Best Faction

[A.J]

The Scene opened in The Coalition's locker room where Christian Cage and The Dudley Boyz were watching something on TV.

Bubba Ray Dudley:Ohh right into the cake.

The Trio had smiles on their faces.

D-Von Dudley:Oh no, here comes the picture frame.

Christian and Dudleys:OHHHHH.

Christian Cage:Looks like the dentist will need to replace some teeth.

The trio looked at the camera.

Christian Cage:Just like how The Bullet Club will need to replace some teeth after tonight and the members we face in the Six-Man Tag match are very familiar foes. Yes, folks tonight we face the G.O.D and Finn Balor.

Bubba tapped Christian on the shoulder.

Bubba Ray Dudley:Actually he changed his name back to Prince Devitt.

Christian nodded his head.

Christian Cage:Why did he do that? That's a worse name than Finn Balor, anyway welcome back guys I haven't interacted with you in months you know Devitt I remember last year when you got SO angry at The Coalition that you formed Balor Club and preached about honor and doing things the right way and you vowed to stop us then what happened all of a sudden you and your boys vanished. Now you are back as part of Bullet Club doing the very same things you preached against. You're not even the leader this time Devitt instead you follow Adam Cole who has to be the WORST leader in EBWF. The only entertaining thing about Adam Cole's run so far was when Paul London claimed he was the son of Michael Cole.


The trio laughed.

Bubba Ray Dudley:Well admittedly if I found out I was Michael Cole's son I would immediately retire and never show my face in public again. Now onto the Guerrillas Of Destiny you guys have a good look I'll admit even though you paint your faces like the Insane Clown Posse.

D-Von Dudley:Is JCW a thing anymore?

Bubba Ray Dudley:Yeah but we're getting off track. Boys you look intimidating but the keyword is look, you see there have been plenty of people in this business that look intimidating but end up being nothing at all. Now boys the question is are you actually intimidating or are you just nothing? We will find out the truth here tonight and no, having Haku as your dad does not make you intimidating it just puts you closer to the David Flair section of wrestling kids instead of the Randy Orton section.

Christian chuckled.

Christian Cage:Devitt tonight you and the G.O.D will learn why The Coalition is better than any faction in EBWF right now and I know it's gonna be a tough loss so I got you a consolation prize to help ease the pain.

Christian went off screen and came back with a box of Lucky Charms.

Christian Cage:Consider this a generous donation from The Instant Classic.

D-Von Dudley:OH MY BROTHER TESTIFY.

The trio smirked as the scene faded to black.