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As accustom to the fans by now, Bully Ray was pacing back and forth in front of a brick wall wearing his vintage “Hardcore 5150” gear. He wore a chain around his neck and held his cell phone in his hand, typing a message, possibly tweeting.
Bully Ray: “Stupid Eli Manning… Where’s your balls at!?!”
@B.A.Bully5150 was highlighted at the bottom of the screen for those watching at home. Bully Ray noticed he was already being filmed and his expression turned from agitated to totally pissed off.
Bully Ray: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THA SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAH, THA LEAN MEAN TWITTAH MACHINE, CALV FRICKEN ZILLA, BULLY MOTHA TRUCKING RAY! I’M ON TWITTAH, FACEBOOK, YOUTUBE, INSTAGRAM, AND MYSPACE AT THA SAME FRICKEN TIME! ALL THIS WEEK I’VE BEEN GETTIN BLOWN UP BY MY BULLY NATION ABOUT THA DREAM MATCH THAT’S TAKING PLACE THIS MONDAY NIGHT. ME VERSUS RVD. I KNOW MY BOY PAULIE HAS BEEN HAVING TROUBLES WITH THE COALITION, BUT EVEN HE SHOULD BE EXCITED FOR THIS. I FINALLY GET TO PUT MY HANDS AROUND THA THROAT OF ANOTHA ‘LEGEND’ AND MAKE EM MY BITCH.”
He took the time to type a message in and send it off before turning back to the camera.
Bully Ray: ROBBIE I’M GONNA PUT YOUR ASS THREW A TABLE THIS MONDAY. TWO OF E SEE DUBBYA’S BIGGEST STARS GOING HEAD TO HEAD TEN YEARS LATER FOR THA BIGGEST COMPANY IN THE BUSINESS AND IT ISN’T GOING TO AMMOUNT TO A DAMN THING. RVD IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FOOTNOTE FROM THA PAST AND BULLY RAY IS A DYNASTY OF THE FUTURE. I’M THA ONLY MAN IN THA EBWF WHO IS REALLY UNDEFEATED!”
Suddenly his phone began to chirp constantly. Possibly responds to his last Twitter post.
Bully Ray: “TRENT BARETTA DID… NOT… BEAT… ME! THAT WAS A FLUKE! I’M UNDE FRICKEN FEATED AND I’M GONNA STAY THAT WAY. WESLY IKEDA, IF YOU’RE WATCHING THIS, WHICH I KNOW YOU ARE, BE SMART AND DO WHAT’S RIGHT FOR BUSINESS. WATCH WHAT I DO TO YOUR LATEST ACQUSTION IN THE RING ON WARFARE AND TAKE IT INTO CONSIDERATION. BULLY RAY FOR THE 6TH MAN IN THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ELIMINATION CHAMBER!”
He put his phone in his pocket and pulled the chain off his neck, swinging it in circles.
Bully Ray: “I DON’T WANT THE FRICKIN BREAKOUT TITLE. NOBODY WANTS TED’S PATH TO GLORY TITLE. SCREW THE MIZ, I’LL KICK HIS ASS IF HE EVER TOUCHES PAULIE AGAIN, BUT HE CAN KEEP THA INTERCONTIENTAL TITLE. NO, I WANNA PISS OFF THA ENTIRE WRESTLING WORLD. I WANNA BE THE EBWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!”
Bully drew closer to the camera and looked more serious than ever.
Bully Ray: “STEP ONE, SHOW CALVES. STEP TWO, KICK ASS. STEP THREE, DO WHATEVER THA HELL I WANNA DO, BECAUSE I’LL BE THA NEW EBWF CHAMP!”
He struck the camera with the chain and the feed shot to static.
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