Focus (Miz RP)

[D.J]

The scene opened up in the Los Angeles, California home of The Miz and Mickie Mizanin. Miz and Mickie were in their finished basement, which had a lot of Wrestling Memorobilia on the walls both from Miz' and Mickie's wrestling accomplishments. There was also several pictures of the two of them on the walls as well, an absolute married couples basement. Miz and Mickie were both on the camera and they were shooting pool on their pool table. A noticably pregnant Mickie broke the silence.

Mickie Mizanin: So you looked hot being back in the ring babe. You feel like winning Royal Rumble?

The Miz took a shot in the pool game.

The Miz: You know Mick- I just might. Being back in the ring with The Rock was just a great reminder of how much better I am than every other person in the business. Rock is our "World Champion" and I saw him up close the other night. He is the true jabroni. I would love to head into Royal Rumble win that thing, that I've been so close to winning in the past- and then head on to Wrestlemania and prove that I since 2012.. there's been simply nobody better in the EBWF than this beautiful bastard that you're looking at right now.

Mickie Mizanin: Well me and this little girl..

Mickie patted her belly.

Mickie Mizanin: Would love to see that. Who's the competition this year?

The Miz: Well- I mean obviously nobody is on my level- but I did hear about who the other guys are. We got guys like the Gunn Brothers or the Gunn Twins.. or like something like that.

Mickie Mizanin: Like Billy Gunn?

The Miz: No I think it's more like two guys that all the EBWF fans try to not to grab their gun and kill themselves while they are on the screen. It's actually just hysterical to me the guys that even get contracts here anymore. There was a time that you actually had to be talented and entertaining to make money around here. That's the way I remember it.. and I mean Sami Zayn was here too.. but there's always exceptions to the rule. My god what a dork he was.. and still is.

Mickie Mizanin: Oh totally laughable.

She took a shot in the pool game.

The Miz: Obviously with baby Mizanin on the way, I haven't graced the EBWF with my presence as much as of late, but now that I'm back I feel like I might as well just go ahead and win the rumble. I feel like the Mizfits need their hero to come back and save this entire company. There's really only so much they can pretend to care about a middle aged guy who has 6 cagillion dollars but still wears jeans with holes in them like Wes, and a middle aged guy who couldn't look more middle aged than Aiden English. Yes Aiden English and Wes Ikeda that's what should be the headlining the Royal Rumble- that should be the talk of the Royal Rumble. It's like REALLY? That's what people are being subjected to? We have a 100 year old Rock as the World Champion and we have so few good guys left on the roster, that Wes was like.. I guess I'll dust off my Jenco jeans and get out there and act like I'm cool and relevant one more time. AIden English is then like.. "I can't believe I'm still being talked about, with how horrifically mediocre I am" I honestly feel like I have no choice for the sake of humanity, for the sake of the company, to win this thing. The people need The Miz- they need The Miz back on top of the mountain, and if beating 29 jamoaks is all I need to do to make it to Wrestlemania. That's exactly what I'm going to do. Hash Tag Facts.

The Miz took another shot and sank a ball in the corner pocket.

Mickie Mizanin: Nice shot boo.

The Miz: Thanks babe. Speaking of shots and people who have never took one. CM Punk is back- so that's... well that's not exciting at all. I can't wait to see him actually show up on camera and start doing his schtick about knowing everything about everyone that's ever signed a contract in wrestling. That's always fun. Just him having stalker facts about everyone of his adversaries. Knowing websites they've been to, bowel movements they've had. To really "cut to the core" by getting so personal and edgy. Then Paul London, who's always been a weird punk disciple, but never has interested one person on his own merits.

Mickie Mizanin: He does like flip and stuff though. So that's kinda cool.

The Miz: Who knows if he even does that any more though, that was a while ago.

Mickie Mizanin: That's true.

She took a shot in the pool game and sank a ball. She took a sip of her seltzer water that was resting on the bar behind her.

The Miz: It's all sorts of blasts from the past too. Kenny Omega- thought he died- but it'll be fun to watch him lose at my expense again for nostalgic purposes. Speaking of people I've beaten in the past over and over again. CHRSTIAN- MY GUY! You're backkk... who caressss... No, in all seriousness- it's fun to see him back. I just really enjoy beating people that think they're so much better than they actually are. Throw in the fact that he's formed the odd couple of wrestling groups with Kane.. and.. Common..

Mickie Mizanin: I think it's Maven.

The Miz: It's not the rapper?

Mickie Mizanin: No I think it's the guy from Tough Enough.

The Miz: No it's not.. is it really?!

Mickie Mizanin: I think so.

The Miz: Aw man- I was hoping for Common to drop some bars during the match to at least keep it entertaining. If I had known it was just Maven, I might not have even agreed to be in the match. Ah well- I'll just destroy the entire "Coalition" and pretend like they didn't steal the same name as we had when I tricked Paul Heyman into thinking I'd ever allign with his fat ass.

Mickie Mizanin: Speaking of people who want to be you, and are trying their absolute hardest to be you, have you got a load of this MJF?

The Miz: Oh yeah- he's special. It's almost like he was like "how can I get people to react to me?" and someone told him "just go watch Miz videos- and literally copy everything he does" and that's what he did. The problem is- people aren't stupid. They can tell the difference between someone who claims to be the best- because they ARE the best- and people who claim to be the best- just to get people to think that they believe it themselves. MJF is a fraud- and if I cross paths with him in the rumble- I'm going to prove it. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery- but I'm not flattered- I'm just laughing at how pathetic he is.

Beat.

The Miz: HA!

Mickie Mizanin: HA!

Miz took a shot in the game and then took a sip of his open beer.

The Miz: Other guys like Luchasaurus, Karl Anderson, Doc Gallows, Cameron Grimes, Jungle Boy. No idea who they are- also no idea why I even just mentioned them. Since they have absolutely no chance to win. I mean Jungle Boy? Really? The Miz- the best wrestler on the planet- your favorite wrestler's favorite wrestler- is going to get eliminated by something called Jungle Boy?

Mickie Mizanin: Get real.

The Miz: For real.

They fist bumped and "blew it up" when their knuckles connected.

The Miz: The next group that I heard were competing are in that like. Yeah I know who they are, but like the ugly girl in High School- I've never given them a second thought. Bray Wyatt, Chavo Guerrero, Finn Balor, and Elias. Bray Wyatt is back for after leaving and returning for like the 40th time. He's.. get this.. being creepy and cryptic. I mean if it didn't work the first 39 times. I'm sure number 40 will be the difference. Chavo Guerrero and Elias are still around doing whatever it is they do. Another awesome odd couple group with Aiden English and whoever else. It's almost like people are pairing up like "hey I suck- and you suck- why don't we team up?" Finn Balor is still around so that there can be someone who people say "has potential" but never amounts to anything. As you can see it's a really thin field- it might almost even be too easy to win the rumble this year. I'd say I might be rusty- but I'm the freaking Miz- I don't get rusty.

Mickie Mizanin: Amen!

The Miz: Then we got a guy who I've faced a bunch of different times, and I'm actually baffled that he's still here. Tomasso Ciampa. Like good for you man- you've defied all the odds and you've managed to remain employed. Unfortunately you definitely won't remain in the Royal Rumble very long.. because.. well.. because you suck.

The Miz and Mickie (in unison) moved their mouths identically as if to say "yikes"

The Miz: Honestly- I would have put this new guy Drew Gulak in the category of "who the hell are you?" but then he did this Powerpoint Presentation recently that was honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm almost rooting for this guy- it was hysterical. I mean obviously I'm going to win- but I hope this Drew guy can hang in there for as long as possible. I might even invite him to hang out with us. Remember doing Powerpoints in school?

Mickie Mizanin: I always had the special effects on mine. He didn't even have the machine gun writing on all the words.

The Miz: Oh yeah true. Yeah nevermind this guy sucks.. he's uninvited to hang out with us.

Mickie Mizanin: I think that's best.

The Miz: Then we got Rey Mysterio Jr. I bet he'll literally say nothing going into this week except like BOO YA KAH- he'll probably them storm off into the darkness.

Mickie Mizanin: I'd say that's likely.

The Miz: Which brings me to the final two guys I haven't mentioned. Two guys I have history with. Chris Jericho and Edge. Jericho has been the champion a bunch of times, but as of late has been on a downward spiral. Lost the title to Rock. Then lost to Aiden English in the triple threat match. He looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy- but he's always a threat because of his experience. Fortunately, I have experience too, experience of being literally a god among men in this business. I've done everything there is to do here, just like Chris, the difference is- I'm not going to be just content to lose like he has been lately. The difference is I WON'T LOSE at the Royal Rumble. I'm coming back for my spot, and The Rumble is my first step in that direction. As for Edge- I'll take guys who everyone wants to leave but never do for 500 Alex.

Mickie Mizanin: RIP.

The Miz: Oh hell yeah RIP in every way. Why Trebek and not Edge.. that's all I'm saying.

Mickie Mizanin: That's dark.

The Miz: Deal with it.

They started making out. They finished the kiss and started laughing.

The Miz: The point is- The Miz is back- and I'm excited to be in front of all the screaming adoring Mizfits. Mostly I'm excited to restore order around here. The guys who should be at the top of the business- are the guys who are worthy of it. It's been far too long since a SUPERSTAR was the face of the EBWF. I'm the guy. I've been the guy. I'll be the guy. At the Royal Rumble- the EBWF returns to focus- and that focus will be back on.. ME.

BECAUSE I'M THE MIZ

AND I'M

AWESOME.

The Miz smiled as he drilled a pool ball into the corner pocket, and the scene faded to black.

[Matt]

This is The Miz we all wanna see! What a joy to read! Great job!