When she was last seen on the flagship show of the EBWF, Monday Night Warfare, Allysin Kay took on the former EBWF Women’s Champion. Yes, she fought none other than Raquel Diaz. Much like the others that have stepped foot into the ring with her, Raquel fell handily to the Baddest Bitch in the Building. It seems like no one can stop Allysin Kay, but a challenger arises this week.
This week, the challenger that will try to step up to the Baddest Bitch in the Building is none other than Kris Statlander. While Kris comes off as being eccentric due to her claims of being an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy, and while people would write this off as a joke, Allysin is not that type of person. To her, it doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from, where you claim to come from, what gender you are, or what gender you identify as. What matters to her is if you step into the ring with her, she will kick your ass. She is, as she has said before, an Equal Opportunity Asskicker.
Allysin doesn’t care about what Kris Statlander is or what she identifies as. All Kris is, to her, is a target and she plans on kicking some ass. So, that begs the question. Will Kris Statlander manage to topple the imposing, dangerous Baddest Bitch in the Building or will Allysin add another notch to her belt?
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The scene opens up with Allysin Kay standing in front of the camera at the interview station. Unlike the usual attire one would see her in, Allysin is wearing a pair of black tights. On those tights, are golden razor blade logos. She turns her back to the camera and on the seat of her tights is a golden razor blade logo with the phrase “Baddest Bitch.”
She turns back to face the camera and the shirt that she has on is one that has a black and white picture of Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. Above the picture is the phrase “THE OUTSIDERS” in red. The camera pans up to Allysin’s face and she is seen wearing a pair of sunglasses. In her mouth is a toothpick.
“Hey, yo…” Allysin Kay begins. “It’s survey time! Is everybody here to see Kris Statlander?” The crowd lets out a collective ‘NO!’
“Or is everybody here to see Allysin Kay?” The crowd lets out a collective ‘YES!’ “One more for the Bad Bitch!”
"As I said on Twitter, I had the fortune to meet Scott Hall when I was starting out as a wrestler. He took one look at me and he said to me that I had everything it took to be the Baddest Bitch on the Block. I took those words to heart, and went even higher than that. Not only am I the Baddest Bitch on the Block, I'm the Baddest Bitch in the Building. I'm the Baddest Bitch in every building I walk into. I'm the Baddest Bitch on every block I'm on. I'm the Baddest Bitch, period. It was all thanks to encouragement of Scott Hall. I'm dedicating my match tonight to The Bad Guy." Allysin says with a nod. "That brings me to my opponent, my next victim."
“Kris Statlander…” Allysin begins. “When you enter that ring with me, you’ll learn very fast what others that came and fell to me before you learned. You'll learn that I don’t care who you are. I don’t care about where you come from. I don’t care where you claim to come from, and I don’t care what you claim to be. Many would be put off by your claiming to be an alien, but I'm not. I've fought people that claimed to be bunnies. I've fought people that claimed to be demons. I've fought drunkards. I've fought the literal devil herself and set her on fire. So, fighting an alien just seems like another day at that office. When that bell rings, I will turn into the ass kicking machine that I’m known for, the ass kicking machine that I’m known to be. As I’ve said, I’m an equal opportunity ass kicker. Tonight, I’m gonna kick your ass and it’ll be TOO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!”
With that said, Allysin takes the toothpick out of her mouth and flicks it at the camera, and walks off.[/align]This week, the challenger that will try to step up to the Baddest Bitch in the Building is none other than Kris Statlander. While Kris comes off as being eccentric due to her claims of being an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy, and while people would write this off as a joke, Allysin is not that type of person. To her, it doesn’t matter who you are, where you come from, where you claim to come from, what gender you are, or what gender you identify as. What matters to her is if you step into the ring with her, she will kick your ass. She is, as she has said before, an Equal Opportunity Asskicker.
Allysin doesn’t care about what Kris Statlander is or what she identifies as. All Kris is, to her, is a target and she plans on kicking some ass. So, that begs the question. Will Kris Statlander manage to topple the imposing, dangerous Baddest Bitch in the Building or will Allysin add another notch to her belt?
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The scene opens up with Allysin Kay standing in front of the camera at the interview station. Unlike the usual attire one would see her in, Allysin is wearing a pair of black tights. On those tights, are golden razor blade logos. She turns her back to the camera and on the seat of her tights is a golden razor blade logo with the phrase “Baddest Bitch.”
She turns back to face the camera and the shirt that she has on is one that has a black and white picture of Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. Above the picture is the phrase “THE OUTSIDERS” in red. The camera pans up to Allysin’s face and she is seen wearing a pair of sunglasses. In her mouth is a toothpick.
“Hey, yo…” Allysin Kay begins. “It’s survey time! Is everybody here to see Kris Statlander?” The crowd lets out a collective ‘NO!’
“Or is everybody here to see Allysin Kay?” The crowd lets out a collective ‘YES!’ “One more for the Bad Bitch!”
"As I said on Twitter, I had the fortune to meet Scott Hall when I was starting out as a wrestler. He took one look at me and he said to me that I had everything it took to be the Baddest Bitch on the Block. I took those words to heart, and went even higher than that. Not only am I the Baddest Bitch on the Block, I'm the Baddest Bitch in the Building. I'm the Baddest Bitch in every building I walk into. I'm the Baddest Bitch on every block I'm on. I'm the Baddest Bitch, period. It was all thanks to encouragement of Scott Hall. I'm dedicating my match tonight to The Bad Guy." Allysin says with a nod. "That brings me to my opponent, my next victim."
“Kris Statlander…” Allysin begins. “When you enter that ring with me, you’ll learn very fast what others that came and fell to me before you learned. You'll learn that I don’t care who you are. I don’t care about where you come from. I don’t care where you claim to come from, and I don’t care what you claim to be. Many would be put off by your claiming to be an alien, but I'm not. I've fought people that claimed to be bunnies. I've fought people that claimed to be demons. I've fought drunkards. I've fought the literal devil herself and set her on fire. So, fighting an alien just seems like another day at that office. When that bell rings, I will turn into the ass kicking machine that I’m known for, the ass kicking machine that I’m known to be. As I’ve said, I’m an equal opportunity ass kicker. Tonight, I’m gonna kick your ass and it’ll be TOO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!”
