ACT ONE.
Todd Grisham: I'm here with the newest acquisition to the EBWF's diva's division! A former champion: "Hardcore Country" Mickie James!
Mickie James stood backstage with the interviewer. She was dressed in a pair of cut off jean shorts and a plaid shirt tied around the waist.
Mickie James: Glad to be here, Todd!
Todd Grisham: You make your debut this Monday night against Christy Hemme. Do you have any strategies in mind?
There was a honking sound. Mickie was holding a bike horn and giving it a few squeezes. HONK, HONK, HONK, it went.
Todd Grisham: ..Uh..
Mickie seemed to slowly realize what she was doing and she tossed the horn away. She quickly blurted out her next few words.
Mickie James: Garth Brooks! CMA's! Cowboy Troy!
Todd was confused and this was apparent by the look on his face.
Todd Grisham: So your match with Christy..
Mickie James: I'm going to give it muh' rootin', tootin' best! Rascal Flatts! Big and Rich!
Mickie smiled but then began to perform another strange action. She started to pull out a long line of mutli-colored handkerchiefs that were all knotted together from her shorts.
Mickie James: Oh god! IT'S HAPPENING!
Mickie rushed off and left a further confused Todd behind.
ACT TWO:
Todd stood outside of Mickie's locker room and slowly creaked it open so he could poke his head inside.
Todd Grisham: Mickie? Is everything alright?
Mickie had her back turned to the camera and Todd slowly inched his way inside.
Mickie James: It's. Happening.
Todd Grisham: What's happening?
Mickie James: I don't even LIKE country music! It's boring! And twangy! And GUH!!
Todd Grisham: I'm lost right now.
Mickie James: My parents were both..
There was a long pause for dramatic effect.
Mickie James: ..rodeo clowns.
Todd Grisham: Rodeo clowns?!
Mickie James: YES! And they said I would either up a country music star or a..a..a..
She still kept her back to the camera.
Mickie James: And I hate country music! But I couldn't stop it! That whole Hardcore Country thing took me over! What does that even mean?! But I resisted for so long that I've become..
Mickie turned around and her face was painted completely white. A bright red circle had been painted on her nose along with two pink circles on her cheeks. Around her eyes was a splash of color including light blue, pink and yellow. She was also wearing a long, brightly colored checkered shirt with an comically oversized green tie over her jean shorts.
Mickie James: A CLOWN!
Todd removed his glasses and stared at the sight before him.
Todd Grisham: Good lord. It's the worst case of clowning I've ever seen.
Mickie James: I can't hold it back anymore, Todd! I tried and I tried! I just hope Christy is ready to..CLOWN AROUND! Oh no. The terrible puns! They're already coming out!
Mickie reached off camera began to juggle three brightly colored balls.
Mickie James: Doot-do-dooda-doot-do-do-do.
Todd could watch no more. He left the locker room. He couldn't bare to watch someone stricken with such a terrible ailment.
The Clowning
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Miles
Re: The Clowning
Chloe, I think your friend just topped you in complete and utter randomness.