The Rock premieres on Total Recall

[The Rock]

A webcam view of The Rock came on the screen as The Rock sat in front of the webcam on the computer and The Rock was adjusting the view to get it just right. The picture was blurry but after The Rock made a few adjustments, the image of the most electrifying man in sports entertainment was crystal clear. The Rock began to speak on his webcam feed.

The Rock: Total Recall huh? Total Recall? The most electrifying man in sports entertainment certainly does not belong on Total Recall but if The EBWF wants The Rock on every show, The Rock will deliver. The Rock is mad people, The Rock is over the edge mad. The Rock has come in here and won his first match at Sacrifice. The millions and millions of The Rock's fans chanted Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, but here we are folks, The Rock is still getting no respect. Plenty of respect is given by the people and some of the athletes, but then The Rock got bashed for his views, so from now on, The Rock will be the meanest, baddest son of a bitch that anyone has ever seen. Beginning with you Zack Ryder. You see Zack, The Rock gets a little time with you in the squared circle and The Rock will be victorious. The Rock was sitting around thinking of a way to put you down a little bit, kill your self esteem, and have you coming into Total Recall a living mess. The Rock wants you to see Zack that not only are you the lowest of the lowest, but the absolute worst wrestler to date in the wrestling industry. Zack Ryder, you got your little web show and The Rock enjoyed it, watched it all the time, and The Rock didn't have a damn problem with you, but since The Rock feels that you are associated with some of the mortal enemies that already hate The Rock, The Rock could give two damns about you Zack Ryder. Your goofy ass little headband, your woo woo you know it bullshit. No Zack Ryder, the radio will not tell you everything it knows, it's a radio, take some more crazy pills Zack. You spike your hair, you call everyone a broski

The Rock raises his eyebrow

The Rock: No, no, no, you are a jabroni. So, here's what The Rock is going to do Zack, The Rock has prepared his own little web show just for you. The Rock is going to grab his guitar, shine it up, play you a song, and then stick it straight up your candy ass.

The Rock reaches down and grabs his guitar and begins to play

The Rock: Leaving Zack Ryder in the middle of the ring, there I go, Leaving Zack Ryder in the middle of the ring, there I go. The Rock had to tell your daddy that your mom's a hoe, oh yeah, The Rock had to your daddy that your mom's a hoe. The ref will turn his back and The Rock will hit you with a low blow, and then The EBWF haters will have to eat their crow. The Rock is going to make an example out of you, Zack Ryder is a headband, spike haired, radio loving dumbass fool, yeah The Rock said Zack Ryder is a headband, spike haired, radio loving dumbass fool.

The Rock dropped the guitar and the camera went off as The Rock laughed in the dark picture.