Make it a repeat

[Jon]

The shock of last week was Kelly Kelly managing to get a pinfall victory over the current Skyhigh Champ in Maria, Granted she isn't getting much time to savor that win as she will e stepping back into the ring with Eve and Melina

Kelly cocks her eyebrow at Brooke whom is one of her best friends and the girl who talked her into returning to EBWF. Brooke, just finished putting on her makeup as Kelly gave to sound of clearing of her throat to get her attention.

Kelly Kelly: Did you read the card for Warfare?

Brooke Tessmacher: I saw you are facing Melina and Eve Torres, man I feel sorry for you having to carry both of those girls to a decent match in their debut.

Kelly Kelly: I know right! How unfair is that? I go from beating the champs to being in the ring with two girls who are no more than jobber fodder. But I suppose shouldn't be bitchin' easy win for me to keep my skills built up for when I challenge for the Sky high championship which we all know it is inevitable that I will.

Brooke Tessmacher: Considering... I don't think you have much to worry about with either one of these girls.

Kelly Kelly: Really, is there any doubt that I could kick both of these biyatches asses with my hands tied behind my back? Seriously, I'm just looking at this as a way to keep my skills up even though there is no possible way that I could get rusty before my big championship opportunity.

Kelly pops her neck and crumbles the match listings up for the Warfare and tosses it in the garbage.


Kelly Kelly: That garbage can is kind of symbolic of both of my opponents. Melina is someone I think we can all agree about that no one here in EBWF gives a flip about and Eve probably could use some visits too Dr. Shelby about all of the issues going on up in that big cranium of hers.

Brooke Tessmacher: Not sure even the great Dr. Shelby could help those two broads get better at anything.

Kelly Kelly: Ehh, my cranium hurts thinking about these two losers. I'm going to give both of them the Kelly Killer just for good measure.

Kelly throws her hands up in the air in a sign of disgust at having to waste her time with Eve and Melina Perez.