I feel Pretty.. Oh so Pretty.

[D.J]

Hey Guys, here's my RP for Warfare! Hope you enjoy feedback welcome :) -DJ

It had been a long couple of months, but when Mike "The Miz" Mizanin returned to action at Survivor Series he was committed to doing whatever it took to help "Team Cena" pick up the W, and that's just what happened. Team Cena picked up the win over team Rhodes. More importantly, The Miz was home and back competing for the company he loved and missed during his time away from the squared circle. This coming Monday Miz would be at it again, competing in his first Warfare match in quite sometime vs. newcomer Tyler Breeze. The Miz hoped that Breeze wouldn't be getting an upset victory over him to jump start the 25 year olds young career. Something tells me that if he was worried about it, he wouldn't be sharing that with any of us!

The scene opened up at a hair salon named "Headliners." The camera opened up outside, but quickly cut to a shot of the inside. There were 9 barbers chairs and 7 of them were filled with customers being styled by the establishments employees. The click clack of heels was heard as an attractive blond stylist in a black dress, walked across the hard wood floor. She made her way over to a man who's back was to the camera. The man's hair was wet, so she took a towel and dried it for him. She then spun him around so that he was now visible to the camera. The man receiving a haircut was none other than EBWF favorite, The Miz. His beard was already looking neater, he ran his left hand through his now less wet hair. He wore a white v neck and dark blue jeans. He looked at the stylist, who asked the most important question in a place such as this.

Jen: So what are we doing today?

The Miz: It's really simple Jen, I want you to make me beautiful. I want you to work your magic, and make me the prettiest girl in school.

Jen laughed at Miz' light mood.

Jen: But Miz you are already so handsome, what more can I do?

The Miz smiled.

The Miz: Oh Jennifer, you flatter me. With your kind and oh so true words, but I'm telling you that I am putting myself completely in your hands today. Do with me what you will!

Miz opened his arms wide to signify that he was giving himself away for Jen to pretty up. Jen blushed a little and nodded.

Jen: Alright I'll see what I can do.

The Miz got up out of the chair he was sitting in and went over to one of the two vacant barber chairs. He sat down in the chair, and Jen put the cape over the front of his body. She took a pair of scissors from her work station and begin to snip a little.

Jen: So what's the occasion? Big date.

The Miz smiled and nodded in a playful manner.

The Miz: Yeah BIG date, something like that for sure.

Jen: Who's the lucky lady?

The Miz: Actually it's not a lady, and this person isn't all that lucky.

Jen looked at Miz, not understanding.

Jen: I don't understand.

See.

The Miz: I'll explain, I'll lead by saying that I am not... you know... not that there's anything wrong with people that are.

A clearly flamboyant homosexual hair dresser near Jen, piped up.

Hair Dresser: Amen!

The Miz looked over at him and cracked a quick smile. The man looked sheepishly at them.

Hair Dresser: Oh I'm sorry hunny, go on go on.

The Miz: Thank you. So the reason I'm getting myself all beautified, is because this Monday Night I will be making my return to EBWF Warfare.

Jen looked enlightened.

Jen: Ohhh I get it, trying to look good for your big match.

The Miz smiled, as Jen continued to clean The Miz up.

The Miz: It's more than that. You see my opponent this Monday Night is a guy named Tyler Breeze. He's a guy that is the self proclaimed best looking guy in the EBWF. Which I mean..

The Miz pointed at himself.

The Miz: Really? I mean clearly.. am I right?

The same hair dresser near Jen, spoke up.

Hair Dresser: MMM HMM.

The Miz and Jen both laughed.

The Miz: So my plan, is to look extra.. well awesome. Again with your skills, and you know.. this face, shouldn't be too difficult. This kid is coming into this match with the mindset "look good, fight better." The second he realizes he's not only not the best looking guy in the EBWF, but that he's not even the best looking guy in the match, that should really break his spirit. I mean not that I really need to break his spirit, or play mind games with this guy to beat him. He's Tyler Breeze and I'm The Miz. Beating him will be... well.. a Breeze.

Jen: Well played sir.

Jen brushed some of the hair off of Miz shoulders.

The Miz: Thank you. Anyways, this kid is a little mixed up. You see what he doesn't seem to realize that it takes hard work and dedication to get ahead in this business. All the time he spends doing his hair, putting on his make up, and taking fish face selfies to post on his instagram, could be spent actually preparing himself to have a successful career. Which is something that I can pretty much guarantee he will not have, not as a professional wrestler anyway. I mean who knows, he might end up being a millionaire doing all those things I was just talking about. If the Kardashians can stay famous and rich, then so can T Breeze.

Our favorite eavesdropper contributed again.

Hair Dresser: Nothing wrong with fishy face selfies though Miz.

The Miz: No nothing at all, just saying they aren't going to help him win any matches. All the "likes" "favorites" and "retweets" in the world don't keep you from getting hurt when you step into the squared circle with someone who is way out of your league. I'm going to look better, and I'm going to fight better. Unlike this kid, this isn't my first rodeo, I've done everything there is to do in this business, I've held every title worth holding, I've captivated, I've been must see. So for this kid to come in and talk about me and the rest of us like he's above us, is absolutely ridiculous. I'm hitting the dislike button on that.

Hair Dresser: OH EM GEE.. when will Facebook put a dislike button in!

Jen: Totally! I've been waiting for it for so long!!

Hair Dresser: I KNOW! Me too.

The Miz: Guys.. can we..

Jen: Sorry babe go ahead.

The Miz: I've said this before and I'll say it again. I love facing the new kids, I love being the guy that these upstart rookies think they're going to come in and make a name for themselves against. There's nothing like taking that little bit of hope that they have of becoming a star and being the direct reason why it all comes crashing down.

Hair Dresser: That's so evil.

The Miz: Indeed.

The Miz smiled, somewhere Kaientai did too.

The Miz: No I mean I don't mean to be mean, it's just not interested in a couple of things. I'm not interested in A.) Losing and B.) of launching anyone's career BY losing. I mean if I go into a match and I just don't do what it takes on that night, I can deal with it, I hate it, but I can deal with it. There's just no way in hell that's going to happen here. I am the better man in every way. I'm smarter, I'm better looking, I'm a better wrestler, I don't even have an instagram but if I did and I posted a selfie of myself, guarantee I would get more likes than him.

Hair Dresser: No doubt about it, I would like it more than once if I could!

Jen: Ditto!

Hair Dresser: You really should get an instagram Miz. It'd be awesome.

The Miz laughed.

The Miz: I'll put it on my to do list. Right now on the top of that list though, is getting rid of this Breeze kid once and for all. I mean if people miss him too much, we can always just put Dolph Ziggler back on TV, it's pretty much the same thing.

Hair Dresser: I love me some Dolph Ziggler.

Jen: I don't know, not really a fan.

Hair Dresser: Really? I think he's gorg!

The Miz: Guys.

Hair Dresser: So are you doll, don't be jealous!

The Miz laughed again.

The Miz: Jealous is something people that aren't number 1 in every category of everything are. Needless to say.. it's not an emotion I experience. It is however, an emotion that Tyler Breeze should get used to feeling. After I destroy him Monday Night, he'll get the pleasure of watching me climb back up the ranks, all the way to my regaining the EBWF Title. He'll watch me rack up the wins, he'll watch the girls swoon, he'll watch me live the life that he could only dream of. He'll watch me soak up everything that it is to be me.. and he'll have no choice but to sit back and be jealous.

Jen took a brush to the Miz and finished her hair cut.

Jen: Speaking of jealous. How jealous is everyone going to be of how good you look!

The Miz looked at himself in the mirror, and then called out the next name like a kid calling out "Jordan" before shooting a jump shot.

The Miz: Breeze!

The Miz took out his i phone and began snapping "mirror selfies" of himself. He went fish face, peace sign, and then Jen got in the last shot and gave Miz bunny ears.

The Miz: There's 3 pictures that could start the most must see instagram of all time.

Jen: Your favorite Instagrams favorite Instagram.

The Miz smiled.

The Miz: Exactly! An Instagram that would put Tyler Breeze to shame. Just like I will on Monday Night. Breeze has said publicly that he is on a mission against the so called "ugly" people of the EBWF. So while this doesn't include me... obviously.

The male hair dresser was looking at Miz intently.

Hair Dresser: Obvi.

The Miz: I have a mission of my own, and that mission is to make sure that Tyler Breeze isn't around long enough to accomplish any mission, unless that mission is get demolished by The Miz, and then go away forever. I'd be more than happy to help him with that, the pleasure would be all mine. This Monday Night, is my first one on one matchup since I came back to the EBWF, and for that to be ruined ESPECIALLY by Tyler Breeze of all people, is just something that simply isn't going to happen. I won't let it happen. Monday Night people are going to be curious. They are going to be wondering what The Miz is going to look like in his first one on one match, they are going to want to know if I still got it. They are going to need me to make an example of Tyler Breeze. I don't plan to disappoint them, so that is EXACTLY what each and everyone of my Mizfits is going to see me do. When I finally decide to put him out of his misery and end the match on Monday, people will know that no matter how long I was gone, no matter what the skeptics are saying about me now, they will know that at the end of the day.. I'm still the Miz... and I'm still 100 percent.

Awesome.

The Miz turned over his right shoulder, and snapped one more quick mirror selfie of himself. Jen and the other hairdresser both laughed. Miz high fived the male hairdresser and gave Jen a hug and a kiss on the cheeck as the scene faded out to black.