Car Pool

[D.J]

OOC: Hey guys haven't written a piece in awhile. Hope you guys have as much fun reading it as I did writing it. Good luck Chloe!

Just when she thought that she had a handle on things, the EBWF writers threw a devastating curve ball at Layla El. Rather than allow Layla to continue to valet her off screen boyfriend Mike Mizanin, EBWF writers have opted to give Mike some time off. Leaving Layla solo, or so you would think. In one fine swoop of a main event at Aftermath, Layla went from managing her man to being kidnapped and forced against her will to manage.. of all people.. Kaientai. It was certainly a shock to the EBWF universe, and send Layla's character in a completely different direction. Though the aftermath of.. Aftermath.. was the stuff Layla had been waiting for. The shocking events that transpired at the Pay-Per-View, followed by the very entertaining segment with the two Japanese stars on the following Warfare, left EBWF fans very intrigued as to what was going to be next for Miss El, and that's all she had ever wanted. With her Sky High Championship Match against Daffney on the horizon, Layla would be back in action this coming Monday against the former champion Jamilia Craft, Trilogy or no Trilogy, Miz or no Miz, Layla was two victories away from being VERY relevant in the female division of the EBWF.

The scene opened at The Staples Center as fans were filing out of the Lakers/Thunder match-up disheartened by another Laker loss, putting the series at 3 games to 1. The camera zoomed in from a distance on what first seemed like any old couple, but when the camera got closer it became clear on who it was. Walking hand and hand exiting the Staples Center was Mike Mizanin and Layla El. Mike wore a purple Kobe Bryant jersey with blue jeans and a white polo hat. Layla wore a white Kobe Bryant and blue capris.

Mike Mizanin: Another 4th quarter collapse. I thought I was done with those when I stopped rooting for the Cavs.

Layla smiled.

Layla El: Little did you know Lebron would get traded, and the Cavs would no longer ever have a lead to blow in the 4th quarter.

Mike looked a little offended, it was clear he still wished the Cavs weren't a humongous joke. He looked at her and spoke sarcastically.

Mike Mizanin: Oh HA. HA.

Layla El: Don't worry though babe, the Lakers aren't done yet, and I still had a really nice time tonight. Thank you for taking me!

She kissed him on the cheek and Mike smiled. He had been enjoying his time off from the EBWF. He had been in some rigorous matches over the past several months, and after his most recent loss to AJ Styles his body had started to shut down. Some time to recover was just what the doctor, or in this case the EBWF, had ordered. It was evident that with both he and Brian Kendrick taking some time off, it would give the company the chance to develop some other superstars. This is always needed to keep a sports entertainment company fresh, on this night both Mike and Layla looked relaxed and happy.

Mike Mizanin: You're very welcome, I still don't get why they had to come though.

Mike and Layla were now outside of the stadium and walking towards their car in the parking lot. In all their conversation they seemingly misplaced the people they had come to the game with.

Layla El: Where'd they go?

Mike Mizanin: I could have sworn they were right behind us.

The camera zoomed out and two figures began running towards Mike and Layla in the parking lot. As they got closer the camera made out that the figures were Taka Michinoku and Sho Funaki. They were both in Kevin Durant jerseys, apparently they didn't get the memo that people in LA rooted for the Lakers.

Mike Mizanin: There you guys are! Where'd you go?

Taka stepped forward and began mouthing words, nothing was heard. Taka looked up and then he looked at Funaki. Funaki and Taka both shrugged. I guess when it wasn't a segment for EBWF, Taka just didn't have much to say. Mike looked at Layla with a shit eating grin on his face.

Mike Mizanin: I kind of like them like this.

Layla giggled. She then turned to Kaientai.

Layla El: You had us worried sick! What do you have to say for yourself?!

Taka flailed his arms wildly and again mouthed words. Once again nothing was heard. Taka turned to Funaki, who pointed at Layla and Mike. He mouthed words as well, and nothing was heard. They both looked up to the sky very frustrated that their voice overs seemed to be taking a nap. Mike and Layla could not stop laughing.

Mike Mizanin: Silent treatment huh?! Well we'll just see what happens when we get home, young..ish..men. Unless you want to apologize right now.

Taka bowed and was mouthing words but once again nothing was heard. Finally, he took a white flag out of the back of his pants and waved it to the sky. Seemingly giving up hope that a voice over would be heard. Mike, Layla, Taka, and Funaki made their way towards a black Lexus. Taka and Funaki got in the backseat first. Just before Layla and Mike got in, Layla spoke softly to Mike.

Layla El: Hey babe, if we ever do have kids, let's make it so they aren't 40 year old Japanese men. Sound good?

Mike Mizanin: Indeed.

Mike and Layla got into the car, closed the doors behind them, and drove off as the scene faded to black.

The scene reopened to the EBWF logo. We were outside of a day care. A mother held her son's hand as they walked into the building. A beat up station wagon drove into the scene and parked right in front of the building. The camera zoomed into the hood of the car, it was there that a large blue decal that read "EVIL MOBILE" was found. Funaki got out out of the passenger side and closed the door behind him. He was wearing a white t shirt that had a milk carton on it with Jamilia Crafts face inside of it, and black pants. Layla got out of the back seat wearing the same shirt in a much smaller size, and she donned blue Jeans. Finally Taka Michinoku. He wore the same t-shirt as well, and blue pants. Taka, got out of the driver's side at which time his door broke off of the car. Taka looked at the door, and then up at Funaki. He began to mouth words between laughing motions.

Taka: (voice over) HAH! I meant to do that! Even doors aren't safe around Kaientai!

Funaki craned his head around the front of the car to see the door on the ground. He then ran over and kicked the door with a swift boot. He looked at Taka who had a goofy smile on his face.

Funaki: (voice over) INDEED!

Taka and Funaki both looked at Layla. Layla did not look amused, she shrugged her shoulders as if to say "what?" Taka and Funaki both stared at her with goofy grins on their faces. Finally Layla mouthed the words what, but for some reason her voice was inaudible. Instead a high pitched girly voice over was heard. Once it started Layla stood mouth closed glaring at Kaientai.

Layla: (voice over) So true boys! Car doors are weak! Real men drive around with no door at all! I'm beyond impressed that you had the pure strength to rip the door off the Evil-Mobile. You are both dreamy.

Taka and Funaki looked at each other, and then back at Layla. Taka waved his hand toward Layla, as if she had flattered him.

Taka: (voice over) Stop it, I mean it, quit it, OK keep going.

Funaki was excited for more compliments as well.

Funaki: (voice over) INDEED!

Layla continued to give them both the death stare, and shook her head in disbelief.

Layla: (voice over) I mean it! You are both incredibly talented and being here is a dream come true. All the other divas in the back are jealous that I even get to talk to you, let alone hang out with you all the time, and go on crazy adventures like this one.. and when I say crazy I mean AWES...great.. I mean great. Awesome is a stupid word, and only stupid people use it.

Funaki looked at Taka and nodded as if to say "that's true."

Funaki: (voice over, matter of factly) Indeed.

Layla looked up to the sky, with an expression that said "anything else?" Her mouth remained shut.

Layla: (voice over) On top of all that, don't even get me started on how smart you both are. This plan to come to this daycare and look for my toddler of an opponent Jamilia Craft for Monday's match at Warfare, just plain genius. If we didn't come here, and take Jamilia with us she might not be able to make the match, because I heard her parents work nights, and she'd have nobody to drive her there!

Taka and Funaki started to pantomime laughter. Nothing was heard so they both stopped. Five seconds later laughter ensued, and Taka and Funaki quickly acted to catch up to the sounds. Taka took a step towards Layla, as did Funaki.

Taka: (voice over) Great point Layla! However, if we are unsuccessful in finding her today, we could always send her a big wheel to ride to the stadium! That way she would make your match, just in time for you to beat her so bad that you should be arrested for child abuse. You will of course not be arrested, because we are by your side, and police.. much like everyone else.. are terrified of KAIENTAI!

Funaki brimmed with pride.

Funaki: (voice over) INDEED!

Layla rolled her eyes.

Layla: (voice over) MY HEROES!

Taka smiled that same goofy smile. He then patted Funaki on the shoulder and started to make their way towards the Day Care. Layla reluctantly followed them.

Taka: (voice over) LET THE SEARCH BEGIN!

All 3 of them entered the day care. There were dozens of children playing on a mat with their toys alongside several adult supervisors. Seconds after entering Taka looked like he had spotted a major clue. He pointed and his mouth moved rapidly.

Taka: (voice over) A-HA! There she is!

The camera zoomed in on a box of "Kraft" Macaroni and Cheese. Funaki walked over grabbed the box and shook his head no.

Funaki: (voice over) NO C!

Funaki pointed to the K in the spelling of "Kraft."

Taka: Very true Funaki, easy mistake. We can't get discouraged by this false alarm. The search continues!

Funaki went from somber to once again invigorated by this whole process.

Funaki: (voice over, excited) INDEED!

Layla couldn't help but let out a little bit of a smile. Only in a segment with Kaientai could Jamilia Craft being mistaken for a box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese be classified as an "easy mistake." Just as she was starting to almost enjoy these antics, her voice over startled her, and the annoyance kicked back in.

Layla: (voice over) True that this isn't her, but it might as well be! Much like Kraft Mac and Cheese, I eat superstars like Jamilia Craft for lunch!

Taka and Funaki looked like a couple of middle school boys in a sex ed class. They started to pantomime giggling, which was heard seconds later.

Taka: (voice over, through giggles) Layla what you do in the privacy of your own home is none of our business.

Funaki: (voice over, through giggles) INDEED.

Layla connected the dots in her head, and looked absolutely disgusted. She began to yell at them, but once again words were not heard coming out of her mouth.

Layla: (voice over) Oh no guys! I will eat her up at Warfare too! It won't just be in the privacy of my own home!

Layla looked up disgusted with a look that could have been that of her boyfriend, right before, he let out a patented "really?" Taka and Funaki pantomimed more boisterous laughter, that was heard once again way off cue.

Taka: (voice over, through laughter) Now THAT would be some GOOD TV!

Funaki: (voice over, through laughter) INDEED!

Layla was furious she folded her arms, and was hating her life at this moment in time.

Layla: (voice over) I couldn't agree more! Jamilia Craft is going to wish she never stepped foot in the ring with me. If she makes it to the ring on Monday despite it being a school night, I'm going to make it so she can't eat Mac and Cheese or anything else for that matter for a very long time!

Taka looked concerned.

Taka: (voice over) But Layla.. if she can't eat anything.. how is that fair to you?

Taka and Funaki both started cracking up laughing once again, and the sounds of laughter quickly followed suit. A couple of heads started popping up from the people in the day care who were essentially extras at the moment, smiles were seen on the faces of some people, Layla was not one of them.

Layla: (voice over) Oh you guys! Don't worry about me, I'll be just fine! After I get done with Jamilia Craft I will be moving on to Daffney at Death Before Dishonor!

Taka: (voice over) You hussy!

Funaki: (voice over) INDEED!

More laughter actions, more off cue laughter. Taka waved Funaki off, it was now time to get serious.

Taka: (voice over) Kidding aside! We came in here for one reason, and that was to find your opponent Jamilia Craft. Day Care is the natural place to look, because if she's not here, there are several children her age that might be able to tell us where she is. The last thing we want is for you to win by a forfeit. Winning by forfeit is for sissy's. Unless of course the opponent forfeits because they are afraid to fight you, but with the opponent not showing up because they aren't old enough to drive.. sissy.

Funaki: (voice over, blunt.) Sissy.

Layla had had enough she once again tried to voice her disgust. Once again nothing was heard, it was like she was the little mermaid after Ursula took her voice away. (who said a Little Mermaid reference couldn't be made in a RP?)

Layla: Why don't we go over there and ask the man behind the desk! He looks like he's in charge around here, if Jamilia was here, he'd know it.

In classic Kaientai fashion, Taka and Funaki scoffed at this idea.

Taka: (voice over) HAH! That was a TERRIBLE idea. What we are going to do is.. go ask that man behind the desk! He looks like he's in charge around here, if Jamilia was here, he'd know it.

Layla rolled her eyes, she was now offended by Taka's voice over undermining her voice over, she was annoyed for two separate people.

Layla: (voice over) What a great idea! Taka's so smart, isn't he Funaki?

Funaki shook his head rapidly.

Funaki: (voice over) INDEED!

Taka, Funaki, and Layla all made their way over to the front desk. A man who looked to be in his 30's of average build and glasses, sat behind the desk. He wore a name tag that said "Hello My Name Is: Mike"

Taka: (voice over) Greetings.

Taka looked down at his name tag.

Taka: (voice over) Mike. Psh. Mike what a stupid name.

Layla: (voice over) INDEED.

Funaki looked at Layla annoyed that she stole his line.

Taka: Mike we are looking for somebody and we are hoping that you might be able to help us. If you don't help us, we are hoping that you will try not to whine too much while we tear you limb from limb and feed you to the birds. Whining is for pansies.

Funaki: (voice over) INDEED!

Mike was extremely confused 1.) As to where the voices were coming from and 2.) Why Taka's was threatening him. He kept his cool.

Mike: OK, who are you guys looking for?

Taka pointed to Layla's t shirt, even though he and Funaki were wearing the same one.

Taka: (voice over) Her name is Jamilia Craft. She's 4 years old, and somehow is a professional wrestler in the EBWF. Talk about violation of Child Labor Laws.. which we care nothing about, because violating laws is one of the things that makes us incredibly EVIL, Mike.

Funaki: (voice over) INDEED.

The nerdy, creepy side of Mike came out. He stared at the picture on Layla's t shirt.

Mike: Let me just take a long and hard look at the picture on your chest there, sweetie.

Layla quickly realized that this creep was just getting a free excuse to stare at her breasts. She covered up with her hands. Taka looked horrified.

Taka: (voice over) I believe that it was hard, Mike, but long?

Funaki held his index finger and thumb very close together.. he pointed at Mike.

Funaki: (voice over) YOUR WEE WEE!

Layla had to smile at this. Kaientai was seemingly defending her against this guy who had been undressing her with his eyes, by insulting him.

Mike: Whatever, you guys are crazy. That girl does not go to this day care. She looks like she's at least 16 years old. Much to old for us.

Taka: (voice over) You really are a sicko aren't you Mike?

Mike's words had been misconstrued, but before he could explain himself, Funaki cut him off.

Funaki: (voice over) INDEED.

Taka: (voice over) Let's get out of here. Consider yourself lucky this time Mike.

Funaki had to express that he had Taka's back.

Funaki: (voice over) INDEED!

Taka and Funaki pointed to their eyes and then took those two fingers and pointed them towards Mike, as if to say "I'm watching you." Mike shook his head still confused about everything except for the fact he enjoyed looking at Layla's rack. Taka, Funaki, and Layla made their way outside. A small smirk formed on Layla's face, as far as her mouth, still closed.

Layla: (voice over) That guy Mike might have been lucky that you guys didn't feed him to the birds, but Jamilia Craft won't be so lucky. She recently lost her Sky High Championship, and I'm sure she threw a temper tantrum about it. She might have even gotten so angry that she got grounded. Unfortunately for her two weeks with nothing to eat and drink but bread and water and no TV is going to seem like a day in paradise, compared to the beating I'm going to give her this Monday Night. I'm not the number one contender for Daffney sky high championship because I'm good at dodge ball.. though I am good at dodge ball.

The camera cut to Funaki and zoomed in to his forehead that now had a band aid on it.

Funaki: (voice over) Indeed.

Layla now had a smile on her face. They had got her. She finally stopped pouting, and got goofy. She pointed at the camera and began to mouth her words.

Layla: (voice over) I'm the number one contender for the Sky High Championship because I'm one dangerous chick. If you don't believe me then tune in on Monday Night. If you had any doubts as to whether or not I will become the new champion at Death before Dishonor, I will squash them like a bug, when I pulverize the longest reigning Sky High Champion of all time. Jamilia knows me, she knows that I've always been hard nosed, I've always been tough, and I've always been very "good" in the ring.. but what she doesn't know.. and what she will find out Monday.. is that I've changed. Though the fact I was very "good" in the ring made me tough to beat.. I will now be impossible to beat due to the fact that that "good".. has now and forever been replaced by 100 percent PURE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLL

Layla scrunched her face up as "EVIL" was heard. She smiled and seemed to really have fun with it. The camera cut to Taka and Funaki. Taka was wiping tears from his eyes like a proud father as was Funaki. Taka looked at Funaki as did Layla. Taka elbowed Funaki hard which made him spring to life. Point at the camera and "speak" for 15-20 seconds before we heard.

Funaki: (voice over) INNNNNNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEED!!!

Taka, Funaki and Layla made their way back into the "Evil Mobile." Before Layla got in, she walked around and kicked the door that had fallen onto the ground much like Funaki did earlier. She was now part of the group, god help her. The Evil Mobile AKA Station Wagon rolled away as the scene faded to black.

[Will]

Great work bro. Good comedy throughout the piece. Layla is definitely Evilllllll now.