Bill Murray knocking yo teeth off... Das Crazy!
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Bill Murray knocking yo teeth off... Das Crazy!
He paced back and forth on the backstage area, right in front of the Diva's locker room, would he dare? He reached for the doorknob and held it within his fingers, he turned the doorknob and...
No, of course he wouldn't. He didn't have the guts... Not the guts to respond for his actions, but the guts to take rejection if her tag team partner felt like slamming the door across his face.
Nevertheless he was ready for his match, he had a bandage wrapped around his abdominal region which still hadn't healed from last week's assault... Not only the body was sore, but also the spirit.
How could he have thrusted Maryse? I mean come on, they should teach you at school not to trust anyone with a nice rack. Trent's feelings of loneliness was definitely not new... But now he finally had that blindfold taken off his eyes. Something inside him told him there was a disturbance in the force, but he couldn't see what was exactly going on.
It was despicable that a friend like Curt would end up taking his girlfriend away from him, but what he had done was much worse. Curt Hawkins deserved to be punished, deserves to be punished. As does Maryse... For that to happen Trent and AJ needed to be on top of their game, acting as a team and...
"Wow... This is Crazy"
Trent turned around, darting his eyes at whoever mouthed out those words.
Johathan Coachman: I have been looking for you everywhere and...
Trent?: What did you just said?
Jonathan Coachman: I said that I have been...
Trent?: BEFORE THAT!
Jonathan Coachman: Wow...
Trent?: AFTER THAT!
Jonathan Coachman: This is C...
Trent?: SHADDAPYOFACE!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you dare say any adjectives that remark someone's loss of sanity unless you want Bill Murray to knock your teeth out of your mouth!
Jonathan Coachman: Bill Murray?
Trent?: He's in my knee pads you idiot!
Trent raised one of his knee's, The mighty leader of the Ghostbusters was imprinted upon his knee pads.
Jonathan Coachman: Now that is C...
Trent?: Don't even think about it...
Jonathan Coachman: Anyway Trent-Question Mark.
Trent?: The question mark is actually silent. Anyway, I assume you're here to ask me about tonight?
Jonathan Coachman: Yes.
Trent?: Ask about my thoughts on that slithering slytherin bastard Curt Hawkins and that Hoeski Maryse?
Jonathan Coachman: Yes.
Trent?: Ask on if I have been able to speak to A.J. Lee since we both were assaulted last week?
Jonathan Coachman: Yes.
Trent?: Ask about how my injuries have evolved since last week?
Jonathan Coachman: Yes.
Trent?: I don't know. To all of them. Glad I was able to help you.
Trent? tapped Coachman on the shoulder and walked away.
Jonathan Coachman: Couple of whackjobs!
A primal scream was heard and out of nowhere Trent? introduced Mr. Bill Murray to The Coach's teeth with a vicious gobstopper. Trent? kipped up and looked at Coachman, who seemed to be out cold.
Trent?: I told ya...
Trent? Looked at the Camera...
Trent?: CURT HAWKINS WE COMIN' FO YOU!
Narrator: Trent? NEVER leaves home without Bill Murray, and you shouldn't either.
Trent?: Where the hell have you been? I've had inner thoughts for months and you haven't been there to narrate them!
Narrator: Trent? I'm very sorry... It won't happen again.
Trent?: You bet, cause you're fired! Roll Credits.