In 1984. I traveled through time to track down to terminate Sarah Conor…
In 1987 I alone put mud over my magnificent physique and murdered the alien creature known as the Predator…
1990, I saved Mars from complete destruction in Total Recall..
1991 I blew the box-office away when I terminated the shapeshifting goo-man terminator, in T2.. Judgement Day…
Also in the 90s I told the truth with lies. I took on the Devil to end days. I erased things in Eraser. I gave birth to my Twin Danny Devito's baby. And I even fought with Sinbad for a toy doll…
And then I ruled the United States of America when I became the California Governor.
It’s now 2023.
<We cut to a dark room. Three sets of feet appear. The camera slowly pans up from their boots to reveal the three leather wearing individuals. Rhea Ripley. Lexis King. And in front of them, Arnold Schwarzenegger. The trio are wearing dark sunglasses. Arnold puffs on his cigar making the thick smoke cover the dark room. He takes the cigar out of his mouth.>
Arnold: I’m BACK!
<Arnold looks at Rhea and then looks at Lexis and smirks.>
Arnold: Or dare I say. We’re BACK!
<Rhea and Lexis nod smirking as Arnold continues.>
Arnold: Rhea Ripley was here in EBWF before. She did an honorable job. But… now that she is under my management? She will rise to the top of the mountain here and become the top female competitor like she deserves to be. She will make all these puny girls cry and whine when she dominates them one by one.
Rhea: That’s right, Arnold. I will take out every woman who gets in my way. Gets in the Rapture’s way. This time my run in EBWF will be much different. Every EBWF woman has been warned.
<Arnold nods and chuckles as he looks at Lexis>
Arnold: Then we got Lexis King. Who is making his EBWF debut here. While Rhea is known for dominance. I wanted to mold Lexis King into my own creation. He may be the son of some legendary star in the wrestling business. But to me… he is my flesh and blood. And he will make an impact soon enough. And show all the girly-men here in EBWF that he is the future of wrestling.
Lexis: I am young. I am fresh. But I am so damn good. Forget everything that my father has done in this business. And prepare for the new KING of wrestling. Me. Lexis King.
<Arnold smiles nodding puffing on his cigar.>
Arnold: You see! We are the Rapture. Because we not only make bodies disappear. We crush them! We destroy them. We TERMINATE them.
Rhea: It’s time to put the allll the children of this pathetic EBWF roster to beddy-by.
Lexis: That’s right. The Rapture will rise to the top. Playtime is over…
<Arnold laughs>
Arnold: Yes! It’s time to put all… the children of this… pathetic EBWF roster to beddy-by. The Rapture will rise to the top… Playtime is over…
<Arnold laughs over the top as Rhea and Lexis put their shades to the tip of their nose and look confused.>
Rhea: Um.. that’s literally what we just said, mate.
Lexis: … Yeah. Word for word, man.
<Arnold looks confused.>
Arnold: YOU’RE WORD FOR WORD! Forget it! It didn’t need to be said twice. But I did it to make sure… that… all the IDIOTS in EBWF understands…?
Rhea; Oh… right…
Lexis: Yeah… I guess that makes sense. I do love learning from you Mr. Schwarzengger…
Arnold: And I LOVE teaching you. You both…
<Arnold smiles one last time into the camera>
Arnold: I teach The Rapture. How to dominate. And they will teach the EBWF roster how to lose like sissy babies they are. And everyone will be taught that we, The Rapture are the future.
<The Rapture begin to walk away into the dark, but Arnold turns around takes the cigar out of his mouth looks into the camera and says…>
Arnold: "Schools out… class dismissed…"
<Arnold smirks along with Rhea and Lexis. Arnold looks at the duo breaking the silence.>
Arnold: … because we are ‘teaching’ them? Get it?
<Rhea and Lexis awkwardly pull Arnold with them as they vanish into the darkness.>
THE RAPTURE. COMING SOON.