Breakdown for Zack Ryder?

[Taufik]

Getting my hands raise in victory against someone like Stone Cold is truly remarkable moment for me as even their Texas hero couldn’t beat me and I’m damn proud of the accomplishment and it truly shows why I’m truly the current and truly the best breakout champion in this roster, but Zack Ryder didn’t think so as he is the best friend of the longest reigning Breakout champion in this company history, his tag team partner and one half of the EBWF tag team champion Trent Barreta. I guess he ask the management to make the match between him and me for the Breakout title at Destiny. To think about it, I’m not afraid of to face Zack Ryder at all, instead in a strange way I feel excited instead as Zack Ryder to me is a disgrace and is a man who stills acts like a little kid that never wants to grow up with his stupid catchphrase and all, I feel it’s my destiny to put him into place and putting my title on the line will keep me in check on the task. After heading back to the locker room, both Daivari and I take a seat while taking in to the fact that I beat that old hag Steve Austin and after learning that I’m going to face Zack Ryder at Destiny, we start a conversation.

Daivari: I guess somebody finally challenging you for the Breakout title at Destiny.

Muhammad Hassan: Yes, I’m facing a goofball that panders to the fans for admiration and approval where he shouldn’t need to but that his problem and I will not be surprise if he blames the fans for his downfall. Since he wants to have a match with me, I’ll make sure he’ll regret his decision after I’m finished with him.

The both of us then give out a small laugh as we continue to speak.

Muhammad Hassan: You know what? I’m worried about our brothers and sister in other countries. Ever since that evil video show up and cause a riot in many Muslim countries, but as much I would want to join them but thinking about it, it’s not worth it as it will just prove that they’re right.

Daivari: Yes and it makes Arab Americans like us really sad because our country is willing to make a joke of their own religion just to make money out of the show.

Muhammad Hassan: And unlike them, were proud of our religion and even with these people jeering at us, we still their so called “hero” ass. We should be the one to knock some sense into these idiots and our brother and sister should just go to the mosque to pray for this hideous thing to end.

Daivari nods his head in agreement.

Daivari: Agree. Well Hassan, you better shower now so we could leave the arena quickly so we won’t miss our flight after we eat at the famous Anoush Middle Eastern Cuisine. I’ve heard they have great food there so hurry up.

I then stand up and head for the shower as the scene fades to black.

Date: 30th September 2012

The day has arrive and after days of intense training, I’ve finally here in Destiny, my first pay-per-view in years and I’m coming in to this pay-per-view as the Breakout champion. As usual, both Daivari and I went to the locker room as we got stop by the EBWF reporter as they want to conduct a special interview before he show starts.

EBWF Reporter: So Hassan, what is the feeling that is coming through your mind at this moment as later tonight you’re going to defend it against Zack Ryder?

Muhammad Hassan: You want to know what I’m feeling? I’m feel great and never be more excited as I’m going to have my Breakout title on the line against Zack Ryder. You know how much I wanted to get my hands on him. I still remember when I was still teaching in a high school, I hear the stupid catchphrases like “woo woo woo” and the term “broski”. No wonder the student in not just mine but other schools in America flunked so badly, it’s because they would listen to someone who speak in what I like to call garbage English than the proper language that we’re speaking now and it’s a disgrace for a person of my stature. But tonight it’s isn’t about the student bad English, but there will be a lesson though. A lesson in respect and domination and that will be taught by me and the student for tonight will be none other than Zack Ryder. I hope his partner Trent Barreta is watching closely as I decimate his tag team partner and retains the title that he hold on dearly for seven months which is now obviously is mine.

Daivari then starts to speak in Persian as I take a breather.

Daivari: Zack Ryder has no chance against the great Muhammad Hassan as he is nothing but a punk and by beating you tonight actually prove something as you are holding the Tag team belt that isn’t worth anything now and Hassan bringing back the prestige of being the Breakout champion where it belongs, you better do your best to win it because maybe after tonight you will be nothing if Trent Barreta wins the World Title and leave you high and dry and I’m not surprise if he relinquish the Tag title because he will concentrate in defending his title. He may not do it while he was Breakout Champion because it was nothing significant like the tag team belts the both of you are holding now, but things might change and I wouldn't be surprised if it did “bro”.

Muhammad Hassan: Just like Daivari said, Zack Ryder will have no chance in getting the title that I’m holding tightly here in my hands and will be nothing if Trent actually wins the World title match later tonight and as you can see it was Trent Barreta that actually carry his team while Zack Ryder actually reap the reward for being a part of the team. I will see you in the ring later Zack, until then you better get your head in the game or else it will cost you and especially tonight.

The both of us then went back to the locker room and get ready for tonight match with Zack Ryders and I still have more to say about my adversaries as after I’m done changing into my wrestling attire, the both of us then went to the production booth as I demand that I want to speak to the infidels that I called the “EBWF Universe”. They then give me the ok sign and we waited for the fans to settle down. Once the pre-show about to be concluded, Arab Americans theme started playing as Daivari and I walk out from the curtain with the jeering pouring down on us as we still didn't care as I take a spit to the ramp as Daivari makes the introduction in Persian.

Daivari: To all of you infidels that says that Muhammad Hassan is will be forgotten after the Great American Bash Pay-Per-View in 2005, but now he has return and defy what you people think of him, and now with a title in his hand, he is making his return to Pay-Per-View to kick Zack Ryder ass, ladies and gentleman, bring your Salaam to Muhammad Hassan.

The fans jeering became louder as I give them the cockiness look as I start to speak.

Muhammad Hassan: Jeer all you want people, but that won’t cover up the fact that I’m your Breakout champion and as far as I’m closing the pre-show with my talk, I don't give a damn what you American think because I can do what I want and when I want because like you people, I’m too am an American and I will use my freedom of speech when I want to. Tonight I’m going to defend my title against a punk kid from the long island by the name of Zack Ryder.

The fans jump with happiness when Zack Ryder name got called as it pisses off Daivari.

Daivari: Keep quiet all of you, Hassan hasn't finished talking and you all are giving zero respect. So shut up and listen what he has to say.

Muhammad Hassan: Thank you, Daivari. Before I was rudely interrupted but you people, I was saying that tonight I will face one half of the Tag Team Champion, Zack Ryder. Yes Zack Ryder is the current tag team champion but he doesn't looks like and acts like one. Since he’s the one half of the Tag Team Champion, it shows that he is dependent on his partner to get the job done and that’s tells you that he is half best and I understand why he asked for this title match against me. He wants to prove that he could be just like is tag tea partner Trent Barreta, who is going to head into tonight’s main event as one of the six man who could be the EBWF champion and if he did win that belt, that will make him a double champion. But sadly, that would be just a mere dream for both of them and to especially Ryder.

The fan has started giving us a mixture of chants as I just shrugged it off and continue to speak.

Muhammad Hassan: Daivari has more talent in his right arm than you’ll ever have Zack, and with your stupid catchphrase and trying so hard to make the crowd go wild with all the fist pumping makes me sick. I don't get it why would you want to pander to these fans when you will know that one day they will turn on you and you’ll be that lost sheep that doesn't know which direction you’re going. You can say that how well you’re rested and all but that’s going to change when you’re going to step into the ring with me. I will make sure that you’ll regret in making that decision in asking for tonight’s match with me.

Daivari then takes the mic and starts to talk as I take a breather.

Daivari: To each and every one of you watching this pay-per-view live or at home and even by illegal streaming, every single one of you will see it firsthand of the destruction of Zack Ryder. Just like what happen to John Morrison, Michael McGuilicutty and Stone Cold. Zack Ryder will be nothing than a next person in line that is getting in our way to the path got getting the respect that we deserve as an Arab American. Until then Zack Ryder, you better be ready for the fight of your career and most probably your life.

Arab American starts to play in the speaker as the fans keep giving us different chants as the both of us just giving out a smirk as we don't give a damn to them as we head to the back as the scene fades to black.