Not Laughing

[D.J]

Round 1 was in the books, and "The Game" Triple H had been victorious over Alberto Del Rio. It was a meaningful victory for Hunter, because it proved that he could still hack it inside the squared circle. That his return against CM Punk was more than just a publicity stunt, and that the "Cerebral Assassin" could still be considered a force to be reckoned with. Round 2 was next on the horizon for Triple H, as he would go head to head with Tensai. A man who once held the Breakout Championship, and was known for his crazy antics. Triple H was not much of a laugher, and in the moments prior to this match, one would have to believe Hunter would be dead serious.. one would be right.

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The scene opened up in a dark alley. Trash littered the streets against the two walls, and there was a narrow space in the middle where walking could take place. Against the wall on the viewers right sat Triple H. He wore a black "Cerebral Assassin" T-Shirt and tight fitting blue denim Jeans. His hair was in his face, until he whipped his head back which caused his wet hair to go from his forehead all the way back. Hunter looked extremely focused, and didn't even look at the camera before he spoke.

Triple H: Last week, I did something that at one point, I thought I'd never do again. I won a wrestling match against Alberto Del Rio. But if you think for one single solitary second, that I'm satisfied with that win, if you think that one single win is enough for me, then sadly you've forgotten just who in the hell I am. I am NEVER satisfied with one simple victory, each victory fuels the fire of wanting another, and then another, and then another. That's why this King of the Ring tournament is absolutely perfect for me. It's a chance for me to rattle off win after win, and when it's all over, I will officially be in line for a shot at a Title that I can't WAIT to get my hands on once again. The next speed bump on my fast track to being the EBWF Champion.. is Tensai.

Triple H shook his head and smirked.

Triple H: They are really lining up the big guns for me aren't they? I mean at least Del Rio was intriguing, this Tensai guy is an absolute joke. The comic relief, the fat guy who gets the gag laughs.. but I can promise you this Monday Night nobody in their right state of mind will even crack a smile during our match. All people are going to do for the entire 7-10 minutes it takes for me to dispose of you Tensai, will be to watch mouths agape in horror, as I dismantle each and every one of your 400 pounds into oblivion. I saw your little segment earlier, and it was cute, poking fun at my nose, saying all the god damn things I knew you'd say, because you're just Mr. Comedian, but it's easy to be a tough guy when the camera is rolling and you're by yourself isn't it big guy? It's easy to be a tough guy, when I'm not there to beat some sense into you for acting so irrationally. Now Tensai you've been around this business with a million different names and gimmicks, so you should know what I'm about to tell you is the absolute god damn truth, the last thing you want to do is make me angry. You see, I'm already more than you can handle when I'm in a good mood, but you've seen to it to do your little cutesy act, and poke the tiger in the cage, and that has got to be without a doubt the stupidest thing you could have ever done.. because Tensai, me in a bad mood, is not only more than enough to beat you, but me in a bad mood is the opening of the express lane to the Emergency Room.

Triple H sniffed and wiped his nose before he continued.

Triple H: I'm just not in the mood for jokes or laughs. This is the King of the Ring tournament it's a shot to regain the EBWF Championship, it's not a ticket to watch the Fat Tattooed guy's comedy hour. So when I see you out here making a mockery of our match, making a mockery of me, quite frankly all it makes me want to do is leave your blubbery carcass in the middle of the ring out god damn cold. All it makes me want to do is make a mockery of you, Tensai, but not with jokes and laughs, with the single biggest ass kicking that you've ever endured in your whole damn life. I'm not even sure what you're going for anymore. When you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? Are you proud of the career you've build?

Triple H looked into the camera for the fist time

Triple H: It's a serious question. Are you? I mean you go from being a hairy piece of crap Prince Albert.. to a tattooed piece of crap.. Tensai.. and for me and I think I speak for everyone else watching.. a piece of crap by one name.. is a piece of crap by ANY name. Are you proud of who you are? Are you proud of what you've done here? Or are you ashamed. Ashamed to even look in the mirror, ashamed to reflect on your time spent in this business. If it's the latter... good.. because you should be. What gives you the audacity to talk down to me? Pal.. you can't even hold my jock, what I've build in this company.. in this profession.. is more than your fat tub of lard ass could ever even dream of... and I'll be damned if I do ANYTHING to add to what should be lower than low self esteem, by letting you earn a victory over me. It's not fathomable.. it's not possible.. it can't happen.. it WON'T HAPPEN. Tensai, incase you've been living under a rock for the past 15 years, incase you know NOTHING about the business that signs your checks.. I will tell you that Monday Night.. you will go up against the greatest professional wrestler to ever lace up a pair of god damn wrestling boots, you will go up against The King of Kings, the Cerebral Assassin, THE GAME.. and I can tell you.. NO.. I can PROMISE you.. that as sure as I am sitting here.. as sure as I am breathing.. that it will be a GAME.. on Monday Night.. that you CAN'T. WIN.

Triple H began to laugh maniacally to himself.

Triple H: And I can't wait.. I can't wait to wipe that stupid smirk off your chubby cheeks. I can't wait to put you in the place that you should NEVER step out of. I can't wait to remind you.. WHO YOU ARE around here.. and WHO YOU ARE around here.. is NOBODY.. you're a nothing.. you're a hack.. you're somebody that when the rest of us look at you.. we feel better about ourselves. We look at you in our lowest of moments, and say "well at least we're not Tensai.. it could be a lot worse." You don't seem to realize that THAT is your role here.. that THAT is your identity. You're not funny.. you're not entertaining.. and you DAMN sure aren't a threat to ANYONE in the ring.. LET ALONE, ME. Monday Night will be a mismatch unlike any other that has ever been seen in this company. Monday Night will be a massacre, a slaughter, an absolute beat down. Monday Night will be yet another reminder that getting in my way is not only a bad idea.. but IT IS SUICIDE. Monday Night, when I defeat Tensai in the middle of the ring, I get one step closer to becoming this year's King of the Ring.. which means I get one step closer to becoming the EBWF World Heavyweight Champion.. and I welcome ANYONE of the superstars in the back to try and prove me wrong.. go ahead.. ANYONE.. go ahead Tensai Monday Night, show me otherwise.. I dare you.. because if you honestly go into Monday Night with a can do, I can win attitude, not only is it going to leave you extremely disappointed.. it's going to leave you HURT.. because Tensai come Monday Night.. for you...it's..

GAME. OVER.

Triple H laughed sadistically into the camera as the scene cut out to static.

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