Last time on Monday Night Warfare, the Cerebral Lassassin better known as Becky Lynch took on the Golden Goddess also known as Mandy Rose. To the surprise of absolutely no one, Becky outclassed Mandy at each and every turn, ultimately ending up with Becky making Mandy tap out to the Dis-Arm-Her. Another win was chalked up for the Lass Kicker.
What surprised everyone, though, was that Angelina Love made an appearance and stated that due to her beating the Women’s Champion Tam Nakano, the Cerebral Lassassin would get what she wants. Yes, Becky Lynch was added to the Women’s Championship match at WrestleMania, which is something that she has wanted.
On another note, it was revealed that Becky Lynch’s bitch better known as Ronda Rousey had picked the poison for Alexa Bliss on the go-home edition of Monday Night Warfare, and the poison comes in the form of the Satanic Diva also known as Winter.
Neither Becky nor Winter can believe their good fortune. Becky rightfully gets added to the Women’s Championship match at WrestleMania like she should have last year, and Winter gets to punish the mouthy sawed-off half-pint bitch that has been mouthing off to her through Twitter off and on for the last few weeks.
So, with the match officially happening, will the Goddess reign supreme or will she be nothing more than a speedbump on the Devil’s Highway?
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March 15, 2021 - Fallout from Monday Night Warfare
Just mere minutes after being announced as the somewhat last minute addition to the Women’s Championship match at WrestleMania, Becky Lynch and Winter are shown in the backstage area near the interview set.
“I cannot believe it.” Winter says with pride in her voice. “After all of those months that they conspired to keep you away from the Women’s Championship after Trish Stratus got the hollowest victory in wrestling history at SummerSlam, they finally did the right thing. They finally put you in the Women’s Championship match at WrestleMania. Don’t you see…”
Winter pulls Becky into a hug. “You’re finally getting what you want. You’re just one step closer to achieving your goal of being the Women’s Champion. You’re closer to holding the championship that Natalya and Trish Stratus screwed you out of at SummerSlam, because they were and still are threatened over the fact that you’re a bigger star, a better wrestler, more popular, more charismatic, and more entertaining than a billion of them put together. It’s your time and I’m happy to be there for you.”
Before Becky can respond, Renee walks up to the duo collectively known as Fire and Ice. “Excuse me… Winter? Becky? That was a monumental announcement that we just heard from Angelina Love. Becky has been added to the Women’s Championship match at WrestleMania. How does she feel about this announcement?”
“Well, Renee…” Winter begins. “She feels the same as I do. It’s a long time coming and is long overdue. After Trish and Natalya screwed her out of the title at SummerSlam, this company had been trying to keep Rebecca out of title contention despite the fact that she is the biggest star that this company has, will have, and will ever have.”
Winter pauses momentarily before continuing. She and I are both jovial over the fact that they added her to the match at WrestleMania, but I have my suspicions as to why she was added. I suspect that it has to do with the fan support on her behalf becoming so hard to ignore that this company basically had to have their limbs twisted into pretzels before finally saying ‘Yeah, she gets her shot.’ They had to be forced to add her to the match, I have no issue with that because the fans have been wanting to see Rebecca as champion and that is exactly what will happen at WrestleMania.”
“We also learned that Ronda Rousey has chosen you, Winter, to face Alexa Bliss in the ‘Pick Your Poison’ match next week on Warfare. Your thoughts?”
“You know, normally I would not waste my time fighting because someone else tells me to, but I have motivation for this. I have been keeping tabs on everything that Alexa Bliss has said to me through Twitter and I can only say this. It is extremely easy to pretend to be brave when you hide behind a computer screen or a smartphone.”
Winter grabs the microphone from Renee and looks into the camera. “Alexa, you have gone on too long with letting your mouth write checks. Next week, we shall see if your body can back up the checks that your mouth has been writing. However, given your history, you will be unable to cash the checks that your mouth has been writing. In short, the time has come for you to go to the learning tree. Your mouth has been writing checks that your arse can’t cash.”
“As I said, one can be real brave spewing a load of bollocks when they’re hiding behind a screen. Next Monday, though…” A wicked grin forms on the face of Winter. “You will be standing across the ring from the most dangerous person to ever set foot onto this planet. When that bell rings, you will be in for the most brutal evening of your life, because I have no qualms with ensuring that all that is left of you will be picked up with a sponge. I will rip out your beating heart and I will rub my excitement all over it. You had better get your affairs in order, because once you enter that ring with me, I will end you and I have a very special place in Hell designed just for you. That is no threat. It’s a promise.”
What surprised everyone, though, was that Angelina Love made an appearance and stated that due to her beating the Women’s Champion Tam Nakano, the Cerebral Lassassin would get what she wants. Yes, Becky Lynch was added to the Women’s Championship match at WrestleMania, which is something that she has wanted.
On another note, it was revealed that Becky Lynch’s bitch better known as Ronda Rousey had picked the poison for Alexa Bliss on the go-home edition of Monday Night Warfare, and the poison comes in the form of the Satanic Diva also known as Winter.
Neither Becky nor Winter can believe their good fortune. Becky rightfully gets added to the Women’s Championship match at WrestleMania like she should have last year, and Winter gets to punish the mouthy sawed-off half-pint bitch that has been mouthing off to her through Twitter off and on for the last few weeks.
So, with the match officially happening, will the Goddess reign supreme or will she be nothing more than a speedbump on the Devil’s Highway?
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March 15, 2021 - Fallout from Monday Night Warfare
Just mere minutes after being announced as the somewhat last minute addition to the Women’s Championship match at WrestleMania, Becky Lynch and Winter are shown in the backstage area near the interview set.
“I cannot believe it.” Winter says with pride in her voice. “After all of those months that they conspired to keep you away from the Women’s Championship after Trish Stratus got the hollowest victory in wrestling history at SummerSlam, they finally did the right thing. They finally put you in the Women’s Championship match at WrestleMania. Don’t you see…”
Winter pulls Becky into a hug. “You’re finally getting what you want. You’re just one step closer to achieving your goal of being the Women’s Champion. You’re closer to holding the championship that Natalya and Trish Stratus screwed you out of at SummerSlam, because they were and still are threatened over the fact that you’re a bigger star, a better wrestler, more popular, more charismatic, and more entertaining than a billion of them put together. It’s your time and I’m happy to be there for you.”
Before Becky can respond, Renee walks up to the duo collectively known as Fire and Ice. “Excuse me… Winter? Becky? That was a monumental announcement that we just heard from Angelina Love. Becky has been added to the Women’s Championship match at WrestleMania. How does she feel about this announcement?”
“Well, Renee…” Winter begins. “She feels the same as I do. It’s a long time coming and is long overdue. After Trish and Natalya screwed her out of the title at SummerSlam, this company had been trying to keep Rebecca out of title contention despite the fact that she is the biggest star that this company has, will have, and will ever have.”
Winter pauses momentarily before continuing. She and I are both jovial over the fact that they added her to the match at WrestleMania, but I have my suspicions as to why she was added. I suspect that it has to do with the fan support on her behalf becoming so hard to ignore that this company basically had to have their limbs twisted into pretzels before finally saying ‘Yeah, she gets her shot.’ They had to be forced to add her to the match, I have no issue with that because the fans have been wanting to see Rebecca as champion and that is exactly what will happen at WrestleMania.”
“We also learned that Ronda Rousey has chosen you, Winter, to face Alexa Bliss in the ‘Pick Your Poison’ match next week on Warfare. Your thoughts?”
“You know, normally I would not waste my time fighting because someone else tells me to, but I have motivation for this. I have been keeping tabs on everything that Alexa Bliss has said to me through Twitter and I can only say this. It is extremely easy to pretend to be brave when you hide behind a computer screen or a smartphone.”
Winter grabs the microphone from Renee and looks into the camera. “Alexa, you have gone on too long with letting your mouth write checks. Next week, we shall see if your body can back up the checks that your mouth has been writing. However, given your history, you will be unable to cash the checks that your mouth has been writing. In short, the time has come for you to go to the learning tree. Your mouth has been writing checks that your arse can’t cash.”
“As I said, one can be real brave spewing a load of bollocks when they’re hiding behind a screen. Next Monday, though…” A wicked grin forms on the face of Winter. “You will be standing across the ring from the most dangerous person to ever set foot onto this planet. When that bell rings, you will be in for the most brutal evening of your life, because I have no qualms with ensuring that all that is left of you will be picked up with a sponge. I will rip out your beating heart and I will rub my excitement all over it. You had better get your affairs in order, because once you enter that ring with me, I will end you and I have a very special place in Hell designed just for you. That is no threat. It’s a promise.”
