Return of an old hag

[Taufik]

Nothing but joy and happiness coming from the both of us and shock and despair on the rest of the fans and some people in the back as I finally did the unthinkable and that is becoming the breakout champion. After a long time, I finally get my first title in my career and this is a landmark for me because after years of hard work and exiling myself from the profession that I love so much, winning a title after so long is a sweet victory for me. Both Daivari and I then exchange hugs as were still happy about what happen moments ago as I start to speak.

Muhammad Hassan: I still can’t believe what is in front of me at this very moment. After years of trying my best to earn a belt and finally I have it. This title is rightfully as what it being called, the Breakout title. This title shows that I’ve made quite an impact and especially when I first came here. Now that I’ve won this title, nothing can stop our path to show the world what we are capable off Daivari.

Daivari: Yes Hassan, nothing can stop us because now our voices will be heard because we carry one of key of success to this company and they will have to hear our words of wisdom but to be honest without the title they will still hear our words of wisdom whether they like it or not.

The both of us then give out a laugh and turn our back and head straight towards the locker where we got stop by the same person that have stop us from a week ago. They then want to ask some question to us as the both of us agree to speak to them.

Muhammad Hassan: You guys are lucky that were in a good mood now so shoot the question away.

EBWF Reporter: Tonight, everybody witness history in the making where Muhammad Hassan did the unthinkable and win the Breakout title from the unstoppable Michael McGuilicutty. What are your thoughts about winning your very first title in your career?

Muhammad Hassan: Finally a good question coming out of your mouth. I’ve told everybody that nothing that can stop me from winning a title and looks what is in my hand now? This title is all a Breakout title and this title is rightfully mine as I made impact wherever I go and it’s only here that I’ve got recognize for it. I’ve silence the critics that once said that Arab American like me will never succeed in this kind of environment and did I prove them wrong or what?

EBWF Reporter: So now what’s next for the great Muhammad Hassan now that, he’s become a champion?

Muhammad Hassan: What’s next for me? Is that all you have to say what’s next for the great Muhammad Hassan? Here’s what’s next, I’m going to defend this title and live up to its name by being the gretest Breakout Champ that this place will ever know and while at it, I will go after Ted DiBiase’s Path to Glory championship where is people like to call it “DiBiase’s title” after being unstoppable after winning. If they want to see unstoppable, they should see me winning Path to Glory while being the Breakout Champion. Anything more questions?

EBWF Reporter: Were all good, and congratulation once again winning your first title in your career and becoming the Breakout Champion and good luck being defending it.

Muhammad Hassan: You’re damn right I will.

The both of us then walk away as we head to the locker room as the scene fades to black.


Date: 24 September 2012

Both Hassan and I walk around the arena after putting our bags in our locker room. Knowing that our opponent is none other than the “rattlesnake” himself Stone Cold Steve Austin. After walking one round in the arena, we head back to the locker room to start making strategy and plan for tonight match against Austin. One we reach back, we take a seat and a breather for a moment and once we catch our breath, We start to plan.

Muhammad Hassan: How can we beat someone who is over with the fans?

Daivari: It’s going to be a challenge that you’re going to face Austin and especially that he has tons of experience in this industry.

Muhammad Hassan: Which is why I decide to do this, to what I like to do is to mock him…

The both of us then start to plan on what were going to do later on tonight. A few hours later, we head out from the locker room and walks to the production truck and tell them what I’m planning to do later and they were surprised with what I’m doing and I assure them that I’m going to do that. The both of us then get ourselves to the backstage curtain and tell the producer that were going to do a promo, and they gives us a green light and we wait for the perfect timing for them to slip us into the promo and once the timing is right, Stone Cold theme starts to play as the fans are cheering in happiness and joy that their favorite superstar is back and a few seconds later, we decided to come out and disappoint them and they were jeering the hell out of us as we laugh at them and I walk down on the ramp mocking my opponent as they keep jeering me and when I get into the ring and give the finger salute as I then ask for the mic from the announcers as I start to speak.

Muhammad Hassan: What…What…What…What… Everybody give me a hell yeah.

The fans then chant “Hell No” as I continue to speak in Stone Cold tone.

Muhammad Hassan: Tonight, I will open a can of whoop ass…

I stop speaking like Austin as I speak in my normal tone.

Muhammad Hassan: I’m the new Breakout champion and this is how you people show respect to your champion? After all these years, you guys still would want to jeer someone of my caliber and cheer for someone like an out of shape, an old man like Stone Cold Steve Austin?

The fans then start cheering once Stone Cold Steve Austin name is mention and it make me feel disgust as I continue to speak.

Muhammad Hassan: I wonder why Stone Cold still wants to hog the spotlight where it is long over for him. With him returning to the ring and especially in his age, he isn’t going to do well because he’s going to step into the ring with the great Muhammad Hassan.

Daivari then take the mic and start speaking Persian as the fans went wild with the jeering.

Daivari: Stone Cold is not what he uses to be. He’s nothing but an old hag that doesn't know his place and his place is none other than the retirement home. His glory days are over and shouldn't be hogging anyone else. Hassan will put him in his place as his return in the square circle will be short as John Morrison after what Hassan did to him. Everybody brings your Salaam to your Breakout Champion, Muhammad Hassan.

Arab American then start to play as the both of us then walk our way to the back with the fans screaming “go to hell” to the both of us as the scene fades to black.