprechaun ass! HA! I mean lets face facts, PAC you could never be king of the ring. Your not that good bra. It would be a disgrace to the ring. Same with Aiden, I mean hell he fights what, Once, Twice a mouth. HA! Pathetic. And the EBWF universe cheers for that garbage.. Like it not one of us will be the new king of the ring! Because we are smarter, Faster, Stronger, Then everyone in EBWF! And tonight we will prove that again. So Aiden.. PAC.


Lio then looks at his watch and turns to Bobby saying " Yo Almost time. " Lio then looks back into the camera and continues speaking.


Lio Rush: Almost that time guys! Kick ass.. Dominate.. Collect! Its what we do! And tonight we gonna show both of ya how we do thangs! So see ya soon!


Lio then winks before walking off camera. Lio then says " Show the EBWF universe up close big man. " Bobby then grabs the camera as he reaches back and punches the camera. The camera and camera man both fall as the screen flickers. Lio and Bobby both laugh as after ten seconds the screen goes black.