P.S. I’ve been super ill all weekend, and I need some sleep and I was really ill and tired when writing this. I really need to sleep so going to post this now. Formatted it this morning just so it’s easier to read. This note was written when I was half asleep, lmao and I have no recollection of writing it, so if you saw it before I edited it, I’m sorry haha.
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27th February 2021
Orlando, Florida
The Guerrillas of Destiny have lived in Orlando for many years now, living with each other and their respective partners, the brothers have found what works for them and know what makes each other click. They are driving to their fathers house in Kissimmee, traffic is pretty quiet and the weather is warm.
Tama Tonga: Did you tell dad we were heading over to see him?
Tanga Loa: Yes, but he was going mad and hung up on me.
Tama Tonga: Wait, why was he going mad? What happened?
Tanga Loa: Honestly bro, I have no idea. Something about a stupid effing raccoon I think.
As they drove to the house, Haku is in the driveway with a broomstick. He was searching the garden for something, the boys just presumed it was the raccoon.
Tama Tonga: What the hell is going on?
Haku: Help me look for this raccoon, boy!
Tanga Loa: It’s a raccoon. What's the worst that could happen?
Haku: He’ll eat my food, that’s what.
Tama Tonga: Oh, that’s right. O’mighty beware Haku is here, for he will protect his food at all costs should a raccoon want to feast. Come on, pops. Come inside, we’re hungry.
Haku huffed and then walked inside following the other two before closing the door behind him. Inside Haku dished up two plates of food and sat them on the table and the guys sat down in their respective places ready to eat. Haku sat down at the head of the table.
Haku: I saw you two have a match on Monday, against that little Tarzan boy and the dragon.
Tama Tonga started to eat his food and smiled as his father spoke.
Tama Tonga: Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus?
Haku: Yeah, that’s what I said.
Tanga Loa: Yes, sir. After Finn and Raven’s match on Monday, I think they were all a little pissed about what happened.
Haku: I’m not surprised. What has Finn had to say about the situation?
Tama Tonga: We’re not sure. He hasn’t spoken to us.
Haku: Look guys, this is a new company for you, this isn’t Japan and I don’t have any ins with EBWF, this is your place now, you have to make it your own but don’t go burning bridges before they’re built, okay. Finn asked you to join him because he respects you, don’t compromise that, I taught you better.
Tanga Loa: We’re not, sir. You have to realise, we’re used to being able to get what we want due to the paths we have paved for ourselves. We are one of the most decorated Tag Teams in recent years, we know our worth.
Haku: Get off your high horse, now, or you’ll fall off. Finn didn’t bring you to EBWF to cause trouble, he brought you to have his back, as a collective. You need to work with him and Raven to solidify yourself as international talent. Do you understand?
Tama Tonga: Yes sir, we understand.
As the guys carried on eating their food, it cuts to…
Saturday 27th February
Brick Breeden Fieldhouse
Bozeman, Montana
The locker room was empty apart from The Guerrillas of Destiny who had a match against some local talent from the area, they sat in their lacing their boots when the door opened, in walked Finn Bálor, he was wearing a black tee and his custom Bálor club jacket. He got a steel chair and placed it in front of the two of them.
He sat down and the guys looked at each other for a couple of minutes before deciding to speak, as they went to speak Finn interrupted them…
Finn Balor: Shut up, let me talk.
The room was silent and the guys looked at each other before looking back at Finn.
Finn Bálor: What you did last week was unacceptable. Do you really, honestly think the reason I brought you guys to EBWF was to help me win tag team matches against Paul London and Jungle Boy? No, that wasn’t what I wanted from you. I wanted to build a formidable team, I wanted to take down The Coalition who seemingly all they did was cause havoc around these parts and you’re turning into them. You are turning The Bálor Club into a joke and that stops now.You’re great wrestlers in your own right, you don’t need to be getting worked up by a dinosaur. This stops today. You will address the EBWF universe after your match tonight and on Monday, I want to see you win that match, by yourselves because myself and Raven will NOT be at your side. Prove to me that I was right in trusting you and bringing you here, do NOT make me regret it.
Finn got up, flicked the collar up on his jacket and walked out of the room. Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa looked at each other before it cut too…
It was coming to the end of the match, the guys were beating on the other guys in the corner before they set up and did their signature move before pinning the opponents at the same time to an aruptious applause. The opponents moved out of the ring and they waited for the match to be called, their hands were raised and they retrieved a couple of microphones from the officials and they stood in the ring.
Tanga Loa: We don’t care if you cheer, or if you boo, for we are the sons of HAKU. Born out of lightning and thunder, step to us and we’ll bury you six feet under. Turn your ass into grass because I am the super bad, TANGA LOA… and THAT.
He said as he pointed to Tama Tonga, kneeling on the floor now, with his arms spread out in the winged position.
Tanga Loa: Is the bad boy, my brother, TAMA TONGA, and we are the G. O. “suck on that motherfucking” D. Guerrillas of Destiny.
The crowd cheered at the use of the cuss word and phrase. Tanga Loa went to sit in the corner of the ring as his brother stepped forward to speak.
Tama Tonga: For years, we have been working in Japan waiting for our big break in North America, we’ve worked for nearly every company in nearly every country and we had one more place to check off our list. EBWF and we’re here now baby and NO ONE can stop the growth and the spread of the G.O.D virus.
He let the crowd settle.
Tama Tonga: We need to clear the air, we understand the severity of what happened on Monday,. We had been working really hard but when Luchasaurus got involved we knew we couldn’t step back. I’d like to take this time to apologise. To Tanga Loa. Bro, I let you down and I’m sorry.
Tanga Loa: Apology accepted. We’d also like to apologise to Finn Bálor who quite frankly told us to get off our high horse and come down to reality, something which we did. Finn you gave us the key to get into the the EBWF but when and if you become champion We'll Be there to back you and support you.
Tama Tonga: The rest of you are useless. Y’see, when a group such as ours come into play and causes this kind of discussion it’s nice, we know our own worth, your big time, ‘alter bridge nut’ of a boss may not see it, but after Monday it’s going to be Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy on the canvas and we will be holding our hands above our heads in victory.
Tanga Loa: Living our life we have seen some amazing things, we have been taught by amazing people, we have worked with the best and beaten the best. We were brought up with a legend, an Icon, we worked in Japan for many years and held so many titles, but it’s only as good as your last rodeo. This is the start of many battles between Guerrillas of Destiny and the rest of the EBWF. Count yourself as onhigh alert.
They dropped their mics and walked out.
