OOC: That's right, I'm back, I just couldn't stay away. This time around, I bring you a new Christian. Also, the terrible, terrible rapping is now a thing. Good luck to Miles, and it's great to be back.
The man who nobody expected to return to EBWF has done just that. Christian, the Toronto native left EBWF, due to a burned out feeling, and decided that it would be best for business if he just let the younger guys take his spot. But he just couldn't stay away, and he had to return to the one place he could always call home, the one place that appreciated his efforts. Christian had to return to EBWF.
Christian was sitting alone in his home, wearing a black turtleneck shirt, and regular blue jeans, lying on the couch, and watching TV on his oversized and rather overpriced flatscreen, but "The Real Housewives" was definitely not a show worth the money, so Captain Charisma turned the TV off. He walked to the 2nd floor, and entered a big room full of wrestling memorabilia from his past. Since pictures from his days in WWF to his most recent years, with pictures of his latest title win. He looked around, picking up random objects. In a frame he had a picture of him and Lita when they won the EBWF Tag Team Championships back in 2002. The memories came flooding back to him, and suddenly he knew that he just couldn't stay away from the business. Christian then looked at the camera, acknowledging its presence, and began to speak whilst looking at it.
** Christian **
Hi, I'm Christian, and this Sunday at Survivor Series, I will be returning to EBWF, to do what I love doing. Wrestling. You know, over the years, I've won many titles. Intercontinental, World, Tag Team, et cetera, et cetera. But there's one I've never conquered. Hall of Famer, and while I know that that could very well never happen, it never hurts to try, right?
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Christian smiled, and looked down, picking up a Christian action figure, and placing it on its pedestal, conveniently in an EBWF model ring, placing the Christian figure in a way that it is looking at a Justin Gabriel figure.
** Christian **
But back to my returning match. I'll be going one on one against "The Archangel" and King of Flippy Shit, Justin Gabriel. This kid is just raw talent, he can run and jump like nobody's business. BUT! Remember, the quicker you run, the faster I can Spear you. And the higher you jump, the bigger the splat on the mat, leaving yourself open for a Frog Splash. You can't just count on 200 pounds slamming me from way up high. That is not the way to win the match. Watch.
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Christian then faced the ring, picked the Justin Gabriel figure up, and threw it up in the air, without catching it. The figure splattered on the ring, face first. Suprisingly enough, it didn't break.
** Christian **
Huh... I was kind of hoping it would break so I could act totally badass and say: "That's what happens to irresponsable wrestlers." But, uhm... Yeah, I guess it still applies, it just fell face first, is that what you want, Justin? I don't think so. But this whole match reminds me of my EBWF return match last year, against a man who was... Born to fly, or so he said. I beat him, Justin. And if you try that strategy I will beat you too. You're right, it's going to be a hell of a match, but it will be me walking out with the victory, no matter what your plan is. And now a little something to celebrate my return. Hey, gimme a beat...
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Don't worry, Christian didn't go insane, he gestured to someone off camera, and soon enough the beat began. Captain Charisma took a deep breath and let out his usual smirk.
** Christian **
You say you will win, then do it.
I don't care about your flips and leaps,
'Cause when it comes down to it,
My heart beats... For my Peeps.
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Christian tapped his chest, and pointed at the camera, chuckling as the scene faded to black, ending the segment.
