The Return (Peep Show 25/09/2012)

[David]

--- Message to the Fans ---

[Christian wore a plain white t-shirt and blue jeans, as he stood in front of a black curtain with no special decoration. He had the trademark grin across his face as he stared into the camera.]

Christian: Hello, and welcome to my lair. Tonight, I speak to you not from a hotel room, but from my own home in Tampa, Florida. Now... Why am I here you ask... Well, I'm here because I have been in and out of doctors' offices the past few days, to see if my body was still in order. Hell, I even went to a few shrinks to check if my mind is good, y'know with the "Wannabe Edge" comments I get every freaking day... I got the results back yesterday, and I'm fine, which means, it's time for offense once again. I am back on attack against none other than Kurt Angle and Evan Bourne. Evan has his speed going for him, but that can easily be taken out by my experience, Evan won't walk away the victor on Sunday... As for Kurt, he's technically sound, but I've known him for years, ad I know all his tricks and little strategies and game plans, I know how to bring the Olympian down! Three men will enter that match, but only one will claim victory and get the spoils when he defeats the two others. Kurt and Evan are two men with whom I have a lot of history, but that will play no part in my win against both of them. I find myself in another high stakes match, but guess what... This time I won't fail! I WILL win the big one, and then I will go on to the bigger one, and win it too! And I'll continue to do that until the biggest one, where I'll once again win!

[Christian realized he had gotten carried away and abruptly stopped. He took a deep breath and began talking again.]

Christian: I won't lie to you guys... It's been a couple of rough days, I even considered retiring... But then I realized... Why? Why am I torturing myself... When I could torture others in the ring... PLUS I get paid to do that; PLUS I can get big shiny belts doing that! It's a win-win-win... for me-me-me of course... But still, it's a good situation to be in! Now, as far as Evan and Kurt are concerned, I have a ton of respect for both of 'em, but in the ring... It's all about "The Instant Classic!" This Sunday, at Destiny, I will win the match... and I will go on to winning the PTG Championship. Get... Mad!

[The camera faded to black, ending the segment.]


--- The Peep Show ---

[The cameras faded in with Christian wearing the "Get Mad" shirt and black jeans, standing in front of the "Peep Show" scenario.]

Christian: Hello, my peeps and CLB's watching this all around the world, my name is Christian, and this nifty little thing... Is the Peep Show! First off, I'd like to thank each and every one of you for your support, it's been a confusing couple of days but it's all over and done with, and I'm steady and ready to go again! Putting my absolute all out there in every arena I go to, for you guys! I'll get to the actual peep show, but first... Here's "Serious Time with William" whoever that guy is...

[Cinematic shots of wrestling arenas, combined with tourism spots from all around the world were shown as a generic music played in the background. After a while, Christian's voice was heard, except he was speaking in a very thickened Canadian accent.]

Christian (Voiceover): Hi, my name is William and I am a Professional Wrestler. Over the years, I've won many tag team championships, world championships, and what many would refer to as... Midcard Titles. I have been dubbed a wannabe, a "Marty Jannetty", a has-been, and a failure; as a well as an excellent worker, a solid main-eventer, a champion, and a Superstar. But there's one thing I've never been called... Lazy. Recently, people have started to say that I'm phoning it in... That I don't care about what the hell I'm doing. That's crazy talk! I... uh hold on... let me read my script... That's the thing, funny story, I'm actually doing this over the phone! But I totally care about Chikar... I mean ECW... I mean NWA... I mean EBWF! I am a company man, and as such, I believe in the product put out by all the men and women who are hard at work every single day of every damn year to entertain you, the fans. My name is William and I approve of this message.

[The scene faded back into the normal Peep Show scenario, continuing the show.]

Christian: William sounds like a cool guy, eh? Anyway... This week on the Peep Show, I really don't have anything planned, because... well... I thought It'd be a good idea to wing it... In retrospective... that wasn't a great move. But yeah, guys... be psyched... Christian's back! Since I don't have anything else, to say, this is as good of a time as any to say my goodbyes... Thanks for watching, remember to put a like on this video, a favorite, a comment and subscribe to my channel; Go back and watch all the previous editions of “The Peep Show”; Follow at Christian4Peeps on Twitter, watch Destiny, live on PPV… And Remember: My heart beats for my peeps!

[The cameras faded to black ending the show.]

[Chloe]

I think your work is great but it could stand to be just a tincy bit longer. Hope you don't mind the small bit of constructive criticism. : )

[David]

Always appreciated, actually :) I promise the next one will be longer :)