"oush!!! Argh!!!"
(the man notices the camera and pauses his extreme workout to chat
"hello santino fans!!! We meet again!!! I decides to get some training in before my first match here at EBWF! I sees they put me in a match with two brutes!!! Do they know not know little santino could get hurt? I mean, my face is to pretty yes? But I am sure my outstanding speed will make it impossible for these fat ogres to even hit santino ! Do not fear ladies, I will still be sexy after the match! Tensi? Tense? Ah forget it, I'm a wrestling, not a linguist, what is it with all these weird and random names! Tesnaiear I've never seen a Japanese man that looks like you! I guess you were adopted yes? I expect your parents are fat, redneck bikers yes? And as for Batista, you are just a muscle bound moron, yes? You do not possess the smarts to defeat me! I am faster, cleverer and just better looking than you! I am the next EBWF world champion! I cannot be defeated! I am the best there ever will be!!!
(santino picks up his weights and carries on with his workout)