The Iron Maiden Returns

[Cory]

Inside her locker room, Natalya was threading her laces into her black wrestling boots that featured a signature pink and white heart with wings. She looked up at the camera.

Natalya: Every year, there are some annual traditions that we come to rely on as absolute truths. Birds migrating south, Dr. Phil's show getting dumber, Shamrock Shakes, people complaining about Daylight savings, and middle aged women coming back to EBWF for the Queen of the Ring tournament to see if they still "got it". Stacy Keibler is no exception. Like a migrating flamingo, this long legged once-goddess has her eyes set on the ultimate prize: a shot at the EBWF Women's Championship. Well I am delighted to inform you that Stacy Kiebler's career resurgence plan is going to come to a screeching halt. I'm going to twist those pretty legs into a pretzel and make sure she taps out in the first round, screaming in pain and drooling on the mat. If you're squeamish, I recommend you skip my match tonight. It will NOT be pretty.

Nattie glowered at the camera and shooed it off, as the screen went to black.