That’s All Folks

[D.J]

The scene opened up to a wide shot of a car rolling down a private street - the car windows were fogged up and smoke was pouring out of the windows. The car took a right onto a side street where there was a small condos driveway. The car took a right into the driveway and pulled all the way up to the top of it, right near the condo. After a couple of beats the car door opened. It was Riddle - he wore a black sweat suit and he coughed a couple of tines and had a goofy grin on his face. He kicked the door closed. He skipped happily into the condo. When he got in there, Alex Riley sat in the room. Riddle was pumped to see him. They dapped each other up. Riddle plopped down on the love seat Diagonally across from Riley. Riley adjusted the baseball cap on his head from forwards to backwards. Riley broke the silence.

Alex Riley : I was pumped you called bro.

Riddle smiled.

Riddle: I mean bro.. it wasn’t that hard - your name is saved in my phone, I just found it and clicked it and there you were.

Alex smiled.

Alex Riley: Right. So what are you thinking ?

Riddle smiled goofily.

Riddle: I mean right now ? I was thinking like.. Remember Sonic the Hedgehog .. that game was so dope. I always liked to play as Tails though , I think Sonic is overrated. I was thinking about buying a Sega just to play it again.

Alex Riley : I mean about why you called.

Riddle: I called?

Alex Riley : Yes. Hence why we’re meeting here.

Riddle looked confused.

Riddle: Yeah where are we?

Alex Riley: We’re at my condo.

Riddle: That’s cool you have a condo. Where is it ?

Alex Riley : We’re in it!

Riddle: Oh sweet .

Riddle dazed off into space. Riley squinted trying to figure out what was going on. He quickly realized he was going to be carrying this conversation.

Alex Riley: So from what I’m hearing you have Kevin Steen in the second round of the tournament !

Riddle: Is that the guy that looks like Porky Pig?

Alex smirked

Alex Riley : I mean .. interestingly enough .. yes.

Riddle smiled and nodded excited.

Riddle: That’s awesome! I’m facing Porky Pig. The only thing better than moving on in this tournament is moving on by beating one of the most famous looney tunes. I love looney tunes - it’s one of my favorite shows. Like Road Runner .. meep keep.. bugs bunny .. Elmer Fudd.. sooo great. Anyways - Riddle vs Porky Pig in round 2. I think the one thing we can all Count on .. Is that I’m going to slaughter this pig and make some bacon.. ohh bro.. I really want some bacon right now.. but in all seriousness when it comes to this match.. shit I want bacon.. what was I talking about again ?

Alex Riley seemed distracted.

Riddle: What’s the problem dude ?

Alex Riley: I kinda want some bacon too..

In a flash Riddle and Riley were at an ihop. They were both eating bacon.

Riddle: This was a really good choice.

Riley nodded with a mouth full. He spoke with bacon in his mouth.

Alex Riley: (muffled) Definitely.

Riddle: Honestly - I’m not sure if it’s because my tummy is full.. or what .. but I’m thinking clear right now. Eating this bacon is making me more and more excited for this match against Porky. Round 2 of this tourney is going to be like a summer party at a rich kids house. Just a cooked pig being spun around again and again., and again.. and again ..,

Alex swallowed.

Alex Riley: Ok focus.

Riddle seemed to snap out of it.

Riddle: Right. The point is. Just like my blunts. This pig is about to get smoked.. roasted bro. You see it started with that Disney channel psychic That’s so Maven.. and now I’m on to Porky Pig Kevin Steen. It’s exciting kid.. getting to beat up on all my favorite characters growing up.

Alex Riley pondered.

Alex Riley : Steen will be a little tougher than someone like Maven though.

Riddle seemed to consider this.

Riddle: That’s not saying much A- Ri.. Porky isn’t beating me- you might think I’m just this flighty stoner.. but when it comes to being in the ring.. I always..

Riddle took a bite of bacon. He then said nothing for 30 seconds.

Alex Riley: You always what ?

Riddle: I always what? Um I always brush my teeth before bed ??

Alex Riley: I’m not sure that’s what you were just saying..

Riddle looked confused

Riddle: You seem confused bro.. just eat your bacon. Oink oink!

Riley stared at Riddle for a couple beats then smiled.

Alex Riley: You know what - nevermind. I can’t wait to see you crush Steen in this match.

Riddle became excited.

Riddle: Ohh bro..me too. Porky is about to get dismantled by the one and only original bro. When I get done with him it’s going to leave people saying only one thing when it comes to his career.

Tha.. Th.. Tha.. Tha.. Tha.. that’s all folks !!!!

Riddle took a huge bite of bacon and winked at A smiling Riley as the scene faded to black.