King Xavier was in Los Angeles for the Superbowl. It was everything he had hoped for. The game was over but his night was night. You see he may not seem like the type but King Xavier was looking forward to the after-party celebration knowing the Rams had won. The crowd was drunk but happy as he follows Eminem, Dr. Dre, and Snoop Dogg to the hottest spot in Los Angeles the Viper Room. It used to be infamous now it's used mainly on weekends for the rich and famous to get away. Upon arriving security checks his name and sees he is on the list. He acknowledges everyone before walking around the corner out of the crowd and into the peaceful environment. Once he enters the main hall, he notices the V.I.P section is chained off as Dr. Dre and company disappear into the nightclub. Xavier knew he would not get a chance to meet them but he still wanted to have fun regardless. After taking a few shots of liquor he gets on the Karaoke stage. The entire crowd was looking at this weird man dressed head to toe in cheap clothing as he stood on the stage.
Xavier Woods: No worries this is going to be a quick speech. This is a victory speech after all we are hearing celebrating so here it goes. My name is Xavier Woods and after tonight it is back to business. I'm a member of EBWF and it's time I tell you about my match against a boy. Jungle boy is wet behind the ears and wants to prove himself in the company. I admire that and normally it would work but you see tonight is about victory. Jungle Boy is the Cincinnati Bengals version of choke artist. He looks so promising until I stepped in inside this ring and humbled him. Life is always going a struggle for Jungle Boy. I already know how it's going to turn out for you. You wanted a chance to prove yourself so you went to management and they agreed. What the staff did not realize is they gave you a death sentence. People have struggled to wonder if the great King Woods is capable of such an act. Of course, I am not but it is important to know that I have a bigger mission than to humble young men and women. The bigger purpose is to start a dynasty of my own. Holding every single title for the longest period of time is a great way to start. Defeating the entire roster is a special task in itself. However, just like the Rams, I am going to come out of the gate prepared for anything. Jungle Boy is a pain in my side but yet you cheer him. I am not going to make the same mistakes the Bengals did. I will strike quickly and often. He might get back up but I will be ready to knock him back down.
Once off the stage, he makes his way to the entrance too after having a few more drinks. Xavier had no idea that some of the greatest artists ever were listening to King Xavier. Suddenly a voice behind him speaks.
Your Majesty you coming up to VIP?
Xavier turns around to see Mary J. standing there.
Xavier: Woods: Yes!
He doesn’t hesitate as he enters the V.I.P Lounge taking a seat in the back. Looking around there was Dre, Snoop, and Eminem. He was in heaven. Three legends of the industry just like King Woods would be remembered as a legendary foe that no one can beat. He sits patiently before intervening.
King Woods: Excuse me Snoop are you a fan of wrestling?
Snoop Dogg: Of course, I am Kings Woods. You would be a fool if you were against it. Know what I'm sayin?
King Woods: Right! Exactly what do you think of Jungle Boy?
Suddenly Dr. Drew chimes in.
Dr. Dre.: Your majesty Jungle Boy is a white boy who wouldn't last ten minutes on the streets. He needs to be pampered and spoiled. He wants to feel like he belongs.
King Woods: I assure you that is not going to happen! I won't spoil anyone. I am not here to make people look good. I am here to mold them into wrestlers but you see Dre. This man is wild and crazy and is willing to do anything for the victory. That is hard to hear for me because have you seen this sexy face. I can't have it blemished for the camera later.
Dr. Dre: One thing I want to know about King Xavier. What will you do in order to assure all of us a victory? You represent the West Coast now.
[color=#0080BFKing Woods: Dr. Dre and company you are talking to the Breakout Champion. A man who has not lost a single match. Some people like myself are placed on the earth to be successful and get what he wants. The others are chasing their dreams just to be let down and fail. Look at you Dre. You took a chance building Death Row and you spawned out some of the greatest music known to man. I appreciate the quality and that's what my wrestling is all about. I might only get one or two shots but I am top-quality in EBWF. The members of management know this and everyone in the back is starting to realize this. Quality like Xavier Woods is hard to find. [/color]
Eminem leans forward as they all smoke a blunt.
Eminem: Sounds like this Jungle Boy is a wuss. I mean the name Jungle boy isn't even that intimidating so just do it as we do in Detroit Rock City.
King Xavier: How do they do it in Detroit Rock City.
Eminem: We take no prisoners and destroy all of those involved. I am sure you can do that right? I put 1000$ on you so don't let me down.
He doesn't say much the rest of the night. There is a lot of drinking and smoking but King Woods was not going to tell any of them no. He dances the night away as the sun breaks over the horizon.
King Woods Damn I did have fun for sure. Now it's time for Jungle Boy to taste the wrath of the king.
Xavier Woods: No worries this is going to be a quick speech. This is a victory speech after all we are hearing celebrating so here it goes. My name is Xavier Woods and after tonight it is back to business. I'm a member of EBWF and it's time I tell you about my match against a boy. Jungle boy is wet behind the ears and wants to prove himself in the company. I admire that and normally it would work but you see tonight is about victory. Jungle Boy is the Cincinnati Bengals version of choke artist. He looks so promising until I stepped in inside this ring and humbled him. Life is always going a struggle for Jungle Boy. I already know how it's going to turn out for you. You wanted a chance to prove yourself so you went to management and they agreed. What the staff did not realize is they gave you a death sentence. People have struggled to wonder if the great King Woods is capable of such an act. Of course, I am not but it is important to know that I have a bigger mission than to humble young men and women. The bigger purpose is to start a dynasty of my own. Holding every single title for the longest period of time is a great way to start. Defeating the entire roster is a special task in itself. However, just like the Rams, I am going to come out of the gate prepared for anything. Jungle Boy is a pain in my side but yet you cheer him. I am not going to make the same mistakes the Bengals did. I will strike quickly and often. He might get back up but I will be ready to knock him back down.
Once off the stage, he makes his way to the entrance too after having a few more drinks. Xavier had no idea that some of the greatest artists ever were listening to King Xavier. Suddenly a voice behind him speaks.
Your Majesty you coming up to VIP?
Xavier turns around to see Mary J. standing there.
Xavier: Woods: Yes!
He doesn’t hesitate as he enters the V.I.P Lounge taking a seat in the back. Looking around there was Dre, Snoop, and Eminem. He was in heaven. Three legends of the industry just like King Woods would be remembered as a legendary foe that no one can beat. He sits patiently before intervening.
King Woods: Excuse me Snoop are you a fan of wrestling?
Snoop Dogg: Of course, I am Kings Woods. You would be a fool if you were against it. Know what I'm sayin?
King Woods: Right! Exactly what do you think of Jungle Boy?
Suddenly Dr. Drew chimes in.
Dr. Dre.: Your majesty Jungle Boy is a white boy who wouldn't last ten minutes on the streets. He needs to be pampered and spoiled. He wants to feel like he belongs.
King Woods: I assure you that is not going to happen! I won't spoil anyone. I am not here to make people look good. I am here to mold them into wrestlers but you see Dre. This man is wild and crazy and is willing to do anything for the victory. That is hard to hear for me because have you seen this sexy face. I can't have it blemished for the camera later.
Dr. Dre: One thing I want to know about King Xavier. What will you do in order to assure all of us a victory? You represent the West Coast now.
[color=#0080BFKing Woods: Dr. Dre and company you are talking to the Breakout Champion. A man who has not lost a single match. Some people like myself are placed on the earth to be successful and get what he wants. The others are chasing their dreams just to be let down and fail. Look at you Dre. You took a chance building Death Row and you spawned out some of the greatest music known to man. I appreciate the quality and that's what my wrestling is all about. I might only get one or two shots but I am top-quality in EBWF. The members of management know this and everyone in the back is starting to realize this. Quality like Xavier Woods is hard to find. [/color]
Eminem leans forward as they all smoke a blunt.
Eminem: Sounds like this Jungle Boy is a wuss. I mean the name Jungle boy isn't even that intimidating so just do it as we do in Detroit Rock City.
King Xavier: How do they do it in Detroit Rock City.
Eminem: We take no prisoners and destroy all of those involved. I am sure you can do that right? I put 1000$ on you so don't let me down.
He doesn't say much the rest of the night. There is a lot of drinking and smoking but King Woods was not going to tell any of them no. He dances the night away as the sun breaks over the horizon.
King Woods Damn I did have fun for sure. Now it's time for Jungle Boy to taste the wrath of the king.