A Quick Kite From The Uncommon Criminal

[Brian W.]

| Scene opened up showing a bland grey brick wall. On the wall there was random words written in marker and scratched on with something sharp. The camera turned to show the face of EBWF superstar Drew McIntyre. It was the first time in a while McIntyre had been seen by EBWF fans and he looked to be worn out and defeated. His eyes were empty and he had black bags under each of them. His hair looked greasy and dingy. He supported a beard that looked like he had not shaven in at least a couple of months. He sat the camera up on his desk and walks away from the camera sitting down on his bunk. He looked at the camera while he moved the hair out of his face. |

Drew McIntyre - *Laughs to himself* Look who is back! It’s your favorite uncommon criminal! I bet you have been wondering where I have been? No? Well… I didn’t expect to hear that. | McIntyre paused for a couple of moments to collect some thoughts. | This is my first day back. My first day back in this glorious shit hole I call a home! I have spent the last month in ICU for losing my temper. Not just losing my temper, but also for assaulting a Corrections Officer. I heard from a little birdy, a beautiful little birdy, that while Kruger was in here walking on MY yard that he talked to an officer. I was told this officer was supposed to treat me great. To motivate me! Try to build me up, so I could be tore down! Well guess what? If you went and asked Sgt. Madison how he is feeling right now he wouldn’t be able to answer. He may squeal or grunt. But no words will come out of his torn windpipe! If I had it my way that Jessie wouldn’t be on this Earth anymore! | Again McIntyre paused. | I have not forgotten Leo. I still have you on my mind. I still will get my revenge! Nobody walks on this yard without my permission! Especially some baby like you! | McIntyre got up and walked towards the camera. He picked the camera up and then sat down in a chair at his desk. He brought the camera up to his face and showed a piece of paper sitting on his desk with writing on it. | When I got out of the ICU I was weak. Hell, I am still weak now. But that is about to change in the near future…

| McIntyre put the camera down beside the paper on his desk. The camera now only saw McIntyre leaning over the paper writing on it with a sharpened pencil. |

Drew McIntyre – Remember that little birdy I spoke about? Well I am actually writing her now. I bumped in to her once a while ago and was shocked when I heard from her. Even more surprised when I heard from her and she was trying to help. I can’t remember the last time someone tried to help me with MY best interests in mind. But like I said, things are changing. Now more than ever! I am going from feeling like a weak old man, to feeling mighty, mighty powerful.

| McIntyre picked the piece of paper up and folded it a couple times and placed it in an envelope. He wrote a name and address on the envelope and then walked out of the view of the camera. He continued talking while being out of camera view. |

Drew McIntyre – This letter will get sent out tonight. This means in a couple of days she will be getting my letter. She will know how she made me feel. She will know what I am thinking. Speaking of what I am thinking… | McIntyre picked up the camera and held it in his face. | I am thinking the EBWF locker room will be seeing a lot of Drew McIntyre here pretty soon. Enjoy the silence while it lasts.

| McIntyre placed the camera down on the desk and hit the power button to turn the camera off. |

| Fin |

[Ashlee]

I liked this. Very intrigued by the letter! :D

What does ICU stand for in prison world? It just makes me think of hospitals.

[Brian W.]

It's the same in a prison as it is in a hospital. Just the only place where nurses are staffed full time to keep an eye on guys and stuff.