A Tale of Two Brooke's

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Frustration is probably the only word you can use to describe how Brooke Tessmacher is feeling right now. Since her return to EBWF things haven’t been going good for her. But she has a chance to change that when she takes on Brooke Hogan in her debut match. The stress Brooke is facing with her upcoming match is pretty evident by the expression on her face. She turns to a blonde who is sitting in front of her at the table at the local chili’s.


Brooke Tessmacher: So much is riding on this match tonight Kim. If I can’t beat friggin’ Brooke Hogan who the heck is going to take me seriously in my pursuit of becoming a champion in the EBWF Women’s division? It’s the most prestigious women’s division around with the likes of Trish Stratus, Chyna, Lita, and Lacey all holding the title. I wouldn’t even deserve to be in the same division as them if I can’t beat her.
Kim Adams: Do you really feel that way?

Brooke Tessmacher: It’s nothing personal…. She’s a failed singer trying to turn wrestler because she thinks because her dad is a legend she can make here. Sis, you know wrestling was never a last ditch effort to me. The reason I got by the name Tessmacher is because I don’t want to be thought of as the same girl who was in a dance group

Kim Adams: Doesn’t she deserve a chance?

Brooke Tessmacher: Lemme’ ask you this brother? *Brooke says in her best mocking Hogan’s voice* Are you really saying I should give someone from the same blood line as the biggest con man in professional wrestling a chance to prove why she is going to be no more than an epic fail in wrestling just like her music career?
Kim Adams: Maybe…..

Brooke Tessmacher: Just one problem we don’t have auto tune in wrestling. I don’t hate her I am just frustrated she can come in to this ppv and still spotlight time from girls who have spent years working and honing their craft just because her last name is Hogan.

Kim Adams: There is Eddie’s daughter and even Lacey Von Erich.

Brooke Adams: Well all things considering Lacey Von Erich trained me to become a wrestler so I can’t say anything bad about her and she generally loves this business. I never met Shaul Guerrero but met her dad and he is one of the coolest guys you will ever meet.

Kim Adams: So do you think you can beat Brooke?

Brooke Tessmacher: I don’t have a choice I have got to beat her if I want me honor to remain intact. I won’t see Wes Ikeda hesitating to fire me if I can’t even beat Brooke

Tessmacher. Plus I need this win for myself losing to Maryse and if possibly Brooke isn’t a good way to make a name for yourself in your return to a promotion you were doing pretty good in before getting injured

Kim Adams: Yeah, the broken jaw was the best time of my life.

Brooke at that sticks her tongue out at her sister.

Brooke Tessmacher: SHUT UP, Sis but in all seriousness I wish Brooke the best of luck in her career. But I can’t let her beat me tonight. I know I am not the only one who thinks
Brooke doesn’t belong in wrestling but we can’t change the fact she is and I hope she knows that she is going to have to earn her respect it’s not going to be given to her because her last name is Hogan.

Kim Adams: As your Boi J-Holla would say, WORD. By the way how the hell did he get that name?

Brooke Tessmacher: A night of one too many beers and you don’t want to know the rest of the story. But after sitting her expressing my thoughts I’m convinced tonight is my night and that I’m going to win.

Brooke just finishes getting those words out as their waitresses bring out their steaks.