Bouncer

[Cory]

Natalya was backstage, hands firmly gripped on a relatively low hanging metal bar that was attached to a cherry picker that was stored in the back area. She was doing being the head pull-ups as Charly Caruso approached her.

Charly Caruso: Hi Natalya, I see you’re busy but I was hoping to get your thoughts on your match tonight against Becky Lynch?

Natalya smirked through the mild strain on her features as she completed one final pull-up and let go of the bar, landing on her feet. She put her hands on her hips and looked quizzically at the diminutive reporter.

Natalya: Oh I’m sorry, hasn’t she moved on to meaningless nothing matches with equally meaningless wrestlers like Alexa Bliss? Hasn’t she been relegated to the back of the card like the talentless hack she has always been? Why am I being tasked with cleaning up her mess? I already beat his chump back when she was just on her downward turn into irrelevancy. Imagine being that pathetic, Chuck. Imagine being at the top of the world, getting THIS close to beating Trish Stratus, only for the whole thing to fall apart. And then, losing to ME the very next match! Even with her BFF and the only woman on the roster less talented than her by her side.

Charly Caruso: Would it be safe to say that you are looking past Becky Lynch tonight?

Natalya: It would be safe to say that I am the best damn bouncer in the business. You see, Trish Stratus is here.

Nattie put her hand up in the air as high as she could.

Natalya: And I’m riiiiiight here. For now.

She put her hand just an inch or two below where it had been previously.

Natalya: And here’s Becky Lynch.

She dropped her hand closer to her knees.

Natalya: Becky Lynch has a long way to crawl before she can take a shot at the Women’s Champ again. And before she gets there, she has to go through me. And I guarantee you Charly, she’s not getting any further. I’m going to bounce her Lass down to the doldrums where she belongs, and she will NEVER sniff the spotlight again.

With a cocky smirk, Nattie walked off, leaving Charly to wrap up.