OOC: Sorry this isn't better. I'm just RPed out.
The EBWF cameras found Trish Stratus coming into the MTS Centre in Winnipeg. She was alone, trailing her rolling luggage behind her. She wore a black fitted t-shirt, jeans and a pair of sunglasses and as she arrived in the arena she was immediately confronted with Josh Matthews who wanted a word with her. She look startled to have a microphone shoved in her face so immediately.
Josh Matthews: Trish! Trish! Congratulations on winning the new EBWF Women's Tag Titles!
Trish Stratus: Yeah, thanks.
Josh Matthews: Trish tonight, you compete in the first round of the Queen of the Ring tournament!
Trish Stratus: Yeah, my name alone should get me in the final four. What's this about?
Josh Matthews: I wanted to know how you felt about your match with Nicole Matthews?
Trish Stratus: I'm sorry? Nicole…who?
Josh Matthews: Nicole Matthews?
Trish Stratus: Nicole Matthews?
Josh Matthews: You do know you have a match against Nicole Matthews?
Trish Stratus: Some pip squeak little stage hand walked up to me last week and told me I had a match on Thursday night with Nicole! Nicole! There's only one Nicole I know of, and that's Nicole Ikeda, and now you're telling me about some… nameless, faceless walking question mark named, Nicole Matthews? Who the hell is that? I thought I was facing Nicole Ikeda!
Josh Matthews: Trish, with all due respect, you do know that Nicole Ikeda isn't a wrestler? She literally doesn't even know how to wrestle.
Trish Stratus: Neither do half these bitches on the roster, that doesn't stop them!
Josh Matthews: So, I take it you have nothing to say about Nicole Matthews?
Trish growled loudly into the microphone and blew past Josh Matthews, realizing only then that their last names were the same and that this was probably some conspiracy against her. If she was kicked out of the Queen of the Ring tournament in the first round that would be an incredible embarrassment to her good name, and she'd have none of it. She was going to study up on this woman, and beat her tonight!
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