"Funky's On a Roll! Funky's on a Roll!"
Jerry Lawler: Somebody call my mama, Brodus Clay is here with the Funkadactyls!
As if on cue, the ladies burst through the curtain, pepping up the crowd with their usual entrance dance. Brodus joined them in the center, moving his hands back and forth in his typical "Funkasaurus" taunt and the three of them headed toward the ring for the EBWF House Show crowd.
Jim Ross: Welcome to this EBWF.net Exclusive coming to you live from Green Bay, Wisconsin! The EBWF Royal Rumble comes to you live this Sunday from Milwaukee, and joining us now Brodus Clay, and Cameron and Naomi, the Funkadactyls!
The three entered the ring and completed their dance entrance. When they'd finished, Naomi grabbed a microphone.
Naomi: We are just days away from the EBWF Royal Rumble, and I know Cameron and I are excited to compete with all of the EBWF Divas!
Cameron: You can say that again, Nay. The EBWF Royal Rumble is the first PPV of the year, and it marks the very beginning of the Road to Wrestlemania! We are so excited to be here, and be participating. We know we have our work cut out for us.
Naomi: We do, but what we have in the ring is better than what most of those other girls have.
Cameron: That's right. We've got each other. We know it's every woman for herself, but when the going gets tough, Naomi and I have always got each other's backs!
Naomi: That means all those other girls have no idea what's about to hit them. The Funkadactyls are sure to dominate the Women's Royal Rumble, and we know that only one of us can win, but we're okay with that, because it only means that in the end, one of us will go on to Wrestlemania and become the NEW EBWF Women's Champion.
Cameron: And we brought Brodus out here tonight, because he's definitely a sure fire name and will be very likely to destroy the competition.
Naomi handed her microphone over to Brodus.
Brodus Clay: I don't think the EBWF Universe needs to be reminded that I am a powerhouse in that ring. At the EBWF Royal Rumble, you can bet that I'm going to pave a new road to Wrestlemania.
"Somebody Call My Mama" hit as Brodus dropped the mic, and he and the Funkadactyls left the ring.
Time to Funk
Time to Funk
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