FAN SERVICE. The scene began on one of the many beaches in Florida where they newly brunette Kaitlyn could be found lounging underneath the shade of an umbrella in a teal colored bikini. Her eyes were closed but also covered by a pair of sunglasses. A shadow began to loom over her and a face slowly slid over her own.
A.J. Lee: HIYA!
The shock and the sudden sound of a loud voice that brought her crashing out her slumber surprised Kaitlyn and she quickly shot up. Standing beside her umbrella was the woman she had very tumultuous friendship with: A.J. Lee. The little firecracker wiggled a few fingers to serve as a greeting while idly twirling one of her dark colored pigtails.
Kaitlyn: Oh my god. Where did you come from?
A.J. Lee: I've been watching you sleep.
Kaitlyn pulled off her sunglasses and her eyes were understandably huge with both shock and confusion.
A.J. Lee: Never mind that! I'm here because--
Kaitlyn: I know. We have a match with The Beautiful People. I got a little bit of revenge against Velvet but--
A.J. Lee: NO! Who cares about them?! I can beat them by myself! That's NOT what I'm here to talk to you about.
Kaitlyn: You're...not? I'm afraid to ask, but, what ARE you here for then?
A.J. Lee: I'm here because you I have yet to receive your wedding gift in mail. Do you know what that makes you? A REALLY crummy friend! Probably the worst anyone has ever had!
Kaitlyn: A.J....you don't even have a date scheduled yet.
A.J. Lee: Don't try and defend yourself and your heinous actions. You're uninvited!
Kaitlyn: I'm one of the bridesmaid's! I'm...THE only bridesmaid!
A.J. Lee: Pftttt. HAH! Who told you that you were going to be a bridesmaid? You were the flower girl and now you're not even that! Zilch! Zero! Nothing, got it?
Kaitlyn: ..The..flower..girl?!
Kaitlyn began to tense up and she rose to her feet with her fists clenched.
A.J. Lee: I understand that you're jealous 'cause I'm getting married in what is going to be an amazing ceremony that the entire world will be talking about for years to come. Totally get it! Trent is going to all over me and his feral moans are going to be going NUTS!
Kaitlyn: ...Pheromones?
A.J. Lee: That's what I SAID! He's always like "do what you want with my body, bb". I'm Lady Gaga and he's R.Kelly.
Kaitlyn: He's...R.Kelly? So he...
A.J. Lee: No. NO!
A.J. waved her hands about in protest with a look of terror on her face while Kaitlyn slowly raised a brow.
A.J. Lee: These are things you don't have to worry about because YOUR boyfriend can't even get on television. And he has a dumb beard.
Kaitlyn: You know what...?
Kaitlyn leaned in closer with her eyes narrowed.
Kaitlyn: You. Are. Completely. Absolutely. Out of your mind.
A.J.'s head quickly contorted to the side and she began to gnaw on the shading umbrella like a rabid little animal in anger.
Kaitlyn: ...Case in point. I've tried to be a good friend, I've tried to be there for you but I'm tired of you talking to me like I'm dirt. I'm not in your wedding? Okay. While you're at it, since you said you could, why don't you beat both of The Beautiful People BY YOURSELF.
A.J. Lee: ...Oh. I get it. I see. You want...to pull all of this right before my wedding. OKAY. GREAT.
A.J.'s breathing started to pick up like she was on verge of hyperventilating.
A.J. Lee: I was just kidding! I wanted you to shape up so you could be a HUGE part of my wedding! But you just stomped all over my big, huge heart that is always overflowing with love and passion. I don't need you! I CAN beat The Beautiful People by myself! Who needs you anyway?! I'll go buy a pet goldfish, give it a dye job and teach it how to do a spear! Me and the goldfish, who I will name BETTER KAITLYN, will go out and beat the Tag Champs! Just watch and see!
Kaitlyn: FINE! Let the goldfish put up with your psychotic episodes!
A.J. Lee: Hold the cheese and pepperoni! George W. Bush milked The Backstreet Boys at his bar Mitzvah! It's a sexy Hebrew hello!
One of those alleged "psychotic episodes" and A.J.'s gave a twitch after spouting that little pearl of wisdom.
Kaitlyn: ...Right. You have fun.
Waving her hands of the entire situation, Kaitlyn scooped up her beach towel and stormed off.
A.J. Lee: GO! See if I care! I'll show you! I'll show everybody! I'm a super genius and I've got PLANS!
A.J. pulled down one of her eyelids, let her tongue dangle out and released a hearty "BLEEEH!" before stomping off in the opposite direction.
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