[The cameras focus in on Christian walking back to the locker room following his loss in the fatal four way match against Wade Barrett, Daniel Bryan, and Austin Aries. One can still hear the crowd's reaction to Daniel Bryan's promo in which he aligned himself with Paul Heyman. Just as Christian is about to
walk away, Todd Grisham interrupts him, almost shoving the microphone in his chest.]
Todd Grisham: Christian! Having just lost your second contendership match in a row, the internet is alread swarming with comments on Twitter, Facebook, and even your Youtube accont, saying you can't win when it really matters. Can I get your thoughts on said comments?
Christian: I can't win when it really matters? I'm a former World Champion, tag team champion, I can win when it matters, I've done so before, and I'll do it again, trust me!
Todd Grisham: I'm sure the fans will be waiting. Christian, right before the interview, I was informed that even though you lost the fatal-four way at Warfare, you still are booked for the upcoming Pay-Per-View in a match against Daniel Bryan, do you feel prepared for it?
Christian: Prepared? To beat an indy schmuck? There's no challenge in that, you'll see on Sunday!
Todd Grisham: Strong words from Christian, this was the possible interview exclusive for EBWF.com.
[Christian nodded and walked away, as Todd looked into the camera and the scene went to black.]
[The scene opened with the weekly episodic internet show: "The Peep Show" generic rolling and it cut away to Christian in a hotel room, standing in front of the Peep Show graphic, as the show was now shot in front of a green screen. He's wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and black suit pants, he smiled at the camera, took a deep breath and began to speak.]
Christian: Hello, peeps, and creepy little bastards from all around the world watching me thanks to the technological advances that allow you to be in your homes in China, and watch me make a video in a hotel room in Columbia, Missouri. Just like the first five times I did this, this is the peep show, and I am your host, Christian! On Sunday, I face Daniel Bryan for no championship or no contendership. No stakes at all, no prize. So, why am I facing Bryan at Summerslam, you ask? Apparently, he took offense to me saying he had paid his dues, he feels as though I was being condescent to him. Well... my mother had this saying, that went a bit like this: "Every cuckoo has its beak."
[Behind Christian, an image of a goat with a fake beak appears.]
Christian: Hehe, get it? Because of your goat-like beard! Anyway, Bryan, I didn't mean to be condescendent, or act like I'm better than you, even though I am... Let's face it, it's a universally known fact that I am better than you... ALways have been, and always will be. but I'll prove it on monday, when I yet again, take on one of Paul Heyman's lackeys. I mean, seriously... it's almost as if someone is writing this stuff and planning it!
[The image behind Christian shifts to an image of the EBWF World title.]
Christian: Fun fact! I'm still climbing Christian's ladder to greatness, and I haven't given up on capturing EBWF gold! But maybe, I'm setting my sights too high... Maybe I won't go just yet for the world title... I remember a certain match with Evan Bourne, the Breakout champion, he does have a match right after mine, so maybe after I beat Daniel Bryan... with ease, might I add... maybe I'll check out his match... or the match after that, y'know, the Path to Glory Championship match... OR maybe I'll just go pay a little visit to Mr. Hawkins and Mr. Reks, I still haven't forgotten the beating from my debut! Hell... maybe I'll help an old tag team partner, good ol' Y2J, win the Intercontinental Title once more... Ah the options I have, maybe i'll do one of those things, of course... the only way for you to find out whether or not I do that is to watch SummerSlam, so watch it!
["Cheap Plug" appears behind Christian. After that, the first background is shown again.]
Christian: Alright, that is all there is to say this week, guys, so it's time to wrap things up... Thanks for watching, remember to put a like on this video, a favorite, a comment and subscribe to my channel; Go back and watch all the previous editions of “The Peep Show”; Follow at Christian4Peeps on Twitter, watch Summerslam, live on PPV…
[The scene quickly cuts away to Rhyno.]
Rhyno: WATCH SUMMERSLAM!
[The scene cuts back to Christian, who apparently didn't realize Rhyno interrupted the show.]
Christian: and remember: My heart beats for my peeps!
[The scene fades out, with Christian performing his signature taunt and pointing towards the camera to end the peep show.]
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(OOC: Sorry for the shortness, but life decided to give me lemons, I only just started following Cave Johnson's advice (Portal 2 fans will get this one :P ) So yeah, I'm back up and running, everything sorted out, so yay!)