| The EBWF house show had just begun. The arena was full of excited EBWF fans as they were in anticipation of what was to come. The lights in the arena go completely out and the video tron flickers a grey static. After a couple of moments color comes to the screen and the image clears. You see a concrete track that is surrounding a field of green freshly cut grass. As the camera pans to the left you see a tower in the distance. There is an officer wearing a blue shirt standing in the tower holding a shot gun. The camera pans to the right again, where you can see a man running on the track. Off in the distance behind him you can see a medal chain fence with 4 rows of barbed wire on the upper half. As the runner rounds the track and gets closer you can see it is new EBWF superstar Drew McIntyre. As McIntyre approaches the camera man he is still running and as he runs by he pushes the camera man slightly. The camera man gets his balance and whips around to see where McIntyre had gone. To the surprise of the camera man McIntyre had stopped running and was now approaching the camera. |
Drew McIntyre - Haven’t you ever heard of the phrase excuse me?! This is my yard! What you got on ya? You are going to have to pay to walk my yard!
Camera Man - Uh… I have a five dollar bill in my wallet. That is it sir.
DM - MONEY!? No, no, no that will not do! We cannot possess currently in here that would put me in violation. I’ll let it slide this time, but if EBWF ever sends you back you better bring something nice with you. Now, I suppose you are here to get my thoughts on my upcoming debut match? | Camera man nods yes. | Well in that case, follow me as I make my normal rounds. | McIntyre starts walking the track. | I thought when I got locked up that I would never have a chance to do what I love to do ever again; wrestle. I heard what Fandango had to say about our match and I’m not going to lie, I was anything but impressed. Fandango, Dingo, half of the rubbish that came out of your mouth was about you wanting to face and beat women. I don’t take kindly to woman beaters. You should have seen what I did to a guy just last year that boasted about beating women. I spend the next whole year in the hole because I was a threat and a danger to anyone and everyone on the yard. This man was 6 foot 5 and weighed over 275 pounds. In other words, you are half the man he is.
| McIntyre sits down on a bench where there is a dumbbell on the ground. He picks up the dumbbell and starts doing curls. |
DM - Not to my surprise Dingo, you did what every opponent of mine is going to do. How predicable! You declared yourself to be better than me because you are a free man and I am a "common criminal”. Keep thinking that, keep underestimating me and attempting to bury me beneath your boot. I know why I am here and I know what I have done. Let me tell you, the only different between me and any person in the EBWF is I got caught! THERE IS NOTHING THAT MAKES YOU BETTER THAN ME! | Drops the dumbbell. | You went on to spew more vile from your mouth when you called me a rat. Dingo, do you have any idea what you are saying when you call me that? That word has a meaning on the streets, but in prison it means something completely different. I have never snitched on anyone or anything. I do not rat people out. I get even with them! And that is what I am going to do to you tomorrow night, Dingo! I am going to leave this proverbial lockup and I am going to make my way to The Bucket where I will be seen as a free man living my dream, yet again, of wrestling in a prominent organization! I, unlike you, have not had everything I ever wanted spoon fed to me! I have earned everything I have ever accomplished.
| The officer in the tower gets on a blow horn and yells that the yard is closed and then plays a siren to get everyone’s attention to get off the yard. |
DM - Gotta go Dingo, but before I do I thought I would let you know that you did say a couple of things that were true. Brute strength, mindless power, homemade shiv. Nah I’m just kidding about the last one my girly dancing friend. However, come tomorrow night, you will experience my brute strength and mindless power. And you will experience your second loss in the EBWF. What a shame, that the great and amazing you is going to get destroyed by me Drew McIntyre, The Uncommon Criminal! Hooroo!
| McIntyre turns away from the camera and starts to jog off the yard towards the upper hill and his housing unit. |
| End |