Face Myself

[Chloe]

Well, that escalated quickly...

I'm sitting here in my locker room and I'm staring at my own reflection in the mirror. So much has happened these past few months. The world of pro wrestling is a crazy, crazy place. Should I have known better than to get into a relationship with someone in this business? Things are super competitive at all times and they almost always get in the way. Maybe. But Trent Question-Mark? I love 'em. My heart is doing whatever it wants and I can't control it.

Maryse and Curt Hawkins. I don't love them so much. In fact, I kinda hate 'em. My long standing rivalry with Maryse has been going on for...well...a long time. We've been at each others throats since we laid eyes on each other, practically. We're about as opposite as two people could possibly be in almost every conceivable way. But what she helped pull off? She's on my list forever.

And Curt? He's right along with her. I should have known better than to ever trust someone with his history but I gave him a shot. I thought he was my friend. I thought wrong. Glad I stopped myself from letting him get into my pants because that would have complicated things a lot more. He let me down. It hurt.

Everyone calls me crazy. Or looney. Whacko. Bonkers. Psycho. All kinds of things like that. But am I really? I mean, these two people conspired against me and my boyfriend for months because...I dunno why, really. Jealousy? Completely against seeing someone happy? Maybe they're the crazy one's..

Some times my microwave talks to me. It tells me to climb inside! If I am being told correctly their is a portal inside that will take me to a world of pixies and hippo's and butterflies! I'm not so sure. That microwave has a sketchy mustache and his accent is of indeterminable descent...

...Okaaaay. Maybe I am crazy. Maybe I just threw up that whole "geek-girl" thing to hide it. Hide my insecurities. Maryse made me feel insecure. A tall blond chick with big boobs and a French accent probably does that to a lot of girls.

And speaking of big boobs..Kaitlyn. Poor Kaitlyn. She tried to stick with me and help but I lashed out at her. Man, she must hate me. I feel like everyone does sometimes.

Tagging with Trent Question-Mark is gonna be weird. I wonder what he thinks about me...

But there is one thing I don't wonder about. Maryse and Curt tried to hurt me. Badly. And that makes me smile back at my reflection. Because the girl I'm looking at right now is crazy. And she's really going to enjoy making them pay. She's going to enjoy hurting them.

[Brian T]

I lol'd at the microwave bit. Sketchy mustache, indeed.

[Benjamin]

Forgive me for going off topic but did I witness a Brian Thompson sighting?

[Juan Ramirez]

HOLY FUCK! The King of E-Feds.

[Brian T]

Forgive me for going off-off-topic but did I just witness a Benjamin Nichols sighting??

(I'm so sorry, Chloe. Thread hijacking over - I really did love your RP! I'm still the number 1 Buttercup mark!)

[Holly]

Please don't take this the wrong way, but you do crazy really well, lol. I really enjoyed reading this. It was funny and yet had this hint of underlying seriousness that was just perfect. :)

[Benjamin]

I am too used to reading everything on Facebook, so I was slightly upset when I couldn't "like" Juan's comment. :D

Alright I'm done thread hijacking now too!