Darby County

[Sam]

Darby is seen skateboarding in his usual attire through the backstage area when he is stopped by Michael Cole.

Michael Cole: Darby, could we have a moment of your time?

Darby stops suddenly and picks up his skateboard and shrugs.

Michael Cole: Tonight, you go one on one with Tommaso Ciamp. How are you feeling heading into this one?

Darby sighed.

Darby Allin: Good. Feel good.

Michael looked dejected by the answer and nudged Darby for a proper answer.

Darby Allin: Fine.

Darby sighed.

Darby Allin: Tonight Michael Cole Tommaso Ciampa is gonna be like the lamb to the slaughter because quite like Lambs he is docile and useless and boring and awful and he should go away. He's got that scraggly beard like wool too its awful. He thinks hes the wolf coming into my pen but he needs to realise that im no Sheep. I'm the Ram because we're in Iowa and this is Darby County....


Darby cracked a smile.

Darby Allin: Get it? My friend Ben will, soccer thing. Anyway yeah, Fuck Ciampa hes boring and I'm not.

Darby dropped his skateboard and began to skate away.

Darby: Peace.