Welcome to the house that Hollywood Built...

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

*Never before in the history of Spots Enterainment has a moment been so monumental, so unheard of, that a prime time television show has had to be taken off the air for an emergency press conference. For the EBWF, it is definatley a first. And one of the most Legendary names in the business is on hand for all the breaking news...Jim Ross joins us LIVE from the offices with a look of shock*

Jim Ross: Ladies and Gentlemen, we here at EBWF are striving to bring you the absolute best in Sports Entertainment. Never before, in my 3 decade plus career in this sport, has a moment like this been so monumental that we cut into Prime Time television to bring you the news. Word has it, the EBWF has just acquired one of THE biggest names to ever step foot into the squared circle. Now, little is known at this time, but speculation is running wild about who...

*A man and a woman run past Jim Ross, whipping both him and the camera man, Mike curtis around, almost knocking them both over. They are seen running to the parking garage as Jim Ross and the Camera man Follow them, trailing them briskly. Jim Ross attempts to speak while trying to keep up*

Jim Ross: It seems....ladies and gentlemen*gasp* an arrival in the back*gasp*

*Mike the Camera man drops the camera*

Jim Ross: Damnit Mike this is big!

*JR picks up the camera and hands it back to Mike the camera man. As son as Mike gets the camera in focus, they find themselves in the parking garage of EBWF headquarters. Lots of Press, EBWF interview staff, and even some of the talent are all anxiously talking in the garage. Whispers of a "Legend" and the word "Wrestlemania" can be heard off camera. Jim Ross and Mike the Camera man gain their composure as Jim Ross gives us an update*

Jim Ross: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is pure chaos here in the EBWF parking garage...apparently news has broke of a big name signing with EBWF. Nobody seems to know who, but names are being throw around left and right...

*JR pauses. He seems intent on listening in to his earpiece. All of a sudden, his jaw litterally drops*

Jim Ross: it appears as if Ho...wait...maybe no name will be necessary! It seems as if....YES!....we have a Limosuine pulling into the garage. It looks like business is about to pick up folks.

*JR goes silent as all focus is on the approaching limosuine. It pulls up nearly infront of JR, but EBWF news staff and reporters swarm the back of the Limo...waiting for a glimpse of history. The front door opens as the driver steps out. The driver is a very large man, think Michael Clark Duncan from "The Green Mile"

Driver: Everyone back up...i said...hey...bac...I SAID BACK UP! PLEASE!!!

*The Driver pushes the small crowd back

The back door opens. The Camera Zooms in on the ground below the opening of the door....and we see an all to familar boa...but not your traditional red and yellow...unlike the rest of the wrestling world, there is no gray area here...


only BLACK AND WHITE

...Welcome to the house that Hollywood Built

Jim Ross: HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN IS HERE!! HOGAN IS HERE IN THE EBWF!!!!

*Hogan steps out of the Limo, decked out in his black and white attire. Black shades, heavy 5 o'clock shadow. He looks as if he has been preparing for a return to the squared circle, as the 24" pythons are back. He walks through the crowd and up to JR*

Jim Ross: Hulk Hogan. What in god's name are yo....

*Hogan leans down and talks into the microphone*

Hogan: JR....i've layed low for far to long. Hollywood's back in business brother. You have these young guns comming in here, promising "CHANGE" and throwing around the word "REVOLUTION" like its going out of style. Well brother, once Hollywood gets back in the ring, once Hulkamania starts running wild, and once my place in the pecking order is restored, a revolution wont hold a candle to what Hollywood has in store brother....

*Hollywood throws up the "2 Sweet" Sign*

Jim Ross: When are you going to be making your grand return to the ring? Can we expect to you say your prayers and take your vitamins, or is the band getting back together?

*Hogan smirks at the mention of "The Band getting back together" *

Hogan: When it comes down to me stepping back inside the ring, Hollywood is already one step ahead of ya brother. Monday night, October 8th, Hollywood is lacing up the boots. You've got Rey Mysterio. You've got The Big Show. And now...you have Hollywood brother. These guys ive been in the ring with before, and these guys i've pinned...1..2..3...in the center of the ring. But I suppose we all need to shake off the ring rust once in awhile. Hollywood's gonna shake it all off Monday Night at Warfare. Rey Mysterio can fly around that ring as fast as he wants, but as soon as Hollywood hits him with the 24" pythons..*Hogan flexes for the camera*..And once Hollywood slams The Big Show, just like I have in the past, and just like I have to the only real true giant, Andre...then Im gonna pin not 1 but BOTH of them in the center of that ring. Hollywood isnt here for anyones amusement...Hollywood isn't here to draw a crowd. I don't give a damn about any of these people. Hollywood is back, because brother, Hollywood has a craving for gold, and the EBWF has plenty of gold floating around, and m just here for a taste brother!

Jim Ross: But what about...

*Hogan snatches the microphone*

Hogan: BUT NOTHING JR. This is the house that hollywood built. If it weren't for me, there wouldnt be a EBWF. I layed the foundation for every man, woman, and child that has stepped foot inside a EBWF show and for every talent that has been apart of this organization...NOBODY is bigger than hollywood brother, nobody! Im gonna do what I want, and im gonna do it when I want. And there isnt a damn thing anybody can do about it. Not Mysterio, not The Big Slow, or not any of the so called "Champions" that poorly parade around this federation wearing the most prestigious prizes in this business. When I see these clowns wearing gold it makes me sick. Hollywood's gonna come in and show them why, it is, that I AM the man. I AM the Icon, and that Hollywood is and always will be 4-Life!

*Hogan shoves the microphone into JR's chest as he storms past and into the EBWF headquarters*

[Juan Ramirez]

This was very well Written man, congrats!

[Cory]

I enjoyed this, welcome.

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

than you, i havent been in an efed since i was 14 maybe? 27 now...