The inside of the arena where this week's Warfare will be held was completely pitch black. But very slowly blue colored lights began to flicker to life on the entrance ramp and it began resemble a runway. Those lights all led to a face that was unfamiliar to the EBWF audience. A man with platinum blonde hair tied back into a ponytail and well tanned skinned. His strange ensemble consisted of a vest made of white fur, purple colored, sparkly tights and boots covered in white tassels. He held a phone in his hand which held all of his attention. The image that he was staring at was of himself and it was also being broadcasted on the 'tron hanging above him in glorious HD.
Tyler Breeze: "My name is Tyler Breeze and I am the most super good looking piece of gorgeousness you will ever see."
Even as he spoke his eyes never left his own reflection in his phone.
Tyler Breeze: "If it isn't abundantly clear..I am a model and I am here for only one reason. To rid the EBWF of every last ugly wrestler that steps out of their dungeon and down into the ring. You may call it the..Save The Uggos Tour: 2014 edition."
He pursed his lips and ever so lightly quirked a brow.
Tyler Breeze: "My first stop begins with..Carlito."
Tyler ran a hand through his hair to make sure each inch was perfectly swept back before continuing.
Tyler Breeze: "If I woke up and I had a face like Carlito I would..well..I can't even picture something so nightmarish. Not even in my wildest dreams could I ever be that ugly."
He sharply turned his head to the right and struck a facial pose. And then to the left. It didn't seem to matter since he believed that every said was his good side.
Tyler Breeze: "Carlito and that sad excuse for a hairstyle, that rat infested nest of gross, is going to find out that not only am I ridiculously good looking..but I also am the greatest talent to ever grace a mat. Feast your eyes on my absolute stunning good looks for a few more moments."
Breeze slowly ran a finger along his cheekbone to allow the audience to gaze upon his looks.
Tyler Breeze: "Enough. That's all you get. Tyler Breeze..is leaving..the building."
The King of Selfies turned and suddenly disappeared back through the curtain as the lights shut off with his disappearance.
The Arrival of Gorgeous
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Juan Ramirez
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