can you dig that, sucka?

[Daniel Bryan]

Daniel Bryan is seen pacing the sidewalks outside of the 'Bankers Life Fieldhouse' in Indianapolis, Indiana. The sun rays are shinning vividly off of Daniel Bryans red 'Everybody Taps' t-shirt. Bryan is bleeding confidence as he walks running his hand through his semi long scraggly beard. He takes a seat on the first park bench he see's and starts speaking at a methodical pace.

Daniel Bryan: I think you all know by now but let me reintroduce myself to all of you. I am Daniel Bryan, the greatest wrestler of all time. I am the purest most technical mat wrestler to grace your little beady eyes. Somehow i've ended up in Indianapolis, Indiana with nothing to do except break Booker T's arm. This arena is the home of the always losing good for nothing Indiana Pacers. The last good thing they had going for them was Reggie Miller launching three's and selling tickets to there obscurely located arena. Anywho, i've got much better things to talk about than the run down state of Indiana and how crappy there basketball team is. I've got my mind focused on one thing and one thing only... breaking Booker T's arm off of his torso and hearing him scream "STOP SUCKA" over and over again until he embarrassingly taps out in front of the live audience. EBWF wants to see action, they want to see real wrestling? Well they've started booking the right man.

Daniel Bryans face turns to a confident smirk that only the devil would sport. That smirk turns to a faint smile and it slowly fades all together. Daniel looks back at the camera with all seriousness and starts speaking again.

Daniel Bryan: You might be asking yourself, why's Daniel Bryan smiling? Well it's because I absolutely know without a shadow of a doubt that im the greatest wrestler that the EBWF has to offer. One by one I will submit every single person on the EBWF roster until nobody can compete anymore. I will cripple every single superstar here, and then there will be nobody left but me. I think of it this way. I am the Charles Manson of the EBWF because i've came here to eliminate every single person and once that happens how can the lone survivor not be the only one that matters in the end? Booker T is a five time WCW champion and won the tag team championship countless times with the Harlem Heat but does any of that really matter? Was WCW just a cruise ship with little holes in the bottom of it just waiting to sink and take the careers of all the wrestlers with it? Or was it an opportunity to easily accomplish what you couldn't anywhere else. Either way if we want to get mathematical with things, I have won hundreds of titles all across the world. I am an international superstar with the ability to outwit and outsmart my opponents.

Daniel Bryan once again lost inside of his own ego starts cooling down and regaining his composure to bring his speech to an end. His faint smile turns to a rude crude evil mug and he looks into the camera and right through the audience.

Daniel Bryan: I'm destined for greatness and when I beat Booker T tomorrow right here in this little crap town of Indianapolis, Indiana... I will continue heading straight to the top. So well your all at home drinking beers, eating meat, and sitting around letting your stomachs stretch just remember, im somewhere working out and training to become a world champion. I dont care if your Booker T, I dont care if your Billy Gunn, and I dont care if your superman. You've got to realize the truth and the truth is... EVERYBODY TAPS!

Daniel Bryan stands up and starts walking towards the arena. He opens the doors and gives one last look towards the camera. Daniel Bryan is heard laughing as the doors close behind him. The sun starts setting in the horizon leaving the audience at home pondering at what they've just heard/seen.