The dressing rooms of classic rock star's were wild and out of control and the dressing room of 3MB was no different. The greatest band in the history of the world were having their fill of booze and women and Michael Cole looked extremely out of place amongst all of the festivities.
Michael Cole: Ladies and gentleman, I am here backstage in the locker room..
All three members of the band shot glares in the direction of the interviewer and the music blaring in the background suddenly stopped.
Michael Cole: Excuse me. I am here backstage in the DRESSING ROOM of the "multi-media, hard rock extravaganza" known as 3MB.
The music began to suddenly play again as if by some force of magic. Or some force of rock.
Heath Slater: THREEEEE EMMMMM BEEEEE, BAY-BAAAAAAAY! WOOO!
Michael Cole: After a successful debut for front man Heath Slater we once again get a chance to see the lead singer in action.
Heath Slater: That's right! I'm gonna rock Randy Orton's FACE OFF and become the new World Champion!
Michael Cole: Randy Orton? World Champion?
Heath Slater: That's right! Ya heard me! I won my debut and now it's time for my big title SHOT! I hope Randy Orton's prepared because I'm gonna knock his teeth out!
Michael Cole: Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second here. Your debut was impressive but you haven't been granted a World Title match. Your match is against Chris Sabin.
Heath Slater: WHAT?! Chis Sabin?!
Slater tossed his sunglasses off and ran his hands through his hair in disbelief. He paced back and forth for a moment before he began to play air guitar. A spirited, impassioned, air guitar playing session.
Drew McIntyre: Now ya've done it!
Michael Cole: Done..what? I'm confused.
Drew McIntyre: He's going to stand their and play air guitar until he gets a World Title match! Heath! HEATH!
McIntyre waved a hand in front of Heath's face but it was no use. He was lost in a world where only air guitar existed. Drew pointed a finger at the camera.
Drew McIntyre: SABIN! I hope you're ready for a beating of a lifetime!
Mahal rose from the leather sofa he had been sitting on and rose a fist to the sky.
Jinder Mahal: Sabin's suffering shall be legendary and when it is all said and done he shall never look at the world with the same eyes again.
Drew McIntrye: You heard what he said! Now get out!
3MB's designated, muscle bound bouncer roughly escorted the interviewer out of the dressing room and slammed the door closed.
Encore Performance
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Re: Encore Performance
I can't imagine Heath Slater, or anyone for that matter, air guitaring for a purpose and not laugh.