I WANNA ROCK

[Skyler]

It was often that someone celebrated after a loss but the members of rock super group 3MB were not exactly normal. A bar in Jacksonville, Florida was filled to the brim with the intoxicated and the slowly becoming intoxicated who were all suddenly becoming fans of the trio. Buying an entire establishment liquor will help that along. Everybody was into 3MB. Metal heads, ladies, non-metal heads, shapely ladies, business men, tall ladies, hip-hop fans and ladies.

"3MB! 3MB! 3MB!"

Chants broke out. Drew McIntyre stood on a pool table playing slow chords on his air guitar with a cigarette hanging from his mouth and a leather cowboy hat resting on his head. Heath downed a big bottle of bourbon while spinning in a stool at the bar. Jinder casually, and without looking, handed waitress cash to keep the beer flowing while not even looking as they passed. And somewhere Renee Young was in the middle of all of this.

Renee Young: 3MB..uh..anyone of you..hoping to get a word with you guys about your match against..

Heath Slater: THREEEEE-EM-BEEEEEEE, BABY!!!

Heath sprung to his feet without warning.

Heath Slater: Renee! Have you heard the reviews for our unreleased single?!

Drew dropped down from the pool table.

Drew McIntyre: "Such raw, unrelenting beauty caressed my soul like fingertips running across my spine. The power, the genius, the immeasurable talent which escapes from this porous CD can easily overwhelm you without proper preparation. Teams of NASA scientists could spend hundreds of years attempting to discover the meaning behind Heath's words, but nobody is intelligent enough to properly do so except Thom himself and his alter-ego, Jesus Christ." THAT IS WHAT'S BEING SAID!

Renee Young: Wait..someone said that about a single that isn't released yet?

Jinder Mahal: That's. How. Amazing it is, Renee. And that's not even giving this masterpiece the sufficient praise it deserves.

Heath Slater: It's like having saints pee liquid gold into your ears! WOOO!

Renee stood down right lost by all the chaos going on around her.

Renee Young: That's..wow. That's really something. All of that praise aside, it seems odd that you are all in such jovial mood's after what happened at Warfare.

Heath Slater: What happened at Warfare?! What happened at Warfare was that 3MB finally BROKE INTO AMERICA! Did you hear those people chanting for us?! They LOVED 3MB!

Drew McIntyre: We're the biggest band in the world, Renee! Do you want to be one of our groupies?! Come back to our tour bus and do a few lines with us!

Heath Slater: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Jinder Mahal: DREW! NO!

McIntyre held up his hands in innocence.

Drew McIntyre: I was just asking!

Now that Renee had shaken off being offered heavy drugs she shook it off and put on her interviewer boots. Interviewing rain boots that were required to get through the storm of pure rock that was 3MB..

Renee Young: Well, uh, that explains that. But what are your thoughts on your match with Rated RKO? The biggest match in your short EBWF career thus far. A handicap match against a former World Champion in Edge and current World Champion in Randy Orton. Not only would a victory there be a huge accomplishment but the Tag Team Titles would also be included.

Heath Slater: Randy Orton has been ducking me from the moment 3MB arrived. He's scared! He can't handle us! He probably sits at home, with his pomeranian, probably named "Baxter" or something, and listens to Savage Garden or T rain or something. Well, guess what! He can't duck me any more and I am going to rock HIS FACE CLEAN OFF!

Drew McIntyre: And look at Edge. He used to be the Rated R Superstar. But now look at 'em! He's a sell out! He cut his hair! He looks like a stay at home dad! Where's all the women, Edge? Where' all the sex and debauchery, huh? Do you even know what debauchery means?! Is the ROCK AND ROLL too loud for you?!

Jinder Mahal: Edge and Randy Orton call themselves the greatest team in EBWF history. It's a shame that no one has ever told that NO TWO MEN CAN DEFEAT ALL OF 3MB.

The signature hand symbol of the hand was held high towards the ceiling for all the world to see by all three members. Renee nodded as this seemed to be a very good place to end the interview after that joined statement.

Drew McIntyre: So, Renee, you were interested in doing some coke, right?

Jinder Mahal: DREW!

Heath Slater: Drew! C'mon, man! Stop talking about doing coke in front of the camera's!

Drew McIntrye: What?! WHAT?! I'm just asking!

The intrepid little blonde used this moment to quickly slip out of the bar.

[Chloe]

My turn to comment on everything!

Coke fiend Drew McIntyre may be the best gimmick of all time.