Christian:
My, my... Guess who's back to your television screens, or computers, if you are dirty people who are too cheap to pay for what they want to see? That's right, it's the one you admire! The one men want to be, and the one women want to be with every single night... The one! The only! The Instant Classic, Christian. But sorry ladies, just like the character in that movie with Liam Neeson, this blond guy is taken!
This actually garners some cheers from the New Jersey crowd, but still boos are audible.
Christian:
And let me just say, it's just WONDERFUL to be here in Rhode Island!
Here's what Christian wanted, the crowd boos him intensely.
Christian:
Seriously though, New York is like the best place to be in right now, and...
Not letting Christian finish, more boos from the Jersey attendance nearly deafen the spectator.
Christian:
Point proven! If you don't have an ass-kisser coming out here and saying how they love New Jersey, and how "Jersey Shore" is the biggest show ever, then you're not happy. Well, guess what, only one good thing has ever come out of New Jersey, and that's Frank Sinatra. And even HE wrote a song about New York!
Now that the crowd decided to boo Christian, he could do what he planned to do, trash the hell out of his opponents.
Christian:
You guys... What do you think about The Miz? Young, talented, cocky, arrogant, loudmouth, annoying, just plain overdone. He's the same thing he's ever been, a brash spoiled brat, even as he panders to you, asswipes, he manages to be an arrogant brat who seems to be unable to just shut his yapper for a single second. He's frustratingly irrelevant, and why the hell he's even on Aftermath is way beyond me, but who am I to disagree with the people upstairs... The point is, he just does not matter.
The crowd begins chanting "Christian Sucks".
Christian:
YOU suck! Next up is the guy who is almost identically the same as The Miz. Except Ted has actually been relevant. You see, Ted is the guy who, by keeping it on the down low, has gotten far in his career. Note that I said "Has Gotten"... Why? Because he won't even make it past this match. Hell, if he wins the match, I'm calling it an official fluke!
The crowd chants "You're a fluke", referring to Christian's latest World Title run.
Christian:
Finally... The real challenge. AJ Styles. Styles is talented, and he knows it. Yet he doesn't make mistakes by becoming complacent or arrogant. That is something that Ted or Miz would do, not Styles.Styles does have one weakness though, a weakness that is easy to explore. The weakness is the fans. He tries to put on a show with spectacular moves to stun them, and hurts himself doing so. I'm just in it to win it. The fans made AJ Styles, and the fans will be his downfall.
Just to annoy Christian, the crowd chants "AJ's gonna kill you", something which Christian decides to ignore.
Christian:
With the really high stakes involved, you'd think that I'm nervous... However, I have nothing to prove. I know I'm good, hell, I know I'm World Championship material. Whether I win or lose, it doesn't matter because my name is already in the history books. But, win or lose, you can be sure that I will do damage. Get. Mad!
With that, Christian left the shot, ending the segment.