Todd Grisham: “Hey… ODB… right?”
ODB: “That’s my name, don’t wear it out!”
**She spoke with a mouth full of food and washed it all down with a liquid that was inside her trademark flask. Grisham didn’t look disgusted, he continued to indulge.**
Todd Grisham: “Um, I heard you’re going to debut this Sunday at Survivor Series in a traditional elimination match. That’s going to be pretty big, in my opinion. Do you mind if I ask, are you-
**She cut him off, standing up and walking towards him.**
ODB: “No, Todd Grisham. I am not ready for this type of match. All these little hookers been around way longer than I have. Maybe with the exception of the Hendrix heffa. Her boobs aren’t even as big as mine. What do you think Todd? “
**She pushed her bosoms upward towards the face of the glasses wearing geek who was salivating at this time. She took another swig from her flask and let out a bump in Grisham’s face.**
ODB: “I knew you wanted to interview me.”
**Inhaling the fumes of the foul odor Todd Grisham sneezed and trying to block it with his hands he got a little on his glasses in the process. That wasn’t a problem as ODB helped him clean up with the sleeves on her shirt. Now pretty much disgusted Grisham looked reluctant to accept his glasses back from her, but she put them on his face with force anyway.**
Todd Grisham: “I was just going to ask if you were going to eat that last slice of pizza?”
**She reached over the table and retrieved the huge slice of Pepperoni Pizza and offered it to him.**
ODB: “For you sweet spit, you can have it.”
Todd Grisham: “NO!... No, Excuse me. I think I’ll pass.”
**Grisham had enough and made a beeline for the exit to find a bathroom. ODB was still standing there, but had already began eating the pizza, taking huge bites using one hand, while scratching her boobs with the other. She made her way back towards her seat to continue her feast of epic proportions.**
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**Later that evening after the show was over a tipsy and slurred ODB walked into the wrong locker room, the men’s locker room. It wasn’t really the wrong locker room because she fully intended on doing just so. **
ODB: “Knock knock, anybody home?”
**Not a soul in the room that she could see, so she walked towards the showers, hoping to seduce a horny bastard.**
ODB: “Ding ding ding! I think we have a winner!”
**ODB walked towards the large male wrestler who was showering nude right in front of her.**
ODB: “Care if I join you sweet cheeks?”
**Startled the man spoke before turning around to notice.**
“WHO IN THE FRICKEN HELL? OH… oh damn. What are you doing in here?”
ODB: “I came for you!”
**Surprisingly launching herself towards the man who was revealed to be none other than a soaking wet Bully Ray, she kissed him passionately. For just a moment he resisted, but then he gave in and returned the effort. ODB began to strip off he clothing while screaming to the top of her lungs.**
ODB: “I’M GONNA ROCK YOUR SOCKS BIG DADDY!”
**She went back at Bully Ray and only if he knew that he would live to regret that very moment.
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**Being new to the biggest wrestling company in the world could be frighten for some, but for others that have a shot of liquid courage ruining through them, it was a walk in the park. Drinking from her flask ODB was standing in front of a camera ready to begin her first promo in the EBWF and she looked as if she reeked of sex.**
ODB: “BAM! I’m one dirty bitch! BAM! So just keep it short and call me ODB! I’m here in the EBWF to bring some competition to this place. SOOOOOOO, don’t think that just because you’ve never seen this pretty face on your TV screen before that I won’t break a bitch in two. My background in wrestling is a nice long fat one. I’m here in the EBWF to finally put it in the hole and become the best. I debut this Sunday in a ring fully of feminine hormones in a 5 on 5 elimination match. In case you didn't know, I’m going to be on a team full of whores.”
**Taking a huge spit she whipped her mouth with her hand before continuing.**
ODB: “Maria’s a red head whore, AJ’s an attention seeking whore, Kaitlyn’s a gold haired whore, and Christy Hemme is just a high class whore. ME BEING THE BIGGEST WHORE OF THEM ALL, I would say we have a damn good shot at winning this thing come Survivor Series.”
**After taking another spit, she quinced her sudden thirst with another big shot from the flask.**
ODB: “Seriously, look who we are up against. A team fully of bitches! Maryse is a stuck up bitch, Paige is an emo bitch, Eve is a rich bitch, Taeler Hendrix is a skinny bitch, and Brooke is just a big booty bitch. That means… WITH ME BEING THE BIGGEST BITCH OF THEM ALL, I would say I pretty much have the upper hand in this! Look out ladies I’m coming to get ya! BAM! BAM! BAM! BABY! “
**She was finished talking and went back to her drink, leaving the frame and ending the footage.**
