That’s so Maven

[D.J]

The scene opened up on the set of EBWF “inside and out “ with Jim Ross . Jim was sitting in one of the two chairs in center frame in a long sleeve black EBWF collared shirt. He was being mic ‘d up. A couple of beats later the door in the background opened and Riddle walked in. He was in a black hoodie with gold writing on the back that read “Riddle” and matching black shorts as well as a black baseball cap with a gold Yankees logo on it. He shook Jim’s hand and had a goofy smile on his face as he sat down.

Riddle: Bro this set is like really nice !

Jim Ross: Well thank you Matt - it’s nice to have you here.

Riddle was distracted. There was skittles in a bowl on the table.

Riddle: Are these skittles just like to take ?

Jim Ross: Sure - help yourself.

Riddle: Saweeet !

Riddle grabbed a handful of skittles and popped them in his mouth.

Jim Ross: You ready to get started ?

Riddle: Ready Freddy!

There was an awkward silence. Riddle was smiling the whole time.

Jim Ross: Ok here we go !

Director: Ok guys we’re on in 3-2-1.

Jim Ross: Hello ladies and gentlemen I’m Jim Ross and welcome to another edition of EBWF Inside and Out. My guest today is about to make his EBWF debut. Please welcome Riddle !

Riddle smiled.

Riddle: That’s me !

Jim Ross: indeed it is ! So you debut at Warfare going up against Maven. What are your thoughts ? You must have a lot of feelings going into match 1!

Riddle thought for a second.

Riddle: Well I mean I was hungry earlier- then I had a sausage egg and cheese. Now I’m just like kind of feeling sad because I ate it too fast, I kinda have to poop, but I’m like holding it. I’d say there’s a lot going on right now bro.

Jim Ross: Well.. ok .. I guess I meant about the match.

Riddle: What match ?

Jim Ross: Against Maven.

Riddle: What’s a Maven?

Jim Ross: Hes your opponent.

Riddle: Oh really ? That’s cool.

There was silence. Jim realized Riddle was not going to add anything.

Jim Ross: So what are your thoughts on the match ?

Riddle: Um - I mean- I’ve never really heard of him, but I mean his name is cool. Sounds like Raven and that was a great show on Disney channel. She was like a psychic. It’s actually making me feel kind of psychic myself. Im getting a vision Jimbo.. here it comes.. yes it’s clear.. I can definitely see myself crushing Maven and moving on the second round! It’s glorious ! Im like celebrating and jumping around.. and Maven is just lying there.. that’s so Maven.. it’s the future I can see.. that’s so maven.. Riddle with the victoryyyy

Jim was dumb founded. He shook his head.

Jim Ross: Pretty confident for your first match. Talk about what led you here and why you have so much belief in yourself.

Riddle: Here as in this building ? I mean I just drove my car here. Woulda been here sooner, but I couldn’t find my keys.. those little buggers are always going missing ! I believe in myself because if I didn’t , who would ? I know I’m good- I know I’m better than Maven.. at least I think so.. again. . No idea who he is bro.

Jim Ross: I meant here as in the EBWF.

Riddle: Ohhhhhh…

Again no elaboration.

Jim Ross: Anything to add to how you arrived in the EBWF?

Riddle: Well I mean they asked me.. I wasn’t too busy.. all my Doritos were gone. So I figured what the heck.. I’m in!

He smiled and gave Jim a thumbs up. Jim had had enough.

Jim Ross: Well ok then.. anything to add on anything at all.

Riddle: Nah bro I’m cool.. can’t wait to win! Thanks for having me .. and for the Skittles. You rule bro.

Riddle stood up and dapped Jim up - Jim was awkward and uncomfortable . Riddle exited the scene promptly - Jim turned to the director and producers and shrugged as the scene faded out.